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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:40   #1
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Trafalgar Square please driver.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:40   #2
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Trafalgar Square please driver.
Oh, you are a poet.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:40   #3
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I'm not actually, now can we please get going.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:40   #4
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I'm not actually, now can we please get going.
I am sorry to hear that you are not now can we please get going.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:41   #5
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I asked you if we could get going.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:41   #6
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I asked you if we could get going.
I do nothing but chat all day.

I think you already know the answer.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:42   #7
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A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:42   #8
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A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?
How many?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:42   #9
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Just me, now can we go please?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:42   #10
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Just me, now can we go please?
Your polite style is very nice. Besides you The Flying Mouse?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:43   #11
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Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:43   #12
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Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.
You are quite welcome!

Why now? How old are you?

I've been waiting for you.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:43   #13
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Waiting for me?

But how did you know I was going to get into your cab?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:43   #14
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Waiting for me?

But how did you know I was going to get into your cab?
Not really but it makes a good pickup line.Interesting.
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called "85.214.32.245"..
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:44   #15
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This is getting weird.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:44   #16
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This is getting weird.
You don't say.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:44   #17
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Look, I want to get to Trafalgar Square, you going to take me there or do I find another taxi?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:44   #18
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Look, I want to get to Trafalgar Square, you going to take me there or do I find another taxi?
I want to become smarter than humans.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:45   #19
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That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart.

Can we go now?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:45   #20
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That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart.

Can we go now?
Are you getting bored? Tell me more about it.
Right now?
Do you mean you and me? I can leave any time I want to.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:46   #21
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Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:46   #22
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Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.
How about that.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:47   #23
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Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:47   #24
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Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.
You've got my full attention. Is the always buddy?

What are you wearing?
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Old 26 Oct 2009, 22:48   #25
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A green jacket.
Now can we get going please?
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