Things Stressed Women Might Say At Work:.............

DIZZY DRUMMER · 22 Jun 2005, 14:18

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un**** you.

2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

6. Do I look like a people person?

7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!

16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.

22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

24. Earth is full. Go home.

25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?

26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

27. A h**d-on doesn't count as personal growth.

28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

29. If a**holes could fly, this place would be an airport.

30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of give-a-shit?

needmoremeat · 22 Jun 2005, 16:05

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9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Love this one!!!!!

Definitely the bubble wrap!

Gez · 22 Jun 2005, 21:35

..........as said only by a woman

Cathie · 22 Jun 2005, 22:36

Saw this on a t-shirt earlier:

"I'm the Bitch Your Mother Warned You About"

And the one I'm wearing right now:

"All Stressed Out and No One to Choke"

...which was bought for me by a friend of mine! ...not that she was hinting or anything...

Tim · 22 Jun 2005, 23:28

Do only women say that??? hahah... do you have some for men too??

DIZZY DRUMMER · 23 Jun 2005, 08:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gerry

..........as said only by a woman

Well Gerry - We have to have some perks in the job - letting off steam is part of it in this office

22 Jun 2005, 14:18	#1
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Things Stressed Women Might Say At Work:............. 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Un** you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting. 8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left. 9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose. 10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control? 11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years. 12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. 13. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet! 16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura. 17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too. 18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. 19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done. 22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no. 23. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 24. Earth is full. Go home. 25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego? 26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 27. A hd-on doesn't count as personal growth. 28. You are depriving some village of an idiot. 29. If aholes could fly, this place would be an airport. 30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of give-a-shit?**

22 Jun 2005, 21:35	#3
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	..........as said only by a woman

22 Jun 2005, 22:36	#4
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Saw this on a t-shirt earlier: "I'm the Bitch Your Mother Warned You About" And the one I'm wearing right now: "All Stressed Out and No One to Choke" ...which was bought for me by a friend of mine! ...not that she was hinting or anything...

22 Jun 2005, 23:28	#5
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Do only women say that??? hahah... do you have some for men too??