Letters to Santa

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Dec 2005, 03:08

OK folks, get your orders in

Dear Santa.
Please try and get it right this year.

Several cases of brandy.

Dozen boxes of havanna cigars.

21 yr old twins.
Female.
HUMAN.
Blonde.
Swedish
Kinky as hell

Advance copy of Bat Out Of Hell III

Sort that, and i'll be happy for the next year (or at least the next couple of months

)

Mousie

Heli · 23 Dec 2005, 03:14

Hmmmm.....

Dear Mr Santa Sir....

This christmas, I would really like....
A butler
An assistant
Several million pounds (uk pounds to be precise)
A Yacht in Southern France
A Villa in Italy
An apartment in London, New York, Moscow, Hawaii and Japan
My own private Jet
And 10 wishes to last me throughout the year please ^_^

If not, then just a Meat Loaf hoody, a Queen hoody, some music and a rail card ^_^!

Thank you very much Mr Claus! I promise to go to bed before twelve on saturday ^_^!

23 Dec 2005, 03:08	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Letters to Santa OK folks, get your orders in Dear Santa. Please try and get it right this year. Several cases of brandy. Dozen boxes of havanna cigars. 21 yr old twins. Female. HUMAN. Blonde. Swedish Kinky as hell Advance copy of Bat Out Of Hell III Sort that, and i'll be happy for the next year (or at least the next couple of months ) Mousie

23 Dec 2005, 03:14	#2
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Hmmmm..... Dear Mr Santa Sir.... This christmas, I would really like.... A butler An assistant Several million pounds (uk pounds to be precise) A Yacht in Southern France A Villa in Italy An apartment in London, New York, Moscow, Hawaii and Japan My own private Jet And 10 wishes to last me throughout the year please ^_^ If not, then just a Meat Loaf hoody, a Queen hoody, some music and a rail card ^_^! Thank you very much Mr Claus! I promise to go to bed before twelve on saturday ^_^!