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R. · 16 Feb 2001, 22:21

Recently I received an email concerning some 2 year degree.
I immediately thought of this:

R.

Anne · 17 Feb 2001, 12:27

Excuse me R but you seem to have forgotten to post the "senseless" email I sen you! So for all those males out there who could do with a course in "Male arts". here it is:

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you
should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six
trimesters, you, too, can be a real man, as well as earning an MA degree
(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Passing Gas Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her

By the way R not one to drop fellow fans in it, but it was Alex who sent me it in the first place!

Anne

R. · 17 Feb 2001, 20:33

Anne,

I "forgot" to post your email on purpose.

Now, why did I post my answer here:
<ul>[*] Reason No. 1 was to ummm ... let's say convince you to post this stuff here instead of flooding my mailbox [img]./icons/icon12.gif[/img].
[*]Reason No. 2 was that i was just too lazy to post this weird [img]./icons/icon12.gif[/img] stuff.
But i knew somebody else who would do this [img]./icons/icon2.gif[/img].
[/list]Oh ... and i'm pretty sure that Alex would love to own such a sophisticated technical device.

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R.

Alex · 18 Feb 2001, 23:16

Cool! Wow!!!
But you see R, i dont need it! i just take my pick on who I want and say "Ahhh, How You Doin'?".

LOL!! Ive been described by many people as the pinacle of sexual desirability!
Just look at me in PVC! Ohhhh aren't I cute!! LOL!!

Ohh Well....... Dont Dream It they say.... why not?!?!

Smiley Faces [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img]
Alex [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img]

LucyK! · 19 Feb 2001, 13:53

Alex...honey...are you asleep when these people tell you this?! LOL [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img]

Lucy! [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img]

Anne · 21 Feb 2001, 19:10

R

You have just confirmed all my suspicions about you!! LOL [img]./icons/icon12.gif[/img]

16 Feb 2001, 22:21	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	No Comment Recently I received an email concerning some 2 year degree. I immediately thought of this: R.

17 Feb 2001, 12:27	#2
Anne Junior Loafer Join Date: 12.04.2002 Location: York, England Posts: 33	Re: No Comment Excuse me R but you seem to have forgotten to post the "senseless" email I sen you! So for all those males out there who could do with a course in "Male arts". here it is: A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too, can be a real man, as well as earning an MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101 Combating Stupidity MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Elective (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1 Spring Schedule: MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Passing Gas Is Not Necessary MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu MEN 231 Mothers-in-law MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear" ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her By the way R not one to drop fellow fans in it, but it was Alex who sent me it in the first place! Anne

17 Feb 2001, 20:33	#3
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Re: No Comment Anne, I "forgot" to post your email on purpose. Now, why did I post my answer here: <ul>[] Reason No. 1 was to ummm ... let's say convince you to post this stuff here instead of flooding my mailbox [img]./icons/icon12.gif[/img]. []Reason No. 2 was that i was just too lazy to post this weird [img]./icons/icon12.gif[/img] stuff. But i knew somebody else who would do this [img]./icons/icon2.gif[/img]. [/list]Oh ... and i'm pretty sure that Alex would love to own such a sophisticated technical device. [img]./icons/icon2.gif[/img] R.

18 Feb 2001, 23:16	#4
Alex Ooh weee ooOOoh! Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: In the Land of the Manc's Posts: 445	Re: No Comment Cool! Wow!!! But you see R, i dont need it! i just take my pick on who I want and say "Ahhh, How You Doin'?". LOL!! Ive been described by many people as the pinacle of sexual desirability! Just look at me in PVC! Ohhhh aren't I cute!! LOL!! Ohh Well....... Dont Dream It they say.... why not?!?! Smiley Faces [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img] Alex [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img]

19 Feb 2001, 13:53	#5
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Re: No Comment Alex...honey...are you asleep when these people tell you this?! LOL [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img] Lucy! [img]./icons/icon7.gif[/img]

21 Feb 2001, 19:10	#6
Anne Junior Loafer Join Date: 12.04.2002 Location: York, England Posts: 33	Re: No Comment R You have just confirmed all my suspicions about you!! LOL [img]./icons/icon12.gif[/img]