Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 284

vrg · 30 Aug 2006, 16:10

Well, what are those white coats doing here? Is that poor young man sick? What a shame!

Can I have coffee and scrambled eggs, please? Is Bob your cellarman still across the pond? Will he ever get back from holiday? He is missed around here. Seems like he's been playing a lot of golf lately.

Thanks.

mszee · 30 Aug 2006, 16:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

I think emu should be on the menu lol
I have seen ostrich burgers emu's cant be that different can they?

Done...

hayley · 30 Aug 2006, 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Done...

mszee · 30 Aug 2006, 16:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by vrg

Well, what are those white coats doing here? Is that poor young man sick? What a shame!

Can I have coffee and scrambled eggs, please? Is Bob your cellarman still across the pond? Will he ever get back from holiday? He is missed around here. Seems like he's been playing a lot of golf lately.

Thanks.

Here you go...one coffee...one scrambled eggs...

This young man must have eaten something bad...but NOT here...

Bob is back from the holiday - enough of golf for him already!!!

To be honest with you...he's been playing golf here in the cellar with our wine bottles...so much damage...

Don't know what to do with him...

mszee · 30 Aug 2006, 16:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by hayley

Will you be ordering, miss???

**RadioMaster** · 30 Aug 2006, 17:22

OK...let me try to get this:

1. Gerry brought Emus to the bar

2. The barlady wanted them to get away

3. I asked for something to eat

4. The barlady offered me

5. The barlady and a guest are talking about who´s

that is

6. They want sent ME to the nuthouse

7. They decided that it´s the emu´s

8. They want to put it on the menu

And now you wonder that nobody comes here anymore...?

Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too?

I think it´s definitely time that your boss comes back to this......restaurant...

mszee · 30 Aug 2006, 17:25

Please read my very first post of the day...

I expressed exactly same sentiments...

hayley · 30 Aug 2006, 18:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radiomaster

Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too?

Locusts.......lollipops...........why??

**RadioMaster** · 30 Aug 2006, 18:33

Yeah....if you got a sensitive stomach...

dottie · 30 Aug 2006, 18:41

my butchers G.K. in Twickenham stocks Emu steaks - not for me though ukk!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Aug 2006, 20:28

THAT'S IT.

NO MORE FRENCH FOOD IN HERE

**RadioMaster** · 30 Aug 2006, 20:31

Hmmm...Locusts, Emus,

, that sounds more like...english food!

A piece of meatloaf please..

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Aug 2006, 20:34

Got a steak sandwich if you want that

vrg · 30 Aug 2006, 20:36

Are you saying Bob is HERE???

Is he here now?

Sorry about the damage; can't imagine him breaking wine bottles.

Oh, may I have my special, please? It's been a while.

Did I see emu steaks available? What's an emu??

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Aug 2006, 20:40

Well, yeah, Bob is here.

Don't know why anybody would be interested to know that though

He's down the cellar at the moment changing the barrels.

The EMU steaks are deffinatly off the menu

Chris · 30 Aug 2006, 20:50

Aha landlord - a pint of your finest champers please. And something for my lady please.....

Incidentally the ever delightful lucy has just been ringing up for a witter so I suggested she head over for the barmiads job. I trust that is ok with yourself?

dottie · 30 Aug 2006, 20:53

and there was me looking for a new position, reckon I'd make quite a good bar person p.c. and all that........... much prefer maid as it conjures up pictures of wenches like nell gywn,,,,,

mszee · 30 Aug 2006, 20:54

Wow...I think with so many candidates I can finally retire...

Chris · 30 Aug 2006, 20:55

I can just picture you in your barmaids outfit, dottie. Pulling pints of loverly loverly guinness and flirting outrageously with the customers and and.......

Oh my, time for a little lie down.

dottie · 30 Aug 2006, 21:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I can just picture you in your barmaids outfit, dottie. Pulling pints of loverly loverly guinness and flirting outrageously with the customers and and.......

Oh my, time for a little lie down.

now, now Chris - um come to think of it, could really make a fantastic bar maid, as you say I'm flirty, out going, fun loving, love to dress up, and can pull one mean guiness....................... and you could play my barman

Chris · 30 Aug 2006, 21:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by dottie

now, now Chris - um come to think of it, could really make a fantastic bar maid, as you say I'm flirty, out going, fun loving, love to dress up, and can pull one mean guiness....................... and you could play my barman

I bet you say that to all the boys

dottie · 30 Aug 2006, 21:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I bet you say that to all the boys

Only you, can make my world seem bright, only you.............

have I missed your trip Chris, everythings been up in the air lately.....

Chris · 30 Aug 2006, 21:10

Not gone on my trip yet. Mid october all being well. I shall be in touch to see if you are free adn if we can entice you out for a drinky - hopefully the Tangerine Teal will be there as well.

Now, where is that landlord with my pint?

dottie · 30 Aug 2006, 21:12

Fantastic Chris - half term, and please may I have a scotch and diet lemonade

Gez · 01 Sep 2006, 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

No, it's not...it's those damn emus...

Wait till Gerry comes back...he is gonna get it...

..........whats up, are you not EMUSED

30 Aug 2006, 16:10	#7076
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Well, what are those white coats doing here? Is that poor young man sick? What a shame! Can I have coffee and scrambled eggs, please? Is Bob your cellarman still across the pond? Will he ever get back from holiday? He is missed around here. Seems like he's been playing a lot of golf lately. Thanks.

30 Aug 2006, 17:22	#7081
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	OK...let me try to get this: 1. Gerry brought Emus to the bar 2. The barlady wanted them to get away 3. I asked for something to eat 4. The barlady offered me 5. The barlady and a guest are talking about who´s that is 6. They want sent ME to the nuthouse 7. They decided that it´s the emu´s 8. They want to put it on the menu And now you wonder that nobody comes here anymore...? Some years ago...you could buy lollipops with REAL locusts inside, wouldnt that be a great business idea too? I think it´s definitely time that your boss comes back to this......restaurant...

30 Aug 2006, 17:25	#7082
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Please read my very first post of the day... I expressed exactly same sentiments...

30 Aug 2006, 18:33	#7084
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Yeah....if you got a sensitive stomach...

30 Aug 2006, 18:41	#7085
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	my butchers G.K. in Twickenham stocks Emu steaks - not for me though ukk!!

30 Aug 2006, 20:28	#7086
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	THAT'S IT. NO MORE FRENCH FOOD IN HERE

30 Aug 2006, 20:31	#7087
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	Hmmm...Locusts, Emus, , that sounds more like...english food! A piece of meatloaf please..

30 Aug 2006, 20:34	#7088
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Got a steak sandwich if you want that

30 Aug 2006, 20:36	#7089
vrg Super Loafer Join Date: 30.10.2005 Location: Just outside Manhattan Posts: 671	Are you saying Bob is HERE??? Is he here now? Sorry about the damage; can't imagine him breaking wine bottles. Oh, may I have my special, please? It's been a while. Did I see emu steaks available? What's an emu??

30 Aug 2006, 20:40	#7090
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well, yeah, Bob is here. Don't know why anybody would be interested to know that though He's down the cellar at the moment changing the barrels. The EMU steaks are deffinatly off the menu

30 Aug 2006, 20:50	#7091
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Aha landlord - a pint of your finest champers please. And something for my lady please..... Incidentally the ever delightful lucy has just been ringing up for a witter so I suggested she head over for the barmiads job. I trust that is ok with yourself?

30 Aug 2006, 20:53	#7092
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	and there was me looking for a new position, reckon I'd make quite a good bar person p.c. and all that........... much prefer maid as it conjures up pictures of wenches like nell gywn,,,,,

30 Aug 2006, 20:54	#7093
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Wow...I think with so many candidates I can finally retire...

30 Aug 2006, 20:55	#7094
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I can just picture you in your barmaids outfit, dottie. Pulling pints of loverly loverly guinness and flirting outrageously with the customers and and....... Oh my, time for a little lie down.

30 Aug 2006, 21:10	#7098
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Not gone on my trip yet. Mid october all being well. I shall be in touch to see if you are free adn if we can entice you out for a drinky - hopefully the Tangerine Teal will be there as well. Now, where is that landlord with my pint?

30 Aug 2006, 21:12	#7099
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Fantastic Chris - half term, and please may I have a scotch and diet lemonade