Chat Up Lines...

heat · 09 Jun 2003, 00:37

So...

What's the worst one you've heard???

And the best??? And did it work???

Chris · 09 Jun 2003, 00:42

Can I see the label on your dress? I just want to know if it really does say "Made in Heaven"

Sad or what

heat · 09 Jun 2003, 00:45

Like it, Chris...

My personal fave is:

' do you sleep on your stomach?, no?, can i???'

and YES...it did work!!!

Worst one has to be

'was your daddy a thief? he musta been, cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes...'

TACKY.....

Peat Loaf · 09 Jun 2003, 01:42

Ever had an orgasm at 150 mph ????

Girl... No

Guy... Wan't one ??

Never failed

Pete

mariella · 09 Jun 2003, 01:55

Thank you for making me laugh!

Mariella

Chris · 09 Jun 2003, 21:00

"love the dress, it would really suit my bedroom carpet!"

"I'm Chris, remember that, you'll be screaming it later"

Hi, I'm Chris but you can call me...anytime you want!!"

Yes I have tried this lines over the past few years and no that isn't linked to my being single!!!

Testify · 10 Jun 2003, 15:21

You lot are cheesy!!

R. · 10 Jun 2003, 19:18

Slightly OffTopic ...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich.Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Jun 2003, 20:05

Well if you see a gorgerous girl at a party and go up to her and say I am very rich marry me,and your really poorer than a church mouse,is that breach of contract

.

Rob The Badger · 10 Jun 2003, 21:38

False advertising.

Chris · 10 Jun 2003, 22:10

Hi, got any Yorkshire in you? Want some?

You got ya daddys phone number? I wanna say thank you!

original sin · 11 Jun 2003, 00:27

well I'm almost speachless

Kat · 11 Jun 2003, 04:28

"Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name"

That'd get me anytime

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2003, 15:03

The worst chat up line I ever tried(and no,it didn't work).
Remember the impulse adverts?
I was in a club in town where one of my friends ran the stand up comedy nights.I'm standing with some friends when I notice a young lady across the room.I suddenly have an idea

.I run out of the club and jump into a taxi."Nearest garage please" I say to the driver.We get there and I buy a bunch of flowers."Take me back to Matthew Street".
I get back in the club and my pals have been wondering where i've been.They notice the flowers but they don't know what's going on.
I walk up to the girl with the flowers behind my back.I bring the flowers out and said....

Quote:

Excuse me,but I couldn't help being overcome by the aroma of your deoderant.

She looked very confused,but flaterd

.
I went back to my friends who were laughing their heads off

.
Later on when she was leaving she waved goodbye and asked if she could really keep the flowers.I told her of course.

I didn't get anywhere,but it was fun

.

Testify · 11 Jun 2003, 15:05

lol!!! thats v funny, wish i was a fly on the wall

Chris · 11 Jun 2003, 22:27

R. may choose to remove this on grounds of taste but:

I love every bone in your body; especially mine!

R. · 11 Jun 2003, 23:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I love every bone in your body; especially mine!

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

tukayaway · 12 Jun 2003, 15:25

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I keep having to walk past?

Has anyone ever used a chat up line sucessfully? Its much better to say hello, ask them if they are enjoying themselves and then buy a drink. Works for me!

heat · 12 Jun 2003, 18:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

R. may choose to remove this on grounds of taste but:

I love every bone in your body; especially mine!

Chris - if you came up to me with a chat - up line like that, i'm afraid i'd hafta ask you to prove it

Heat
xxx

Chris · 16 Jun 2003, 00:11

My god, I used a line and it worked!!!!!

I wnet up to a girl and tapped her lightly on the shoulder and said "Oh you are real then. i thought you must be a heavenly illusion"

Taking her to the pictures this week!!!

CarolM · 22 Jun 2003, 03:49

the worst has to be do you come here often.

very sad.

CarolM · 22 Jun 2003, 03:57

oh i noticed mousies post

you didnt tell me about that one darling

ha ha collared

Chris · 18 Dec 2003, 23:39

Baby, i know milk is good for the body, but how much have you been drinking?

Don't i know you? Yeh, thats right, you're the girl with the great smile.

I feel like Richard Gere, Standing next to the Pretty Woman

RSG · 19 Dec 2003, 09:11

My friend, very strange dude, went up to some girl in the cafeteria eating her Chocolate cake (or whatever it may be) he taps her on the shoulder, she immediatly looked intrested, until he says,

DUDE, are you going to eat that? "spits on it" and runs off, with a slap in the face.

in the end, i gave her 75 cents to replace the cake she just lost, and we had cake every day for the next two weeks. after that well, i was broke, so no more cake for us.

. oh well, i am going to try some of these chat lines,

. except for this one just posted.

ChrissybabezNI · 19 Dec 2003, 19:46

Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Use index finger to call someone over then say I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?

ugh lol

09 Jun 2003, 00:37	#1
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Chat Up Lines... So... What's the worst one you've heard??? And the best??? And did it work???

09 Jun 2003, 00:42	#2
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Can I see the label on your dress? I just want to know if it really does say "Made in Heaven" Sad or what

09 Jun 2003, 00:45	#3
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Like it, Chris... My personal fave is: ' do you sleep on your stomach?, no?, can i???' and YES...it did work!!! Worst one has to be 'was your daddy a thief? he musta been, cos he stole the stars and put them in your eyes...' TACKY.....

09 Jun 2003, 01:42	#4
Peat Loaf Senior Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2003 Location: Scotland UK Posts: 156	Ever had an orgasm at 150 mph ???? Girl... No Guy... Wan't one ?? Never failed Pete

09 Jun 2003, 01:55	#5
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	Thank you for making me laugh! Mariella

09 Jun 2003, 21:00	#6
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	"love the dress, it would really suit my bedroom carpet!" "I'm Chris, remember that, you'll be screaming it later" Hi, I'm Chris but you can call me...anytime you want!!" Yes I have tried this lines over the past few years and no that isn't linked to my being single!!!

10 Jun 2003, 15:21	#7
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	You lot are cheesy!!

10 Jun 2003, 19:18	#8
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Slightly OffTopic ... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry him." That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me." That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her aride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich.Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback.

10 Jun 2003, 20:05	#9
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well if you see a gorgerous girl at a party and go up to her and say I am very rich marry me,and your really poorer than a church mouse,is that breach of contract .

10 Jun 2003, 21:38	#10
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	False advertising.

10 Jun 2003, 22:10	#11
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Hi, got any Yorkshire in you? Want some? You got ya daddys phone number? I wanna say thank you!

11 Jun 2003, 00:27	#12
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	well I'm almost speachless

11 Jun 2003, 04:28	#13
Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 28.04.2003 Location: Somerset, UK Posts: 148	"Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name" That'd get me anytime

11 Jun 2003, 15:05	#15
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	lol!!! thats v funny, wish i was a fly on the wall

11 Jun 2003, 22:27	#16
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	R. may choose to remove this on grounds of taste but: I love every bone in your body; especially mine!

12 Jun 2003, 15:25	#18
tukayaway Super Loafer Join Date: 12.05.2002 Location: Luton, England Posts: 485	Do you believe in love at first sight or do I keep having to walk past? Has anyone ever used a chat up line sucessfully? Its much better to say hello, ask them if they are enjoying themselves and then buy a drink. Works for me!

16 Jun 2003, 00:11	#20
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	My god, I used a line and it worked!!!!! I wnet up to a girl and tapped her lightly on the shoulder and said "Oh you are real then. i thought you must be a heavenly illusion" Taking her to the pictures this week!!!

22 Jun 2003, 03:49	#21
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	the worst has to be do you come here often. very sad.

22 Jun 2003, 03:57	#22
CarolM Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2003 Location: Near The End Of The Line Posts: 1,498	oh i noticed mousies post you didnt tell me about that one darling ha ha collared

18 Dec 2003, 23:39	#23
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Baby, i know milk is good for the body, but how much have you been drinking? Don't i know you? Yeh, thats right, you're the girl with the great smile. I feel like Richard Gere, Standing next to the Pretty Woman

19 Dec 2003, 09:11	#24
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	My friend, very strange dude, went up to some girl in the cafeteria eating her Chocolate cake (or whatever it may be) he taps her on the shoulder, she immediatly looked intrested, until he says, DUDE, are you going to eat that? "spits on it" and runs off, with a slap in the face. in the end, i gave her 75 cents to replace the cake she just lost, and we had cake every day for the next two weeks. after that well, i was broke, so no more cake for us. . oh well, i am going to try some of these chat lines, . except for this one just posted.

19 Dec 2003, 19:46	#25
ChrissybabezNI Super Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Location: Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland Posts: 352	Ive lost my phone number, can I have yours? Use index finger to call someone over then say I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. I'm here now. What were your other two wishes? ugh lol