JOCULARITY FROM MOM

DIZZY DRUMMER · 11 Feb 2004, 21:10

My Mom taught me RELIGION
You better pray that will come out of the carpet

My Mom taught me about TIME TRAVEL
If you don't do as you are told, I'm going to know you into the middle of next week!

My Mom taught me LOGIC
Because I said so - that's why

My Mom taught me FORESIGHT
Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you have an accident

My Mom taught me CONTORTIONISM
Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck

My Mom taught me STAMINA
You'll sit there until all of that broccoli is gone

My Mom taught me about the WEATHER
This room of yours looks as though a tornado went through it

My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY
If I told you once, I told you a million times - do not exaggerate!

My Mom taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
I brought you into this world, I can take you out!

My Mom taught me about ANTICIPATION
Just wait until I get you home

My mom taught me about RECEIVING
you are going to get it when we get home

My Mom taught me about WISDOM
When you get to my age, you'll understand

My Mom taught me about JUSTICE
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out like you

Gez · 11 Feb 2004, 21:16

He he he.......not bad.......and so true

original sin · 11 Feb 2004, 21:55

Thanks enjoyed that

Chris · 11 Feb 2004, 21:59

I think there must be a class somewhere where they teach mothers these things!!

native texan · 11 Feb 2004, 22:14

When we have our first child, we get manuals with really bad mom cliches

shadow1000001 · 11 Feb 2004, 23:25

Very true

Debbi V · 12 Feb 2004, 03:26

Have you been listening when I talk to MY kids?!

[RDH]draconia · 12 Feb 2004, 05:40

where DO you find all of these FA?????????????

black dog · 12 Feb 2004, 08:50

Brilliant Fallen Angel. It's also the things you think you'll never say to your kids and then you hear them coming out your own mouth.

evil nickname · 12 Feb 2004, 08:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

JOCULARITY

That, my friend, is not a word.

ChrissybabezNI · 12 Feb 2004, 12:35

but Insaniaaaaaaaaa is

Bren · 12 Feb 2004, 20:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil nickname

Quote:

Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000

JOCULARITY

That, my friend, is not a word.

Yes it is...Jocular, jocularity = given to jesting/merry.......'tis in the dictionary

evil nickname · 13 Feb 2004, 00:23

How the hell would I know? I'm Dutch :p

[RDH]draconia · 13 Feb 2004, 09:26

i got one that my mum always said to me

if you fall and break your leg......

dont come crying to me

native texan · 13 Feb 2004, 13:28

Here's one- Don't run with that stick (or whatever), you'll put your eye out.

My sister knew a kid in school who actually did that!

Bren · 13 Feb 2004, 16:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil nickname

How the hell would I know? I'm Dutch

i'm well aware you are Dutch....as you did not seem to know the word ,i was simply stating what it said in the dictionary....

trying to be helpful.......
sorry ....

Apologies....in replying to this i'm off topic...

11 Feb 2004, 21:10	#1
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	JOCULARITY FROM MOM My Mom taught me RELIGION You better pray that will come out of the carpet My Mom taught me about TIME TRAVEL If you don't do as you are told, I'm going to know you into the middle of next week! My Mom taught me LOGIC Because I said so - that's why My Mom taught me FORESIGHT Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you have an accident My Mom taught me CONTORTIONISM Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck My Mom taught me STAMINA You'll sit there until all of that broccoli is gone My Mom taught me about the WEATHER This room of yours looks as though a tornado went through it My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY If I told you once, I told you a million times - do not exaggerate! My Mom taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE I brought you into this world, I can take you out! My Mom taught me about ANTICIPATION Just wait until I get you home My mom taught me about RECEIVING you are going to get it when we get home My Mom taught me about WISDOM When you get to my age, you'll understand My Mom taught me about JUSTICE One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out like you

13 Feb 2004, 00:23	#13
evil nickname Guest Join Date: 19.04.2003 Posts: 2,238	Re: JOCULARITY FROM MOM How the hell would I know? I'm Dutch :p

11 Feb 2004, 21:16	#2
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	He he he.......not bad.......and so true

11 Feb 2004, 21:55	#3
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Thanks enjoyed that

11 Feb 2004, 21:59	#4
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I think there must be a class somewhere where they teach mothers these things!!

11 Feb 2004, 22:14	#5
native texan Super Loafer Join Date: 03.01.2004 Location: I was gambling in Havana Posts: 232	When we have our first child, we get manuals with really bad mom cliches

11 Feb 2004, 23:25	#6
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Very true

12 Feb 2004, 03:26	#7
Debbi V Mega Loafer Join Date: 31.10.2003 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 1,364	Have you been listening when I talk to MY kids?!

12 Feb 2004, 05:40	#8
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	where DO you find all of these FA?????????????

12 Feb 2004, 08:50	#9
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Brilliant Fallen Angel. It's also the things you think you'll never say to your kids and then you hear them coming out your own mouth.

12 Feb 2004, 12:35	#11
ChrissybabezNI Super Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland Posts: 352	but Insaniaaaaaaaaa is

13 Feb 2004, 09:26	#14
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	i got one that my mum always said to me if you fall and break your leg...... dont come crying to me

13 Feb 2004, 13:28	#15
native texan Super Loafer Join Date: 03.01.2004 Location: I was gambling in Havana Posts: 232	Here's one- Don't run with that stick (or whatever), you'll put your eye out. My sister knew a kid in school who actually did that!