WHEN PEOPLE AT HALLMARK ARE HAVING A BAD DAY

mszee · 26 Oct 2006, 04:04

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........

Below are a few examples, thanks, once again to Mike:

My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!

Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia )

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

So your daughter's a hooker,

and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay.

Ok...feel free to add some of your own!!!

**RadioMaster** · 26 Oct 2006, 11:18

lol

Hypnobabe · 26 Oct 2006, 12:49

Benny · 26 Oct 2006, 15:26

JanT · 26 Oct 2006, 15:47

MeatGrl1 · 26 Oct 2006, 17:46

Those were great

!

26 Oct 2006, 04:04	#1
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	WHEN PEOPLE AT HALLMARK ARE HAVING A BAD DAY Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........ Below are a few examples, thanks, once again to Mike: My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. Ok...feel free to add some of your own!!!

26 Oct 2006, 11:18	#2
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	lol

26 Oct 2006, 12:49	#3
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686

26 Oct 2006, 15:26	#4
Benny Massive Loafer Join Date: 07.09.2005 Location: Posts: 3,084

26 Oct 2006, 15:47	#5
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232

26 Oct 2006, 17:46	#6
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	Those were great !