09 Aug 2015, 16:09
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Monstro helps me spell things...
 Join Date: 05.01.2007
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Best pick up lines
Have any good ones?
Here's mine: Hey baby, I wish you were my pinky toe. So I could bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. |
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09 Aug 2015, 16:59
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 27.07.2005
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09 Aug 2015, 19:31
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Oh dear....here we go.
Once at sainsburys checkout and I complained about the cost of a bag. Me. "Is anything free in this world?" Checkout girl. "My phone number." Kerching.....still got it. |
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10 Aug 2015, 02:56
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.04.2003
Location: Sheffield UK
Posts: 5,910
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So now we know the root of Warrio's outstanding success with women
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10 Aug 2015, 17:26
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I hope your salmon sucks!
Join Date: 18.01.2004
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Northamptonshire
Posts: 7,083
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No need for a pickup-line when you are mascu-line.
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