Excuse me, but *cough* *cough*

R. · 24 Feb 2005, 19:38

... your fly is open!

Here are 20 alternate ways of saying it:

20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows in your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
09. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
08. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
07. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
06. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
05. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
04. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
03. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
02. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
01. I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

Gez · 24 Feb 2005, 21:27

DIZZY DRUMMER · 25 Feb 2005, 23:43

Why not just

Hey you're flies are open

or " excuse me - but you left the hatch open"

KebLou · 25 Feb 2005, 23:46

The best is you're flying low.

Tim · 26 Feb 2005, 10:55

funny ways of telling that.... but just be honest, than you can laugh more i think.

Skeleton · 23 Mar 2005, 18:05

Cathie · 23 Mar 2005, 21:12

jcmoorehead · 23 Mar 2005, 21:38

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24 Feb 2005, 19:38	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Excuse me, but cough cough ... your fly is open! Here are 20 alternate ways of saying it: 20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can see the gun of Navarone. 18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. 17. You've got Windows in your laptop. 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. 15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. 14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell. 13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 12. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building! 09. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod. 08. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir! 07. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 06. Dr. Kimble has escaped! 05. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." 04. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction... 03. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones. 02. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it? 01. I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

24 Feb 2005, 21:27	#2
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633

25 Feb 2005, 23:43	#3
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Why not just Hey you're flies are open or " excuse me - but you left the hatch open"

25 Feb 2005, 23:46	#4
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	The best is you're flying low.

26 Feb 2005, 10:55	#5
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	funny ways of telling that.... but just be honest, than you can laugh more i think.

23 Mar 2005, 18:05	#6
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668

23 Mar 2005, 21:12	#7
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098

23 Mar 2005, 21:38	#8
jcmoorehead Super Loafer Join Date: 09.04.2003 Location: Edinburgh, formerly Teesside Posts: 672	r00ficles