What was something funny that you or someone else has done.

RSG · 17 Nov 2003, 01:21

We are all guilty of doing something really stupid or just downright embarassing. Or even saying something at the right moment.

Just a quick note: He actually said these things, and these things weren't on here to make fun of, but to share something funny.

My Aunt was discussing to my big uncle about how fiber, if you eat it, can make you lose weight. My cousin Ryan was in the room and picked this up.
So Ryan was at school, and his really big teacher went up to write something on the board. Ryan at the first of the row spoke up and said, "Do you eat fiber?"

The Teacher put him out in the hall for 5 minutes, as she draged his desk to the classroom door. She was pulling the desk backwards towards the door, and Ryan's head peeked into the classeroom and in a high pitched voice, he said, "beep beep beep, "like a big truck would if it were to back up.

shadow1000001 · 17 Nov 2003, 01:51

Cute Story RSG

RSG · 19 Nov 2003, 04:34

am I the only one with a cute story?

Rob The Badger · 19 Nov 2003, 22:10

I knew someone who pretended to be a badger on a message board. That was pretty funny.
P.S. Muffin's rule.

RSG · 20 Nov 2003, 00:48

mmm, muffins. <RSG gets trapped in a daze about muffins......and fudge! with Patti :P :P :P (Insider Joke, between most people in chat

) if you don't know the insider, feel free to PM me, don't wanna leave anyone out. it ain't important, just so people don't think its a joke on them.

bambi · 20 Nov 2003, 19:06

lol mmmmmmmmmm fudge!!

hey eyeore u pretented 2 b a badger !! ive been fooled i feel so ashamed!

Tim · 20 Nov 2003, 19:38

Heehe, funny story.

Don't know a funny story. Had made so much stupid actions, did so many stupid things... can't even remember.

Chris · 20 Nov 2003, 21:00

OK, daft but true story for you.

On British trains you have what is called the "quiet carriage". This is basically a carriage where you are not allowed to use a mobile phone. However the carriage is normally quite loud with conversations etc...

A while back i was commuting to university in Coventry and had to amke a 3 hour journey twice a week so i would always sit in the quiet carriage. Well, this paticular friday night it was half term so the train was full of kids who had been off for the day and stuff and the carriage was very noisy.

A woman sat at the table opposite me said "You know, they should make everyone learn Braile before they get on the quiet carriage so there would be less noise"

After thinking about this for a few minutes, the chap next to her suddenly twigged that she meant people should learn Sign language. He pointed this out to her and she thought then replied "but what if you were talking to a blind person. You would need to talk in braille to them!"

Yes, the woman was blonde and yes, it was an interesting thee hours listening to her random comments on how to improve things!

Rob The Badger · 20 Nov 2003, 21:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by moshachic

lol mmmmmmmmmm fudge!!

hey eyeore u pretented 2 b a badger !! ive been fooled i feel so ashamed!

No, I am a badger. . .I knew someone who did. . .

bambi · 20 Nov 2003, 23:31

hmmmmmmmm ok ill 4give u on this 1!! but nxt time i might not b so 4 giving

RSG · 21 Nov 2003, 01:08

what's a badger

Rob The Badger · 21 Nov 2003, 18:12

BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

Bren · 21 Nov 2003, 23:21

Aaaaah that is soooo cute!

Bren

**The Flying Mouse** · 22 Nov 2003, 18:15

Well I don't know about funny, but sometimes mrs Mouse and I can be just downright weird

.
Other people probibily think that were either very childish or just plain certifiable

This afternoon for instance, Carol has been beating me up with a slice of bread and whipping me with my own underwear

.
I think i'll look on e bay to see if there are any brains for sale

CarolM · 22 Nov 2003, 18:24

MOUSIE, your DEAD.

plukie · 22 Nov 2003, 18:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well I don't know about funny, but sometimes mrs Mouse and I can be just downright weird

.
Other people probibily think that were either very childish or just plain certifiable

This afternoon for instance, Carol has been beating me up with a slice of bread and whipping me with my own underwear

.
I think i'll look on e bay to see if there are any brains for sale

Maybe too much information there!!

plukie · 22 Nov 2003, 18:35

The most ridiculous thing that I ever done is when we were on a train pulling into Plymouth station. The platform is on a bit of a camber there and the train is a slam door 125, so I pulled down the window to open the door from the outside, the door flew open and I ended up hanging onto the window with my legs flapping trying to get down. My daughter, ever the helpful one, couldn't move for laughing, neither could about half a dozen people waiting to get on the train. I am only 5' tall so I couldn't reach the ground.

Chris · 22 Nov 2003, 23:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

This afternoon for instance, Carol has been beating me up with a slice of bread and whipping me with my own underwear

.

What you and Carol get up to in the privacy of your own home is nothing to do with us!!!!!

Bit of a funny story for you.

This afternoon i was driving round delivering the newspapers when i suddenly realised I had forgotten to put any petrol in the car and then it stalled and died through lack of petrol!!

Well, The nearest petrol station was uphill so, I ran into the local rugby club and five minutes later, the village was treated to the site of twelve of us running along the road carrying a Smart Car to the petrol station!!

It was very amusing. And, just to make sure we followed the highay code, we got little Emma from behind the bar to sit in the car as we carried it and work the indicators etc, We even stopped and waiting patiently at the red lights!!!!

CarolM · 23 Nov 2003, 03:49

No guys it wasnt how it seems beleive me,

would i lie to you?

ps Chris dont go pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeee

for us

,nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Gez · 23 Nov 2003, 21:54

I suppose I could add my wee story.

My daughter was in the bath (3 years old), sharing with her aunty.

When she came out the bath she said "Dad why does Auntie ***** have a beard on her bum".

God, I still laugh when I remember that one, said as only a kid could say it

17 Nov 2003, 01:21	#1
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	What was something funny that you or someone else has done. We are all guilty of doing something really stupid or just downright embarassing. Or even saying something at the right moment. Just a quick note: He actually said these things, and these things weren't on here to make fun of, but to share something funny. My Aunt was discussing to my big uncle about how fiber, if you eat it, can make you lose weight. My cousin Ryan was in the room and picked this up. So Ryan was at school, and his really big teacher went up to write something on the board. Ryan at the first of the row spoke up and said, "Do you eat fiber?" The Teacher put him out in the hall for 5 minutes, as she draged his desk to the classroom door. She was pulling the desk backwards towards the door, and Ryan's head peeked into the classeroom and in a high pitched voice, he said, "beep beep beep, "like a big truck would if it were to back up.

17 Nov 2003, 01:51	#2
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Cute Story RSG

19 Nov 2003, 04:34	#3
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	am I the only one with a cute story?

19 Nov 2003, 22:10	#4
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	I knew someone who pretended to be a badger on a message board. That was pretty funny. P.S. Muffin's rule.

20 Nov 2003, 00:48	#5
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	mmm, muffins. <RSG gets trapped in a daze about muffins......and fudge! with Patti :P :P :P (Insider Joke, between most people in chat ) if you don't know the insider, feel free to PM me, don't wanna leave anyone out. it ain't important, just so people don't think its a joke on them.

20 Nov 2003, 19:06	#6
bambi Super Loafer Join Date: 04.07.2003 Location: if sum1 knows plz tell me!! Posts: 312	lol mmmmmmmmmm fudge!! hey eyeore u pretented 2 b a badger !! ive been fooled i feel so ashamed!

20 Nov 2003, 19:38	#7
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Heehe, funny story. Don't know a funny story. Had made so much stupid actions, did so many stupid things... can't even remember.

20 Nov 2003, 21:00	#8
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	OK, daft but true story for you. On British trains you have what is called the "quiet carriage". This is basically a carriage where you are not allowed to use a mobile phone. However the carriage is normally quite loud with conversations etc... A while back i was commuting to university in Coventry and had to amke a 3 hour journey twice a week so i would always sit in the quiet carriage. Well, this paticular friday night it was half term so the train was full of kids who had been off for the day and stuff and the carriage was very noisy. A woman sat at the table opposite me said "You know, they should make everyone learn Braile before they get on the quiet carriage so there would be less noise" After thinking about this for a few minutes, the chap next to her suddenly twigged that she meant people should learn Sign language. He pointed this out to her and she thought then replied "but what if you were talking to a blind person. You would need to talk in braille to them!" Yes, the woman was blonde and yes, it was an interesting thee hours listening to her random comments on how to improve things!

20 Nov 2003, 23:31	#10
bambi Super Loafer Join Date: 04.07.2003 Location: if sum1 knows plz tell me!! Posts: 312	hmmmmmmmm ok ill 4give u on this 1!! but nxt time i might not b so 4 giving

21 Nov 2003, 01:08	#11
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	what's a badger

21 Nov 2003, 18:12	#12
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER

21 Nov 2003, 23:21	#13
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Aaaaah that is soooo cute! Bren

22 Nov 2003, 18:15	#14
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well I don't know about funny, but sometimes mrs Mouse and I can be just downright weird . Other people probibily think that were either very childish or just plain certifiable This afternoon for instance, Carol has been beating me up with a slice of bread and whipping me with my own underwear . I think i'll look on e bay to see if there are any brains for sale

22 Nov 2003, 18:24	#15
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	MOUSIE, your DEAD.

22 Nov 2003, 18:35	#17
plukie Senior Loafer Join Date: 18.07.2003 Location: Plymouth, Devon Posts: 199	The most ridiculous thing that I ever done is when we were on a train pulling into Plymouth station. The platform is on a bit of a camber there and the train is a slam door 125, so I pulled down the window to open the door from the outside, the door flew open and I ended up hanging onto the window with my legs flapping trying to get down. My daughter, ever the helpful one, couldn't move for laughing, neither could about half a dozen people waiting to get on the train. I am only 5' tall so I couldn't reach the ground.

23 Nov 2003, 03:49	#19
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	No guys it wasnt how it seems beleive me, would i lie to you? ps Chris dont go pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeee for us ,nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

23 Nov 2003, 21:54	#20
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	I suppose I could add my wee story. My daughter was in the bath (3 years old), sharing with her aunty. When she came out the bath she said "Dad why does Auntie ***** have a beard on her bum". God, I still laugh when I remember that one, said as only a kid could say it