Wario - explain

daveake · 20 Aug 2010, 09:40

Who is he? How did he get here? One of these answers may be the right one ...

Sarge · 20 Aug 2010, 10:08

I don't know what to vote for - all options make sense somehow.

daveake · 20 Aug 2010, 10:16

That's what I was aiming for

*AndyK* · 20 Aug 2010, 11:37

You missed out the option of us all being simultaneously shot in 2010 and going into a coma as a result, with our subconcious in a world of fictional constructs of which Wario is the main one.

Personally, I'd rather have "woken up" in 1983 at Luigi's ...

daveake · 20 Aug 2010, 12:24

I see that R.'s program is fiddling the results

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Aug 2010, 19:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

You missed out the option of us all being simultaneously shot in 2010 and going into a coma as a result, with our subconcious in a world of fictional constructs of which Wario is the main one.

Personally, I'd rather have "woken up" in 1983 at Luigi's ...

Ashes To Ashes reference.

Nice

daveake · 20 Aug 2010, 19:32

Well, Wario does often appear to be drunk in charge of a handbag* and dressed like a tart.

* he may call it a backpack but we know the difference

Wario · 31 Aug 2010, 06:23

I just realized this existed

R. they are onto us....

AndrewG · 31 Aug 2010, 09:22

You should add an option: "He's a cross between a cheetah and a snail, his mouth is in 5th gear but his brain in neutral as it will take him 11 days to find this thread"

**allrevvedup** · 31 Aug 2010, 09:56

after reading things here in the last few weeks i think it's the rest of us that are nuts...

View Poll Results: How do you explain Wario?
He's an alien from the planet Zarg, researching how Earthlings use the internet.	1	4.00%
When 16 his parents bought him a working full-size model Telepod from the movie The Fly.	0	0%
Wario is actually a computer program written one evening by R. to increase forum traffic	8	32.00%
Wario's backpack says "Follow The White Rabbit", and holds red and blue pills for all of us.	3	12.00%
Wario is perfectly normal; it's the rest of us who are nuts.	7	28.00%
He's a 20'th generation product of genetic engineering, starting from a McDonald's burger	6	24.00%
Voters: 25. You may not vote on this poll

20 Aug 2010, 09:40	#1
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Wario - explain Who is he? How did he get here? One of these answers may be the right one ...

20 Aug 2010, 10:08	#2
Sarge Mega Loafer Join Date: 09.05.2008 Posts: 3,562	I don't know what to vote for - all options make sense somehow.

20 Aug 2010, 10:16	#3
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	That's what I was aiming for

20 Aug 2010, 11:37	#4
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	You missed out the option of us all being simultaneously shot in 2010 and going into a coma as a result, with our subconcious in a world of fictional constructs of which Wario is the main one. Personally, I'd rather have "woken up" in 1983 at Luigi's ...

20 Aug 2010, 12:24	#5
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	I see that R.'s program is fiddling the results

20 Aug 2010, 19:32	#7
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Well, Wario does often appear to be drunk in charge of a handbag* and dressed like a tart. * he may call it a backpack but we know the difference

31 Aug 2010, 06:23	#8
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	I just realized this existed R. they are onto us....

31 Aug 2010, 09:22	#9
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,081	You should add an option: "He's a cross between a cheetah and a snail, his mouth is in 5th gear but his brain in neutral as it will take him 11 days to find this thread"

31 Aug 2010, 09:56	#10
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,356	after reading things here in the last few weeks i think it's the rest of us that are nuts...