11 Dec 2003, 20:06
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You dig.
 Join Date: 02.04.2002
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Cookies, anyone?
A recipe for Christmas Cookies ...
1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 3 cups flour 1 cup sugar 1 cup brown sugar 1 tsp salt 1/2 tsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit and 1 Bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a shitt. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS! 
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11 Dec 2003, 20:50
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Super Loafer
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It's nice to read it... I know another that's "turkey with whisky"... but it's writting in spanish, so the sense of humor it's the same in the world....
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11 Dec 2003, 22:31
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
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I'd just pour the Tequilla into the Cookies -Yummy Hiccup! Bu.....rp
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11 Dec 2003, 22:32
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Senior Loafer
 Join Date: 18.07.2003
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Thasha veryyyy gggooodd reshipy. Fanks
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11 Dec 2003, 22:43
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 27.07.2003
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mmm cookies.
 <RSG falls to the ground after one bite> 
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11 Dec 2003, 23:03
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 07.07.2003
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Thanks R, that is brilliant, i have a similar problem when i make the
christmas cake... :P |
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11 Dec 2003, 23:24
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 21.11.2003
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That is so funny. Gave me a really good laugh.
Thanks R |
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12 Dec 2003, 00:08
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 10.07.2003
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Quote:
I thought I was the only one with that problem 
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12 Dec 2003, 00:13
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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We have a sweet little old lady comes int he shop on Christmas Eve with a christmas cake for us.
She normally puts a fair bit of alcohol in but it burns off during cooking. Last year shye had soaked it in an alcoholic mix after it was baked!! We all ahd two slices and had to leave the cars at work as we were too drunk to drive home!!! |
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12 Dec 2003, 01:26
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Got metal?
Join Date: 06.11.2003
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12 Dec 2003, 03:27
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Sinner
Join Date: 15.04.2003
Location: cyber space
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Now thats my kinda baking!!
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12 Dec 2003, 10:26
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Senior Loafer
Join Date: 07.11.2003
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cookies
I love this cookies......
 AngelJ |
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