Meat Loaf to open up a chocolate shop

Pudding · 12 Mar 2004, 06:54

On TV3 news tonight here in NZ they did an interview with the big man and they stated that after he's finished touring next year, he wants to concentrate on his movie career and open up a chocolate shop!!!

Hmmm, wondering when somebody's going to come out with an 'eating all the profits' gag

Sheriff Spud

*AndyK* · 12 Mar 2004, 08:45

Sounds like Meat is in top interview form as usual, over the years I've learnt to always take everything that man says when in an interview situation with a large shovel full of salt

mladay · 12 Mar 2004, 09:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Spud

On TV3 news tonight here in NZ they did an interview with the big man and they stated that after he's finished touring next year, he wants to concentrate on his movie career and open up a chocolate shop!!!

Hmmm, wondering when somebody's going to come out with an 'eating all the profits' gag

Sheriff Spud

Well Sheriff Spud I think you just did the gag

Ian (mladay)

black dog · 12 Mar 2004, 09:21

A chocolate shop. Mmmmmmmm

I'd definately eat the profits.

RSG · 12 Mar 2004, 11:04

i love chocolate, not to keen on salt tho,

Jayd · 12 Mar 2004, 11:33

Chocolate Salty Balls, hhhhmmmmm.

Louise · 12 Mar 2004, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jayd2

Chocolate Salty Balls, hhhhmmmmm.

eh?

Louise x

Skeleton · 12 Mar 2004, 12:28

Open up a Chocolate Shop? That´s interesting.

DIZZY DRUMMER · 12 Mar 2004, 13:09

AndyK wrote:

Quote:

Sounds like Meat is in top interview form as usual, over the years I've learnt to always take everything that man says when in an interview situation with a large shovel full of salt

here here

Tamsin · 12 Mar 2004, 13:29

oh but can u imagine.....

mountains of chocolate and meat loaf under 1 roof?

mmmmmmmmm

Alex · 12 Mar 2004, 14:43

This is such an occasion that come along rarely, so I'll need to post all my jokes at the same time. :) hahaha! prepare to moan and groan! (stay out the gutter...)

Bit, garbled, but you might be able to understand them. :)

Possible Shop Names!
Rock and "Rolo" Dreams Come Through.
There's A "Cadbury's Feast" Waiting For You And You Never Even Gotten A Taste.
Life Is A "Lemon Sherbert" And I Want My "Marsbar" Back.
Paradise By The "Whisper Lite".
Couldn't Have Ate It Better Myself (Could be considered for Cream Egg adverts, "how do you eat yours?")
(One Chocolate Bar, ) Why Isn't That Enough?
If This Is The Last "Rolo", Let's Make It Last All Night!
Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Come To This Sweet Shop)

There are more... but I eat chocolate enough for me to be able to list them all (honest

).

Anyone else have any nice shop titles?

Alex

DIZZY DRUMMER · 12 Mar 2004, 16:03

Alex

Not good at this but there goes:

You took the wisper right out of my mouth

Don't leave your maltesers on me

Jumping the gum

Rock & roll mars bars

getting away with munchies

Revels edge

A Kit kat is a terrible thing to waste

LostSoul · 12 Mar 2004, 16:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheriff Spud

On TV3 news tonight here in NZ they did an interview with the big man and they stated that after he's finished touring next year, he wants to concentrate on his movie career and open up a chocolate shop!!!

Tut tut, chocolate not good!

Did he mention something about the source of this chocolate? I'm Swiss...

Patricia

LostSoul · 12 Mar 2004, 16:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Sounds like Meat is in top interview form as usual, over the years I've learnt to always take everything that man says when in an interview situation with a large shovel full of salt

Yup, yup, yup.

But it sounds yummy doesn't it?

Patricia

Miriam · 12 Mar 2004, 16:17

amadiere wrote:

Possible Shop Names!
Rock and "Rolo" Dreams Come Through.
There's A "Cadbury's Feast" Waiting For You And You Never Even Gotten A Taste.
Life Is A "Lemon Sherbert" And I Want My "Marsbar" Back.
Paradise By The "Whisper Lite".
Couldn't Have Ate It Better Myself (Could be considered for Cream Egg adverts, "how do you eat yours?")
(One Chocolate Bar, ) Why Isn't That Enough?
If This Is The Last "Rolo", Let's Make It Last All Night!
Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Come To This Sweet Shop)

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Alex

Not good at this but there goes:

You took the wisper right out of my mouth

Don't leave your maltesers on me

Jumping the gum

Rock & roll mars bars

getting away with munchies

Revels edge

A Kit kat is a terrible thing to waste

You should do the advertising for that chocolat-shop

..

and I'm gonna help you...

Miriam

Alex · 12 Mar 2004, 16:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Revels edge
A Kit kat is a terrible thing to waste

Those two are fantastic! I'm replaced!

Heli · 12 Mar 2004, 17:37

Just think, Meat would be the new Willy Wonker!! And instead of having Oompa Loompas he could use the band!! lol!

I think he should call it "I'd do anything for chocolate"!!!!! Yum Yum!!

Alex · 12 Mar 2004, 18:14

Kit Kat Out Of Hell! :)

Fallen Angel · 12 Mar 2004, 20:42

Chocolate and meat under one roof?? Amazing!!
You folks are great to make anyone smile.
I like the word changes i.e. Kit kat out of hell!

Gez · 12 Mar 2004, 22:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

Alex

Not good at this but there goes:

You took the wisper right out of my mouth

Don't leave your maltesers on me

Jumping the gum

Rock & roll mars bars

getting away with munchies

Revels edge

A Kit kat is a terrible thing to waste

EXCELLENT

Tamsin · 15 Mar 2004, 15:09

...Meat...........Chocolate.............

i wouldnt know which one to eat first!!

Weezy · 15 Mar 2004, 20:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mrs Fire Ball

...Meat...........Chocolate.............

i wouldnt know which one to eat first!!

You could cover Meat in the chocolate....then you wouldn't have to decide!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 16 Mar 2004, 07:18

Mrs Fire Ball wrote:

Quote:

...Meat...........Chocolate.............

i wouldnt know which one to eat first!!

Weezy wrote:

Quote:

You could cover Meat in the chocolate....then you wouldn't have to decide!!

OH what an image - **daydreaming now**

Tamsin · 16 Mar 2004, 14:32

is it just me or is it getting hot in here!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 16 Mar 2004, 15:13

Mrs Fire Ball

yes it is getting hot in here

12 Mar 2004, 06:54	#1
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	Meat Loaf to open up a chocolate shop On TV3 news tonight here in NZ they did an interview with the big man and they stated that after he's finished touring next year, he wants to concentrate on his movie career and open up a chocolate shop!!! Hmmm, wondering when somebody's going to come out with an 'eating all the profits' gag Sheriff Spud

12 Mar 2004, 08:45	#2
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Sounds like Meat is in top interview form as usual, over the years I've learnt to always take everything that man says when in an interview situation with a large shovel full of salt

12 Mar 2004, 09:21	#4
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	A chocolate shop. Mmmmmmmm I'd definately eat the profits.

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RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	i love chocolate, not to keen on salt tho,

12 Mar 2004, 11:33	#6
Jayd If I could bust into hell....... I would Join Date: 13.06.2003 Location: Montclair, New Jersey Posts: 1,312	Chocolate Salty Balls, hhhhmmmmm.

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Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	Open up a Chocolate Shop? That´s interesting.

12 Mar 2004, 13:29	#10
Tamsin Senior Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2004 Location: belfast Posts: 138	oh but can u imagine..... mountains of chocolate and meat loaf under 1 roof? mmmmmmmmm

12 Mar 2004, 14:43	#11
Alex Ooh weee ooOOoh! Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: In the Land of the Manc's Posts: 445	This is such an occasion that come along rarely, so I'll need to post all my jokes at the same time. :) hahaha! prepare to moan and groan! (stay out the gutter...) Bit, garbled, but you might be able to understand them. :) Possible Shop Names! Rock and "Rolo" Dreams Come Through. There's A "Cadbury's Feast" Waiting For You And You Never Even Gotten A Taste. Life Is A "Lemon Sherbert" And I Want My "Marsbar" Back. Paradise By The "Whisper Lite". Couldn't Have Ate It Better Myself (Could be considered for Cream Egg adverts, "how do you eat yours?") (One Chocolate Bar, ) Why Isn't That Enough? If This Is The Last "Rolo", Let's Make It Last All Night! Good Girls Go To Heaven (Bad Girls Come To This Sweet Shop) There are more... but I eat chocolate enough for me to be able to list them all (honest ). Anyone else have any nice shop titles? Alex

12 Mar 2004, 16:03	#12
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Alex Not good at this but there goes: You took the wisper right out of my mouth Don't leave your maltesers on me Jumping the gum Rock & roll mars bars getting away with munchies Revels edge A Kit kat is a terrible thing to waste

12 Mar 2004, 17:37	#17
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Just think, Meat would be the new Willy Wonker!! And instead of having Oompa Loompas he could use the band!! lol! I think he should call it "I'd do anything for chocolate"!!!!! Yum Yum!!

12 Mar 2004, 18:14	#18
Alex Ooh weee ooOOoh! Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: In the Land of the Manc's Posts: 445	Kit Kat Out Of Hell! :)

12 Mar 2004, 20:42	#19
Fallen Angel Youth Gone Wild Join Date: 19.09.2003 Location: See the mad one over there.... Posts: 693	Chocolate and meat under one roof?? Amazing!! You folks are great to make anyone smile. I like the word changes i.e. Kit kat out of hell!

15 Mar 2004, 15:09	#21
Tamsin Senior Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2004 Location: belfast Posts: 138	...Meat...........Chocolate............. i wouldnt know which one to eat first!!

16 Mar 2004, 14:32	#24
Tamsin Senior Loafer Join Date: 17.01.2004 Location: belfast Posts: 138	is it just me or is it getting hot in here!!

16 Mar 2004, 15:13	#25
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Mrs Fire Ball yes it is getting hot in here