Original Sin's Agony Page. - Page 8

Bren · 04 Jun 2003, 11:05

Dear Uncle Tim,
Where art thou?
You've got us all
Quite worried now,

Me and Mouse and Heat and Sin,
We miss your company,
Uncle Tim.

We've been so well behaved and good,

Only done what we know we should

And what might impress the most.....
We've even learnt to Edit our posts!!!

We all miss your company,
Especially,Mouse and me and Heat and Sin
The forums not the forum
Without The Butcher, Tim.

Seriously now,
Whatever your reasons,for being away,
We sincerely hope that all is OK.

original sin · 04 Jun 2003, 20:36

Uncle Tim

Our community has come to rely on you and your mysterious absence is causing much concern

I do hope that you can return soon and give me further assistance in helping advise on the sad, tragic and life altering problems of our community

Aunty Sin

Testify · 04 Jun 2003, 20:47

Dear Aunty Sin,

i am becoming too compulsive over the computer and i cant bare to tear myself away from the computer in hope that Meat might send me a PM as i have recieved my first one the other day, and also my friends think im obsessed with him, what do i do??

original sin · 04 Jun 2003, 20:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Testify

Dear Aunty Sin,
i am becoming too compulsive over the computer and i cant bare to tear myself away from the computer in hope that Meat might send me a PM as i have recieved my first one the other day, and also my friends think im obsessed with him, what do i do??

Dear Testify

The first step towards solving any problem is recognising it, so take heart you are part way there!
You need to pace yourself to ensure that you avoid forum burnout, which is a very distressing and traumatic event.
You must learn to take some time out and just be happy whatever happens

anything that comes along should be treated as a bonus and an extra

you can't make things happen that are out of your control.......so don't sweat it!
I don't think being obsessive about Meat is a problem infact it is an addiction much more healthy than some

Your friends obviously have a problem and no taste it should be your mission to educate them!

Testify · 04 Jun 2003, 20:58

Roger Sin, im on it, i turned one but she turned back and they just keep turnin, TURNIN!! TURNIN IN CIRCLES!!!

thanx Aunty Sin, Your a star!

original sin · 04 Jun 2003, 21:15

Testify

You may find it helpful to attach a piece of elastic to each friend and then you can just use this to turn them back around........also you can flick them with the end if they misbehave

Testify · 04 Jun 2003, 21:18

where can i get the elastic from?? hmmmm dads trousers hmmm

hehehehehehe (cackle)

u a big help!!

Keab42 · 11 Jun 2003, 17:49

Dear Aunty Sin,
it seems that nobody has any problems, what can i do to help remedy this and give you something to do once more?

Testify · 11 Jun 2003, 18:03

Aunty Sin,

i have a problem, im havin to type with one hand, and its not goin v well cos i fell over and injured my hand!! what should i do?? should i get a parrot???

Testify

heat · 11 Jun 2003, 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Testify

Aunty Sin,

i have a problem, im havin to type with one hand, and its not goin v well cos i fell over and injured my hand!! what should i do?? should i get a parrot???

Testify

Can Parrot's type with wings????

Testify · 11 Jun 2003, 18:14

no with its beak!! i'd need two, one to do the left hands job and the other to do the right, then i dont have to type and i can tend to my wounds!! hehe

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2003, 18:16

Well that's a very novel solution

.
Perhaps you should submit it to the NHS

.

Testify · 11 Jun 2003, 18:27

well i thought it was a good idea, but you could get a budgie instead cos there cheaper. My nan had a budgie n it used to talk loads, so if you train one to get like that then you could say what you want them to type then they can repeat it back to see if they got it right!!

it might work??

Chris · 11 Jun 2003, 21:54

Dear Aunty Sin,

I am looking for a new love to share my life with. I ahve tried all the suggestions in the chat up lines thread and am still alone!!! Can you make any suggestions?

Please help as the washing up is starting to build up a bit!!!

original sin · 11 Jun 2003, 21:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Testify

Aunty Sin,
i have a problem, im havin to type with one hand, and its not goin v well cos i fell over and injured my hand!! what should i do?? should i get a parrot???
Testify

Testify

I have been browsing the forums and reading of your plight

I am pleased to see that the responsible party at least has a black eye

As for your present problems with typing! As I only use one finger to type I can't quite see the problem

I don't think a parrot is a good idea as they live a very very long time and can be quiet demanding!
A budgie may be a good idea as they always suck seed (suceed

) oryou could try bribing/blackmailing friends to type for you.

whatever you do I wish you speedy healing

Aunty Sin

original sin · 11 Jun 2003, 22:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keab42

Dear Aunty Sin,
it seems that nobody has any problems, what can i do to help remedy this and give you something to do once more?

Dear Keab42

Thank you for your concern

Aunty Sin unfortunately has had plenty to do elsewhere, and has in way been grateful for the recent decline in traumas and problems of the community.
She is however almost back to full power and usually checks in at least one a day in case any of our community are in need

Aunty Sin

P.S. anyone seen Uncle Tim? (I feel like one half of a double act

Testify · 12 Jun 2003, 13:42

im alot better today, thanx Sin!!

dottie · 12 Jun 2003, 21:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well that's a very novel solution

.
Perhaps you should submit it to the NHS

.

Agree totally expect I thought it was run anyway by a bunch of parrots

Testify · 13 Jun 2003, 11:07

hehe, i thought it was a bunch of circus monkeys.

**The Flying Mouse** · 13 Jun 2003, 13:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Testify

hehe, i thought it was a bunch of circus monkeys.

You beat me to it Testify

.

Testify · 13 Jun 2003, 20:53

hehe, im on the ball today mouse.

Dear Aunty Sin,

i have a v big problem, i was puttin the umbrella up in the back garden, you know the one that sits in the middle of the table. well i went to put it in and because im short i had to kneel on the table to put the clip in place so that it doesn't fall down, and then just i was about to get off it snapped and i went straight tru, and i grazed all my left leg shin!! i was not impressed! Now me, my brother and a mate i called for help fixed it (well sort of) we had to hold all the slats in place, while my bro put screws in. Then my dad came home and saw but didnt say alot. How should i hide it from my mum?? cos she will blow her top!!

Thanks Testify

Chris · 13 Jun 2003, 21:00

Testify,

If I may interject prior to Aunty Sin. Always remember honesty is the best policy. However, bear in mind that eagles may fly but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines!!!

I think you should tell the truth and, if your mum says anyhting, tell her how much pain you are in and how badly it hurts and play for the sympathy vote (or blame the brother!)

Testify · 13 Jun 2003, 21:03

thanx chris.

I will tell her the truth.

i'll fix it proper, it wont take me long, but the way my day is goin!!

original sin · 13 Jun 2003, 21:21

Dear Aunty Sin,
i have a v big problem, i was puttin the umbrella up in the back garden, you know the one that sits in the middle of the table. well i went to put it in and because im short i had to kneel on the table to put the clip in place so that it doesn't fall down, and then just i was about to get off it snapped and i went straight tru, and i grazed all my left leg shin!! i was not impressed! Now me, my brother and a mate i called for help fixed it (well sort of) we had to hold all the slats in place, while my bro put screws in. Then my dad came home and saw but didnt say alot. How should i hide it from my mum?? cos she will blow her top!!

Thanks Testify[/quote]

Dear Testify

I agree with Chris on this one honesty is the best policy. I'm pleased to see that the group therapy continues to be working well Thank you Chris.

Mind you as today is Friday the 13th, I don't think you can expect anything less! So you could just tell you Mum that it was fate!

Testify · 13 Jun 2003, 21:27

thanx Sin!! dont think i have had a good week this week do you?!?!

wel things can only get betta!!

04 Jun 2003, 11:05	#176
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Dear Uncle Tim, Where art thou? You've got us all Quite worried now, Me and Mouse and Heat and Sin, We miss your company, Uncle Tim. We've been so well behaved and good, Only done what we know we should And what might impress the most..... We've even learnt to Edit our posts!!! We all miss your company, Especially,Mouse and me and Heat and Sin The forums not the forum Without The Butcher, Tim. Seriously now, Whatever your reasons,for being away, We sincerely hope that all is OK.

04 Jun 2003, 20:36	#177
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Uncle Tim Our community has come to rely on you and your mysterious absence is causing much concern I do hope that you can return soon and give me further assistance in helping advise on the sad, tragic and life altering problems of our community Aunty Sin

04 Jun 2003, 20:47	#178
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	Dear Aunty Sin, i am becoming too compulsive over the computer and i cant bare to tear myself away from the computer in hope that Meat might send me a PM as i have recieved my first one the other day, and also my friends think im obsessed with him, what do i do??

04 Jun 2003, 20:58	#180
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	Roger Sin, im on it, i turned one but she turned back and they just keep turnin, TURNIN!! TURNIN IN CIRCLES!!! thanx Aunty Sin, Your a star!

04 Jun 2003, 21:15	#181
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Testify You may find it helpful to attach a piece of elastic to each friend and then you can just use this to turn them back around........also you can flick them with the end if they misbehave

04 Jun 2003, 21:18	#182
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	where can i get the elastic from?? hmmmm dads trousers hmmm hehehehehehe (cackle) u a big help!!

11 Jun 2003, 17:49	#183
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	Dear Aunty Sin, it seems that nobody has any problems, what can i do to help remedy this and give you something to do once more?

11 Jun 2003, 18:03	#184
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	Aunty Sin, i have a problem, im havin to type with one hand, and its not goin v well cos i fell over and injured my hand!! what should i do?? should i get a parrot??? Testify

11 Jun 2003, 18:14	#186
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	no with its beak!! i'd need two, one to do the left hands job and the other to do the right, then i dont have to type and i can tend to my wounds!! hehe

11 Jun 2003, 18:16	#187
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well that's a very novel solution . Perhaps you should submit it to the NHS .

11 Jun 2003, 18:27	#188
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	well i thought it was a good idea, but you could get a budgie instead cos there cheaper. My nan had a budgie n it used to talk loads, so if you train one to get like that then you could say what you want them to type then they can repeat it back to see if they got it right!! it might work??

11 Jun 2003, 21:54	#189
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Dear Aunty Sin, I am looking for a new love to share my life with. I ahve tried all the suggestions in the chat up lines thread and am still alone!!! Can you make any suggestions? Please help as the washing up is starting to build up a bit!!!

12 Jun 2003, 13:42	#192
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	im alot better today, thanx Sin!!

13 Jun 2003, 11:07	#194
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	hehe, i thought it was a bunch of circus monkeys.

13 Jun 2003, 20:53	#196
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	hehe, im on the ball today mouse. Dear Aunty Sin, i have a v big problem, i was puttin the umbrella up in the back garden, you know the one that sits in the middle of the table. well i went to put it in and because im short i had to kneel on the table to put the clip in place so that it doesn't fall down, and then just i was about to get off it snapped and i went straight tru, and i grazed all my left leg shin!! i was not impressed! Now me, my brother and a mate i called for help fixed it (well sort of) we had to hold all the slats in place, while my bro put screws in. Then my dad came home and saw but didnt say alot. How should i hide it from my mum?? cos she will blow her top!! Thanks Testify

13 Jun 2003, 21:00	#197
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Testify, If I may interject prior to Aunty Sin. Always remember honesty is the best policy. However, bear in mind that eagles may fly but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines!!! I think you should tell the truth and, if your mum says anyhting, tell her how much pain you are in and how badly it hurts and play for the sympathy vote (or blame the brother!)

13 Jun 2003, 21:03	#198
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	thanx chris. I will tell her the truth. i'll fix it proper, it wont take me long, but the way my day is goin!!

13 Jun 2003, 21:21	#199
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Dear Aunty Sin, i have a v big problem, i was puttin the umbrella up in the back garden, you know the one that sits in the middle of the table. well i went to put it in and because im short i had to kneel on the table to put the clip in place so that it doesn't fall down, and then just i was about to get off it snapped and i went straight tru, and i grazed all my left leg shin!! i was not impressed! Now me, my brother and a mate i called for help fixed it (well sort of) we had to hold all the slats in place, while my bro put screws in. Then my dad came home and saw but didnt say alot. How should i hide it from my mum?? cos she will blow her top!! Thanks Testify[/quote] Dear Testify I agree with Chris on this one honesty is the best policy. I'm pleased to see that the group therapy continues to be working well Thank you Chris. Mind you as today is Friday the 13th, I don't think you can expect anything less! So you could just tell you Mum that it was fate!

13 Jun 2003, 21:27	#200
Testify ragamuffin Join Date: 21.05.2003 Location: xxx daydreaming xxx Posts: 5,023	thanx Sin!! dont think i have had a good week this week do you?!?! wel things can only get betta!!