02 Feb 2004, 22:20
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Always Ready For A Bang
 Join Date: 30.11.2003
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Proud to be British
I saw this at work today and found it amusing.
You can be proud to be British because... Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigerettes at the front.  Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.  Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands on the drive and lock up the junk and cheap lawnmower in the garage. Not to mention ... 18 Brits had burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a cigarette in their mouth. a massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.  5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control scalextric cars. weeeeeee!!! In 2000 8 brits cracked their skull while throwing up in the toilet. Ouch!! |
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02 Feb 2004, 22:26
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 21.11.2003
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That is so funny. I must watch out next time I get a hangover. My headaches bad enough without a cracked skull
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03 Feb 2004, 00:04
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Rampant Loafer...
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Re: Proud to be British
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I have done this sooooooo many times whilst attempting to call God on the big white telephone.... 
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03 Feb 2004, 00:28
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Loafer
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Re: Proud to be British
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03 Feb 2004, 13:22
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Heat wrote:
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03 Feb 2004, 15:56
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Rampant Loafer...
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Nah, thought i'd be on my bestest behaviour in Sheffield.... Hubb's is still convinced i was only on Coke's though...
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03 Feb 2004, 17:05
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Invisible again!
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Wow
What a great place to live Rosie
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03 Feb 2004, 19:10
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 18.11.2003
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Ive opened bottles with my teeth before, including ones which are not screw tops, I better stop while im ahead so Im not one of these statistics!
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03 Feb 2004, 19:56
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Relentless
Join Date: 21.11.2003
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lol Chrissy... I've got a friend who spent a 3 hour journey on a coach once opening bottles of beer with his teeth, it was only when we got to the destination did he realise that the bottles were screw tops..... we hadn't the heart to tell him sooner
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03 Feb 2004, 21:31
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Always Ready For A Bang
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Heat wrote:
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AndyK wrote: Quote:
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04 Feb 2004, 14:17
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in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
Join Date: 24.11.2003
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ITS not only cracked skulls but lost dentures as well
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04 Feb 2004, 14:29
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
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And i'm NOT putting my hand in to get 'em back....
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04 Feb 2004, 19:25
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Sinner
Join Date: 15.04.2003
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 nice one!
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