Beyond belief

R. · 10 Nov 2006, 20:05

Jesus H Tapdancing Christ, wtf is wrong with these people in the UK?

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Backside firework prank backfires

A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland. He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable. A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal. Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding. "He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

MeatGrl1 · 10 Nov 2006, 20:07

I read this in The Metro yesterday!
What an absolute ninny

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mszee · 10 Nov 2006, 20:11

I am glad you specified the age...otherwise I would have thought it's somebody from this forum...

Which, of course, still might be true...but I had somebody else in mind...

JanT · 10 Nov 2006, 20:11

What a prat that guy is! Everyone knows you have to stand away from fireworks when they've been lit. How could he stand away from it if it was shoved where the sun don't shine!

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Nov 2006, 21:01

R. , it ain't the BRITS you gotta watch out for

Remember the time I asked if anyone had seen the TV show "Jackass"?

YouTube Video

mszee · 10 Nov 2006, 21:03

OK...Jackass is an American show...these people in these videos actually make money...

But yeah...stupid nevertheless...

MeatGrl1 · 10 Nov 2006, 21:20

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

R. , it ain't the BRITS you gotta watch out for

Remember the time I asked if anyone had seen the TV show "Jackass"?

YouTube Video

!!!!!

SamCat · 10 Nov 2006, 23:01

I love Jackass its classy stupidness unlike the welsh version that was made over here!!

mszee · 10 Nov 2006, 23:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamCat

I love Jackass its classy stupidness unlike the welsh version that was made over here!!

I have to check my facts but I am pretty sure the entire show is done by paid actors...

KebLou · 10 Nov 2006, 23:10

I'm pretty sure they are paid as well.

needmoremeat · 11 Nov 2006, 15:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

Jesus H Tapdancing Christ, wtf is wrong with these people in the UK?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

That's in my home city and Dame Dorothy St is where I go to uni!

We're not all that stupid, though.
Well, at least it explains (sort of) why fireworks weren't going off until 2 in the morning like they were last year, everyone was probably too stunned by this to want to go near a firework after the 11pm curfew!

Sorry, but had to laugh at this bit:
"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

mszee · 11 Nov 2006, 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I have to check my facts but I am pretty sure the entire show is done by paid actors...

The only addition to this post is that Jackass people are paid professional stuntmen

duke knooby · 11 Nov 2006, 15:59

thats the funniest thing ive seen in ages, brought tears to my eyes, lol

KebLou · 12 Nov 2006, 01:08

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Originally Posted by needmoremeat

That's in my home city and Dame Dorothy St is where I go to uni!

We're not all that stupid, though.
Well, at least it explains (sort of) why fireworks weren't going off until 2 in the morning like they were last year, everyone was probably too stunned by this to want to go near a firework after the 11pm curfew!

Sorry, but had to laugh at this bit:
"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

Just remembered something which was in this particular article but the guy was/ is in the army...

geordieloaf · 14 Nov 2006, 01:12

I could make a comment about mackems but this isn't the place.
Although it is a stupid thing to do i still think it would have been worth seeing.

KebLou · 14 Nov 2006, 12:04

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Originally Posted by geordieloaf

I could make a comment about mackems but this isn't the place.
Although it is a stupid thing to do i still think it would have been worth seeing.

You would like to see someone's interiors drop though their backside?

needmoremeat · 14 Nov 2006, 14:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by geordieloaf

I could make a comment about mackems but this isn't the place.
Although it is a stupid thing to do i still think it would have been worth seeing.

No, it's not the place!!!!!

And don't even get me started on newcastle!

geordieloaf · 17 Nov 2006, 18:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by needmoremeat

No, it's not the place!!!!!

And don't even get me started on newcastle!

No offence intended just a joke. Got family from sunderland and i'm really not into the whole football hate mackem's thing.
As for wanting to see someone's interior's fall out. That didn't happen he got his backside burnt and if he was daft enough to do it i say he deserve's what he got.
Yes i think it would have been funny to see it!

needmoremeat · 17 Nov 2006, 21:10

I just keep thinking about in the bbc report where it said the body produces methane and the outcome could have been far worse than it was. I keep picturing Meat's death in 51st State, and the guy's friends standing around watching and laughing then next second standing there stunned covered in red bits!

geordieloaf: sorry I was abrupt earlier, and thanks for your post in my asbo thread!

geordieloaf · 17 Nov 2006, 21:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by needmoremeat

I just keep thinking about in the bbc report where it said the body produces methane and the outcome could have been far worse than it was. I keep picturing Meat's death in 51st State, and the guy's friends standing around watching and laughing then next second standing there stunned covered in red bits!

geordieloaf: sorry I was abrupt earlier, and thanks for your post in my asbo thread!

No probs. I just can't get my head around at what point he thought it was a good idea.

**The Flying Mouse** · 21 Nov 2006, 18:17

Idiots and fire, it's a timeless combination

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1694377

Chris · 21 Nov 2006, 18:47

Isn't it an urban myth that the body's internal methane can combust like that?

I know poeple used to say it about cows but there isn't a sufficently high volume of oxygen inside the cow with the methane to allow it to explode.

LucyK! · 21 Nov 2006, 19:12

I thought cows explode if they get hit by cars?!

Just for the record, I love cows and would never hit one with my car!

**The Flying Mouse** · 21 Nov 2006, 19:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Isn't it an urban myth that the body's internal methane can combust like that?

I know poeple used to say it about cows but there isn't a sufficently high volume of oxygen inside the cow with the methane to allow it to explode.

One of the reasons I love this forum

Where else could you discuss exploding cows in a serious convo?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

I thought cows explode if they get hit by cars?!

Just for the record, I love cows and would never hit one with my car!

She wouldn't want to dent her bumper

Only joking hun

R. · 21 Nov 2006, 19:55

Gas.

10 Nov 2006, 20:07	#2
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	I read this in The Metro yesterday! What an absolute ninny !

10 Nov 2006, 20:11	#3
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I am glad you specified the age...otherwise I would have thought it's somebody from this forum... Which, of course, still might be true...but I had somebody else in mind...

10 Nov 2006, 20:11	#4
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	What a prat that guy is! Everyone knows you have to stand away from fireworks when they've been lit. How could he stand away from it if it was shoved where the sun don't shine!

10 Nov 2006, 21:03	#6
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	OK...Jackass is an American show...these people in these videos actually make money... But yeah...stupid nevertheless...

10 Nov 2006, 23:01	#8
SamCat Hello Harry!!!! Join Date: 11.09.2006 Location: London Posts: 3,086	I love Jackass its classy stupidness unlike the welsh version that was made over here!!

10 Nov 2006, 23:10	#10
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	I'm pretty sure they are paid as well.

11 Nov 2006, 15:59	#13
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,888	thats the funniest thing ive seen in ages, brought tears to my eyes, lol

14 Nov 2006, 01:12	#15
geordieloaf Can't You See My Faded Geordie Jeans Bursting Apart Join Date: 25.10.2006 Location: Newcastle Posts: 1,360	I could make a comment about mackems but this isn't the place. Although it is a stupid thing to do i still think it would have been worth seeing.

17 Nov 2006, 21:10	#19
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	I just keep thinking about in the bbc report where it said the body produces methane and the outcome could have been far worse than it was. I keep picturing Meat's death in 51st State, and the guy's friends standing around watching and laughing then next second standing there stunned covered in red bits! geordieloaf: sorry I was abrupt earlier, and thanks for your post in my asbo thread!

21 Nov 2006, 18:17	#21
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Idiots and fire, it's a timeless combination http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1694377

21 Nov 2006, 18:47	#22
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Isn't it an urban myth that the body's internal methane can combust like that? I know poeple used to say it about cows but there isn't a sufficently high volume of oxygen inside the cow with the methane to allow it to explode.

21 Nov 2006, 19:12	#23
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	I thought cows explode if they get hit by cars?! Just for the record, I love cows and would never hit one with my car!

21 Nov 2006, 19:55	#25
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Gas.