Christmas Party!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 13 Oct 2004, 08:11

Hi

Well our Xmas party is being organised at work & it is going to be fancy dress

I would like some ideas as to what to go as

-

So anyone out there got any Good ones ???

(Keep it clean Gerry

)

Don't do tarts - schoolgirls etc

Ageing Bat · 13 Oct 2004, 09:57

Go as a Bat!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 13 Oct 2004, 10:10

Ageing Bat wrote:

Quote:

Go as a Bat!

WHAT - an OLD one

Ageing Bat · 13 Oct 2004, 14:02

If the cap fits!!

rachelba · 16 Oct 2004, 09:30

Once our office party was themed "Tramps & Tarts". I was many years ago when I was young and impulsive (!) so I decided to go as a tart, A JAM TART!! There was I in a red body suit with a huge tart covering front and back. Only problem was that the theme had been changed to "Vicar and Tramps", and I didn't know, so the joke fell flat. However, 20 years on the oldies still tell the tale every time the Christmas party psoter goes up!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 16 Oct 2004, 13:56

Thanks for that Rachelba - by the way hope you enjoyed Mansfield

Gez · 17 Oct 2004, 11:38

What about Miss Whiplash

. That way you don't have to get a new costume

. You can spank...oh thank...me later

.
or
What about a Pole dancer. Have to carry your pole abour with you though. Naw.
or
Why not an Angel. You are a Fallen one any way. I can see those wings and Halo. Thats you girl, although you might have to confess your sins

.

Gez · 17 Oct 2004, 17:12

...........or what about Wonder Woman. Nice pants to wear, can jump high, very popular with us Males

and more importantly....has a wee whip by her side

Sounds like you girl

DIZZY DRUMMER · 17 Oct 2004, 21:22

Gerry - Like the Angel suggestion

Wonder Woman - I am anyway - just wear my knickers on the inside - & have the whip by the bed

black dog · 18 Oct 2004, 08:30

You could go as a Vampire. You'd then have a costume for next time you went to Vampires Rock.

Gez · 19 Oct 2004, 15:04

..........what about one of those devil discipile girlies, like in the 'anything for love' video

or go to the nearest hairdressers, get hair from floor, knit together and go as Cousin IT

DIZZY DRUMMER · 20 Oct 2004, 22:46

Gerry wrote:

Quote:

or go to the nearest hairdressers, get hair from floor, knit together and go as Cousin IT

You taking the micky mate

You know I was scalped with my last haircut

I challenge you to get in the wrestling ring

(Just want to see you in trunks really

)

Gez · 24 Oct 2004, 20:12

Grrrrrrrrrrr.......your punches cannot harm me, my trunks are like a shield of steel

............

Tim · 24 Oct 2004, 20:19

think that chrismas party's just suck. Cause they are big, only about food and getting drunk. No.... not about the good feeling, the snow, the bible story, etc... Hate those party's.

Sorry.. don't want to be depressed... just my opinion.

DIZZY DRUMMER · 24 Oct 2004, 21:44

Tim - good job you are not invited then

We have a great time

Gerry - your pants of steel will be easy to sort out - I have a tin opener

Gez · 29 Oct 2004, 09:58

Hope its not electric

.Like opening a can of Beanz and sausages

.

Gez · 29 Oct 2004, 09:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim

think that chrismas party's just suck. Cause they are big, only about food and getting drunk. No.... not about the good feeling, the snow, the bible story, etc... Hate those party's.

Sorry.. don't want to be depressed... just my opinion.

Do you do the door to door Christmas Carol thing Tim??
If you do don't come to mine or FA'S as we'll be pi***d

DIZZY DRUMMER · 29 Oct 2004, 13:19

Too true Gerry

From Xmas Eve to New Years Day

[RDH]draconia · 30 Oct 2004, 01:04

FALLEN ANGEL1000 said

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Gerry - your pants of steel will be easy to sort out - I have a tin opener

na i would use hot water

how about dressed as meat???

DIZZY DRUMMER · 30 Oct 2004, 21:40

? a possibility

may have someting in mind though

airhead · 30 Oct 2004, 23:01

FA, Gerry, do us all a favor, stop flirting and pissarseing around and get together already!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 31 Oct 2004, 09:24

airhead wrote:

Quote:

FA, Gerry, do us all a favor, stop flirting and pissarseing around and get together already!

NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is more fun

Gez · 04 Nov 2004, 20:56

[quote="[RDH]draconia"]FALLEN ANGEL1000 said

Quote:

Gerry - your pants of steel will be easy to sort out - I have a tin opener

na i would use hot water

AUCH

.......EVIL PERSON

Gez · 04 Nov 2004, 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by airhead

FA, Gerry, do us all a favor, stop flirting and pissarseing around and get together already!

I'm shocked

. The cheek of it all, how dare you.....speechless to think that kind of think can happen IN HERE

kOO-EE, Shhhhhh FA I think their onto something

DIZZY DRUMMER · 04 Nov 2004, 21:45

Gerry Wrote:

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I'm shocked

. The cheek of it all, how dare you.....speechless to think that kind of think can happen IN HERE

kOO-EE, Shhhhhh FA I think their onto something

Gerry - all I can say is that you must be bloody good - You in Scotland & me in Midlands

Keep it up mate

13 Oct 2004, 08:11	#1
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Christmas Party!! Hi Well our Xmas party is being organised at work & it is going to be fancy dress I would like some ideas as to what to go as - So anyone out there got any Good ones ??? (Keep it clean Gerry ) Don't do tarts - schoolgirls etc

13 Oct 2004, 09:57	#2
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	Go as a Bat!

13 Oct 2004, 14:02	#4
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	If the cap fits!!

16 Oct 2004, 09:30	#5
rachelba Senior Loafer Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: Rotherham, South Yorks, England Posts: 195	Once our office party was themed "Tramps & Tarts". I was many years ago when I was young and impulsive (!) so I decided to go as a tart, A JAM TART!! There was I in a red body suit with a huge tart covering front and back. Only problem was that the theme had been changed to "Vicar and Tramps", and I didn't know, so the joke fell flat. However, 20 years on the oldies still tell the tale every time the Christmas party psoter goes up!

16 Oct 2004, 13:56	#6
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Thanks for that Rachelba - by the way hope you enjoyed Mansfield

17 Oct 2004, 11:38	#7
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	What about Miss Whiplash . That way you don't have to get a new costume . You can spank...oh thank...me later . or What about a Pole dancer. Have to carry your pole abour with you though. Naw. or Why not an Angel. You are a Fallen one any way. I can see those wings and Halo. Thats you girl, although you might have to confess your sins .

17 Oct 2004, 17:12	#8
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	...........or what about Wonder Woman. Nice pants to wear, can jump high, very popular with us Males and more importantly....has a wee whip by her side Sounds like you girl

17 Oct 2004, 21:22	#9
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Gerry - Like the Angel suggestion Wonder Woman - I am anyway - just wear my knickers on the inside - & have the whip by the bed

18 Oct 2004, 08:30	#10
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	You could go as a Vampire. You'd then have a costume for next time you went to Vampires Rock.

19 Oct 2004, 15:04	#11
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	..........what about one of those devil discipile girlies, like in the 'anything for love' video or go to the nearest hairdressers, get hair from floor, knit together and go as Cousin IT

24 Oct 2004, 20:12	#13
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Grrrrrrrrrrr.......your punches cannot harm me, my trunks are like a shield of steel ............

24 Oct 2004, 20:19	#14
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	think that chrismas party's just suck. Cause they are big, only about food and getting drunk. No.... not about the good feeling, the snow, the bible story, etc... Hate those party's. Sorry.. don't want to be depressed... just my opinion.

24 Oct 2004, 21:44	#15
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Tim - good job you are not invited then We have a great time Gerry - your pants of steel will be easy to sort out - I have a tin opener

29 Oct 2004, 09:58	#16
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Hope its not electric .Like opening a can of Beanz and sausages .

29 Oct 2004, 13:19	#18
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Too true Gerry From Xmas Eve to New Years Day

30 Oct 2004, 21:40	#20
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	? a possibility may have someting in mind though

30 Oct 2004, 23:01	#21
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	FA, Gerry, do us all a favor, stop flirting and pissarseing around and get together already!