A tough decision.

Chris · 31 Jan 2007, 07:23

It's decision time and the question is:

Should I get a dog or a child?

Rockette · 31 Jan 2007, 08:57

Is there, perchance, a third option?

*AndyK* · 31 Jan 2007, 10:43

I'd get a dog .. then you can spend the change on a new sofa ...

LucyK! · 31 Jan 2007, 11:51

Not the kids

**Monstro** · 31 Jan 2007, 12:49

Get a cat

Hypnobabe · 31 Jan 2007, 12:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

It's decision time and the question is:

Should I get a dog or a child?

Pray tell, Chris, is there a way of 'getting' a child that we women don't know about that doesn't involve 9 months of peeing, backache and craving ice-cream and celery on toast?!!?

**Monstro** · 31 Jan 2007, 12:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Pray tell, Chris, is there a way of 'getting' a child that we women don't know about that doesn't involve 9 months of peeing, backache and craving ice-cream and celery on toast?!!?

Ask Madonna

Hypnobabe · 31 Jan 2007, 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

Ask Madonna

Damn... I didn't think of that...

*AndyK* · 31 Jan 2007, 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

Ask Madonna

sharon1248 · 31 Jan 2007, 23:22

Get a parrot. They are easier to care for than a dog, cat or certainly a child. Cheaper, too, almost no vet bills.

On the downside, they can argue with you just like a kid. And they can bite harder.

KebLou · 02 Feb 2007, 00:02

I've never seen a dog do that, I've seen what they can do to Piano legs, and as for children, we never did that as children

Mick Loaf · 02 Feb 2007, 00:15

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Originally Posted by Rockette

Is there, perchance, a third option?

I'm for the third way as well! Great pics though, made me laugh.

needmoremeat · 03 Feb 2007, 21:13

Having three nephews (live in Maidstone, luckily!), it's a dog for me anytime, not as noisy
At least the dog only scratched up the sofa, but the kids and the TV!!!!!

Tim · 03 Feb 2007, 21:44

hehehe... very funny.. but don't choose the dog!!!

mszee · 03 Feb 2007, 23:01

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Originally Posted by sharon1248

Get a parrot. They are easier to care for than a dog, cat or certainly a child. Cheaper, too, almost no vet bills.

On the downside, they can argue with you just like a kid. And they can bite harder.

Oh my dear lord...did you EVER actually had a parrot? And I mean...REAL parrot...not some small parakeet or something...

I did...

More work than ANY pet I've ever had...argh...

THAT didn't last AT ALL...

31 Jan 2007, 07:23	#1
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	A tough decision. It's decision time and the question is: Should I get a dog or a child?

31 Jan 2007, 08:57	#2
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Is there, perchance, a third option?

31 Jan 2007, 10:43	#3
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I'd get a dog .. then you can spend the change on a new sofa ...

31 Jan 2007, 11:51	#4
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Not the kids

31 Jan 2007, 12:49	#5
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Get a cat

31 Jan 2007, 23:22	#10
sharon1248 Loafer Join Date: 10.11.2003 Location: Kansas, USA Posts: 77	Get a parrot. They are easier to care for than a dog, cat or certainly a child. Cheaper, too, almost no vet bills. On the downside, they can argue with you just like a kid. And they can bite harder.

02 Feb 2007, 00:02	#11
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	I've never seen a dog do that, I've seen what they can do to Piano legs, and as for children, we never did that as children

03 Feb 2007, 21:13	#13
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	Having three nephews (live in Maidstone, luckily!), it's a dog for me anytime, not as noisy At least the dog only scratched up the sofa, but the kids and the TV!!!!!

03 Feb 2007, 21:44	#14
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	hehehe... very funny.. but don't choose the dog!!!