This is the way ...

R. · 11 May 2005, 21:01

1. Start at East Midlands Airport.

2. Catch flight from East Midlands Airport to London Heathrow Airport.

3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport.

5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles.

6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles

7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles

8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles

9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles

10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles

11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles

12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles

13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles

14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles

15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles

16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles

17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles

18. Arrive at the city centre of "Amarillo, Texas"

Tim · 11 May 2005, 22:20

mmm... strange post R.

Keab42 · 11 May 2005, 22:22

very funny R.

dottie · 12 May 2005, 01:20

R. I'm loving it - Trouble is I can remember the original verson of this song!

Cathie · 12 May 2005, 23:53

Very funny

But across the country karaoke will be ruined...

Gez · 13 May 2005, 00:38

Gez · 13 May 2005, 00:38

...........and no wonder I got lost

Skeleton · 13 May 2005, 21:54

Very interesting directions...

Chris · 13 May 2005, 22:20

Random fact of the day

Marie who used to perform with Tony Christie and is the Marie he sings about is a customer of mine!!!

I only learnt this fact this week!!

R. · 24 May 2005, 23:32

This might be politically incorrect, but it's absolutely on topic and damn funny!
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/armyrillo.html

Ignore the links on the site though!

11 May 2005, 21:01	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	This is the way ... 1. Start at East Midlands Airport. 2. Catch flight from East Midlands Airport to London Heathrow Airport. 3. Catch flight from London Heathrow to Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 4. Hire car at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. 5. Start going toward the "Airport Exit" on "International Parkway South" - follow for 0.2 miles. 6. Bear left onto the highway toward "Terminal East Parking" - follow for 0.3 miles 7. Bear left onto "International Parkway North" toward "North Airport Exit" - follow for 2.9 miles 8. Take the "Highway 114 west" exit toward "Fort Worth" - follow for 29.2 miles 9. Then continue on "US 287 north" - follow for 91.1 miles 10. "US 287 north" becomes "Interstate-44 east" - follow for 0.7 miles 11. Take left fork onto "US-287 north" toward "Vernon" - follow for 104.0 miles 12. "US 287 north" becomes "Avenue F (US-287)" - follow for 2.8 miles 13. Continue to follow "US 287 north" - follow for 104.9 miles 14. Take left ramp onto "Interstate 40 west" toward "Dumas" - follow for 7.8 miles 15. Take "Exit 70" onto "US 60 east" toward "Dumas" - follow for 0.5 miles 16. Take the "Buchanan Street" exit toward "Dumas/Pampa" - follow for 1.7 miles 17. Turn right onto "Old Route 66 (Interstate 40)" - follow for 0.1 miles 18. Arrive at the city centre of "Amarillo, Texas" That's the way to ***ing Amarillo! Now stop singing it! Last edited by R.; 11 May 2005 at 21:49.*

11 May 2005, 22:20	#2
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	mmm... strange post R.

11 May 2005, 22:22	#3
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	very funny R.

12 May 2005, 01:20	#4
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	R. I'm loving it - Trouble is I can remember the original verson of this song!

12 May 2005, 23:53	#5
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Very funny But across the country karaoke will be ruined...

13 May 2005, 00:38	#6
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633

13 May 2005, 21:54	#8
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	Very interesting directions...

13 May 2005, 22:20	#9
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Random fact of the day Marie who used to perform with Tony Christie and is the Marie he sings about is a customer of mine!!! I only learnt this fact this week!!

24 May 2005, 23:32	#10
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	This might be politically incorrect, but it's absolutely on topic and damn funny! http://www.big-boys.com/articles/armyrillo.html Ignore the links on the site though!