Amy Whinehouse

KebLou · 20 Aug 2004, 17:35

Argh, I'm fed up of her. First shes rubbishs my school and now a couple of artists, btw who have all sold more albums than her, ever wondered why Amy?

So to my poll, do you all want Amy to go back, and shut up? So many stupid comments have come out of this girls mouth you can see why she got kicked out of Slyvia Young.

Edit by R.: Fixed poll, added option "wtf is Amy Whinehouse??"

Biter · 20 Aug 2004, 19:04

Ugly cow aint she?

Heli · 20 Aug 2004, 19:10

who??

Biter · 20 Aug 2004, 19:12

You know, that 'singer' with the face that looks like a horse. The one that slags off other bands because nobody has heard of her.

KebLou · 20 Aug 2004, 19:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biter

You know, that 'singer' with the face that looks like a horse. The one that slags off other bands because nobody has heard of her.

Shame I've heard of her and its not all good, you should have seen the look on our teachers faces when we told them that she had a album. Well the way I look at it is if she could get in then I must be able to. She can't sing and shes annoying.

Heli · 20 Aug 2004, 21:22

no, never heard of her....

black dog · 20 Aug 2004, 22:31

I've never heard of her either

Chris · 20 Aug 2004, 22:44

me neither

KebLou · 20 Aug 2004, 22:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by black dog

I've never heard of her either

Thats a good thing, believe me.

angel eyes · 21 Aug 2004, 00:31

She has the right surname - that's all she seems to do!!

Love
Angelxxx

R. · 21 Aug 2004, 00:50

*cough* voted after fixing the poll.

**Diane** · 21 Aug 2004, 01:01

Another one here who's never heard of her!

KebLou · 21 Aug 2004, 01:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

*cough* voted after fixing the poll.

Thanks R.

Amy Whinehouse is a jazz singer, or so she would like you to think. Shes done a few interviews early morning etc... but shes only sold 200,000 copies of her album. I only really heard that she had released a album via a friend who had her demo turned down.

All she does is moan!

Biter · 21 Aug 2004, 03:00

Ok people.

Lesson one - Sing like Amy Winehouse

First, you must go to sleep after eating a big bowl of bran avec baked beans et le brussels sprouts.

Go to sleep

Wake up and go to toilet with microphone and tape recorder

Fart violently into tape recorder

Put it on general release and pick up a Brit award for your original interpretation of 'urban/jazz fusion'

Bitch about everyone who is better than you (eg. the cat next door with its bits caught in a mangle)

Congratulations! You are now Amy Winehouse!!!

KebLou · 21 Aug 2004, 12:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biter

Ok people.

Lesson one - Sing like Amy Winehouse

First, you must go to sleep after eating a big bowl of bran avec baked beans et le brussels sprouts.

Go to sleep

Wake up and go to toilet with microphone and tape recorder

Fart violently into tape recorder

Put it on general release and pick up a Brit award for your original interpretation of 'urban/jazz fusion'

Bitch about everyone who is better than you (eg. the cat next door with its bits caught in a mangle)

Congratulations! You are now Amy Winehouse!!!

She didn't win the Brit!

Biter · 21 Aug 2004, 13:41

Didn't she? Just shows how out of touch with popular music I've become...

The rest is true though

Steinfan1978 · 21 Aug 2004, 14:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diane

Another one here who's never heard of her!

and one more

Klasien

dottie · 21 Aug 2004, 16:29

Out of the mouth of babes and she's no babe...........

By the way I knew Sylvia Young way back in 1963 until .......
I attended a dancing school in Richmond, where her mum and Barbara Speake (who opened her own school likewise in Acton) taught ballet, tap and acrobats.....

We used to give an annual show at Acton Town Hall every year, just thought I'd throw that in for good measure......

**Diane** · 21 Aug 2004, 16:37

Now I'm totally lost Dottie ... who's Sylvia Young?

Diane

dottie · 21 Aug 2004, 16:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diane

Now I'm totally lost Dottie ... who's Sylvia Young?

Diane

Return to the first post Diane and all will be revealed... see the link

**Diane** · 21 Aug 2004, 17:01

Oh .... thanks Dottie. I'll go and crawl back in my corner now!

Diane

dottie · 21 Aug 2004, 17:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diane

Oh .... thanks Dottie. I'll go and crawl back in my corner now!

Diane

Biter · 21 Aug 2004, 17:47

You know Sylvia Young?!?

I was going to go to the school but I wasn't 'talented' enough...oh well

dottie · 22 Aug 2004, 14:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biter

You know Sylvia Young?!?

I was going to go to the school but I wasn't 'talented' enough...oh well

If you look at my previous post Biter you will see that I attended a dance school in Richmond run by her mother and Barbara Speake.... way back in the very early sixties........

Emily · 22 Aug 2004, 15:30

Ok...maybe I am thinking of the wrong person, but is Amy whinehouse 13 years old??

Is that the singer you are talking about??

View Poll Results: Should Amy Whinehouse shut up?
Yes, her 2 minutes are up!	6	35.29%
No, its quite amusing to read the latest trash to leave her mouth	2	11.76%
Why do you care? and is there a point to this poll?	2	11.76%
Don't care either way	0	0%
wtf is Amy Whinehouse??	7	41.18%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

20 Aug 2004, 17:35	#1
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	Amy Whinehouse Argh, I'm fed up of her. First shes rubbishs my school and now a couple of artists, btw who have all sold more albums than her, ever wondered why Amy? So to my poll, do you all want Amy to go back, and shut up? So many stupid comments have come out of this girls mouth you can see why she got kicked out of Slyvia Young. Edit by R.: Fixed poll, added option "wtf is Amy Whinehouse??"

20 Aug 2004, 19:04	#2
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Ugly cow aint she?

20 Aug 2004, 19:10	#3
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	who??

20 Aug 2004, 19:12	#4
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	You know, that 'singer' with the face that looks like a horse. The one that slags off other bands because nobody has heard of her.

20 Aug 2004, 21:22	#6
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	no, never heard of her....

20 Aug 2004, 22:31	#7
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	I've never heard of her either

20 Aug 2004, 22:44	#8
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	me neither

21 Aug 2004, 00:31	#10
angel eyes Senior Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: North East Posts: 183	She has the right surname - that's all she seems to do!! Love Angelxxx

21 Aug 2004, 00:50	#11
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	cough voted after fixing the poll.

21 Aug 2004, 01:01	#12
Diane Super Moderator Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands Posts: 3,462	Another one here who's never heard of her!

21 Aug 2004, 03:00	#14
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Ok people. Lesson one - Sing like Amy Winehouse First, you must go to sleep after eating a big bowl of bran avec baked beans et le brussels sprouts. Go to sleep Wake up and go to toilet with microphone and tape recorder Fart violently into tape recorder Put it on general release and pick up a Brit award for your original interpretation of 'urban/jazz fusion' Bitch about everyone who is better than you (eg. the cat next door with its bits caught in a mangle) Congratulations! You are now Amy Winehouse!!!

21 Aug 2004, 13:41	#16
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Didn't she? Just shows how out of touch with popular music I've become... The rest is true though

21 Aug 2004, 16:29	#18
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Out of the mouth of babes and she's no babe........... By the way I knew Sylvia Young way back in 1963 until ....... I attended a dancing school in Richmond, where her mum and Barbara Speake (who opened her own school likewise in Acton) taught ballet, tap and acrobats..... We used to give an annual show at Acton Town Hall every year, just thought I'd throw that in for good measure......

21 Aug 2004, 16:37	#19
Diane Super Moderator Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands Posts: 3,462	Now I'm totally lost Dottie ... who's Sylvia Young? Diane

21 Aug 2004, 17:01	#21
Diane Super Moderator Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands Posts: 3,462	Oh .... thanks Dottie. I'll go and crawl back in my corner now! Diane

21 Aug 2004, 17:47	#23
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	You know Sylvia Young?!? I was going to go to the school but I wasn't 'talented' enough...oh well

22 Aug 2004, 15:30	#25
Emily Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.12.2003 Location: N.I Posts: 1,085	Ok...maybe I am thinking of the wrong person, but is Amy whinehouse 13 years old?? Is that the singer you are talking about??