22 Jun 2005, 23:53
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Post your favourite movie quotes!
From Snatch:
Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary ****ing Poppins... LONDON. |
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23 Jun 2005, 00:04
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.02.2003
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From Psycho:
We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you? and along the same lines, from Rocky Horror Picture Show Madness takes its toll Sherrie |
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23 Jun 2005, 00:13
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From: The Good, the Bad And The Ugly:
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. |
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23 Jun 2005, 00:26
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The Butcher
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From: The Terminator
I'll be back! (think it is the best ever haha) |
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23 Jun 2005, 00:33
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Sweet But Sadistic
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A few of my faves from Fight Club:
With a gun barrel between your teeth you only speak in vowels. I haven’t been f***ed like that since grade school. And you’re too f***ing…blonde! Now as a question of etiquette, do I give you the ass or the crotch? |
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23 Jun 2005, 14:37
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Mega Loafer
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“You don’t understand. I could have had class. I could have been a contender."
Marlon Brando - On the Waterfront |
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23 Jun 2005, 21:28
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Mega Loafer
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Um, not sure about movie quotes off the top of my head, but here's my fave TV quote:
from Frasier Niles: (after kicking a bag of flour he was using as a "baby" to see if he would make a good father into a pool by accident and bringing it inside and putting it on the hearth to dry where it caught fire  ) It's not as careless as you make it seem. After all, a real child would have cried before it burst into flames.
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23 Jun 2005, 23:10
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Mega Loafer
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Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious.....and don;t call me Shirley Airplane |
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23 Jun 2005, 23:32
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Meat Loaf Rocks!
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From: Snatch
"Tyrone, you could park a f****n jumbo jet in there! I love that quote/line, dont kno wweather it is correct to what he says but close enough, it is very funny
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23 Jun 2005, 23:37
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Sweet But Sadistic
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From Bad Girls (the TV show, not the film)
Denny: Oi, posh bitch. Is "arseholes" all one word? Monica: No, it's hyphenated. As in "arse-licker" Sylvia: Do I look like I was born yesterday? Yvonne: Not unless you age at the speed of light. Yvonne: If you can't beat 'em, leg it! |
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23 Jun 2005, 23:43
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the enchanted spleen
Join Date: 12.02.2004
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Mum! Mum! THE ~~~~~ ARE HERE!!!!!!!!! : Sajid, east is east
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23 Jun 2005, 23:50
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Quote:
Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo ****ing jet in that. [Seconds later ...] [Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van] Tyrone: I didn't see it. Vinny: It's a two ****ing ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of ****ing peanuts now is it? Tyrone: It was at a funny angle. [All three turn and look back at the truck] Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.   From Pulp Fiction: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
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23 Jun 2005, 23:54
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Sweet But Sadistic
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The Italian Job (the REAL and ONLY one)
You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Classic 
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24 Jun 2005, 00:01
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Mega Loafer
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Anything from Monty Python - either life of Brian or Holy Grail.
Best two are the "you can't have a baby. You're a bloke" and "We demand a shrubbery (a nice one mind)" bits!! (sad confession - i pretty much know both scripts off by heart!!!) |
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24 Jun 2005, 10:48
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Knicker thief
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'Hes not the massiah, hes a very naughty boy'
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24 Jun 2005, 14:15
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Mega Loafer
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Brain : "You are all different"
Crowd: "Yes, we are all different" Lone Dissenter: "I'm Not" Crowd: "Shut up!" Life of Brian |
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24 Jun 2005, 14:37
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Lurker
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"Ey Dorice....ya dead?"
Gotta love Cool Runnings
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24 Jun 2005, 20:21
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Mega Loafer
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Thought of fave movie quote now!
From Jurassic Park Ian Malcolm: You think they'll have that on the tour? [after being in a car chased by the T-Rex]
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24 Jun 2005, 20:24
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Meat Loaf Rocks!
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24 Jun 2005, 21:32
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Mega Loafer
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"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? "
Dirty harry One of the most misquoted lines ever - He dosn't say Do you feel lucky!!! |
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24 Jun 2005, 21:47
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This quote is correct:
From Sudden Impact (Dirty Harry IV): Go ahead, make my day. |
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24 Jun 2005, 21:53
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Meat Loaf Rocks!
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Star Wars - Return Of The Jedi:
Empra: - Fire at will, Commander |
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24 Jun 2005, 21:53
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Relentless
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From City Of Angels:
Maggie: Why do you wear the same clothes all the time? Why won't you give me your phone number? Are you married? Seth: No. Maggie: Are you homeless? Seth: No. Maggie: Are you a drummer? |
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24 Jun 2005, 21:56
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Mega Loafer
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"This morning i shot an elephant in my pyjamas - how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know"
Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers |
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24 Jun 2005, 22:51
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Youth Gone Wild
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its not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache: R.H.P.S
He huffed n puffed n he...signed the eviction notice: shrek some say that life is an illusion and reality is barely a frigment of our imagination: RHPS |
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