Original Sin's Agony Page.

original sin · 18 May 2003, 16:26

Now every community needs to share it's trouble and look for advise and guidance through the trials and tribulations of life

hee hee hee did that sound good

So Aunty Sin is here should you need to unburden yourselves

Are you looking for direction.....(Tim I siad DIRECTION!), purpose or just want to make a good decision....Aunty Sin is here to help

N.B. Aunty Sin's decision is final, no liabilty or responsiblity is taken by Aunty Sin for the consequences of her advice.

Tim · 18 May 2003, 16:29

Hello Sin,

As your first patient... can you help me. I've done something wrong. I said something stupid on this forum about a member, and i was only jokin.... HOw can i make it up with here???

Made already a poem, write a lot of sorry and love you, etc.... and send some pm's... Am i on the right way???

(ps. make this topic stikcy if you want hahaah)

The Butcher, Tim

heat · 18 May 2003, 16:32

Dear Sin,

My problem is that i'm a POSTWHORE. People keep telling me that it's just a phase and that i'll grow out of it, but i know it's not..it's a part of me and who i am.
I want to tell my family but i'm scared that they will disown me. I'm really confused, but i can't help what i am. Any advice???

Heat
xxx

original sin · 18 May 2003, 16:35

Tim

I understand your dilema. You have tried to make amends and this should be received as intended. I think you have possibly managed to get out of this one. But you should use this opportunity to reflect on your actions and not toy with peoples affection

N.B a sticky would be fun

original sin · 18 May 2003, 16:38

Heat

The issue here is not what others think of you, but how you feel about yourself

Every individual needs to be comfortable with their actions and the consequences of them.
If you are happy with your life style then you need to pluck up the courage and tell you family and friends. Maybe have a party and invite all those you love and care for stand up in the middle of the room and make an annoucement....I AM A POSTWHORE.
They will be astounded of course but will I assure you stand by you.

p.s. do you want a T-shirt?

heat · 18 May 2003, 16:45

Thanks Sin,

Your advice made perfect sense

I AM A POSTWHORE AND PROUD OF IT!!!!

and, yes, i'd like a t-shirt, and a hat and badge too if you can manage it :P

Heat
xxx

Tim · 18 May 2003, 16:53

That is the part, Heat, when i come in. Maybe i can get you something with a postwhore thing on it.... let me look.

And thanks Sin... i will do what i can... and don't be paranoid and don't hurt peoples feelings again.

(but you will never know)

The butcher, Tim

Mr.Skulls · 18 May 2003, 17:48

I have a problem

I kinda psoted my mums age on a forum and now she wont let me have my pocket money this week.
I don't know what to do. I think she over reacted and cant see a joke and after all a boy has his expenses

ya know what i mean. What am I going to do? I did say sorry but was laughing so dont supose that helped.

dottie · 18 May 2003, 18:35

Original Sin Oh please help me - I lived my dream a few days ago and now I cannot stop playing the video, hubby is growling at me everytime I put it on or I have to take it off when he enters the room, apart from divorce can you suggest an alternative, like for instance I come to your house or Heats, or even Tims if I can get a flight, to play it to my hearts content. Roll on next week on half term I'll play it 24 hours a day

Any advice would be taken

love dottie
xxx
Better known as the scarlet hussy who bedded Meat Loaf in front of millions, well eventually I hope

original sin · 18 May 2003, 20:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Skulls

I have a problem

I kinda psoted my mums age on a forum and now she wont let me have my pocket money this week.

Mr Skulls it looks like you have a serious problem here. You will learn that the one thing a woman is allow to be flexable with is her age

In my opinion you should take your punishment like a man and also volunteer for extra chores and make sure your bedroon is extra clean and tidy.

original sin · 18 May 2003, 20:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by dottie

Original Sin Oh please help me - I lived my dream a few days ago and now I cannot stop playing the video, Any advice would be taken

love dottie
xxx
Better known as the scarlet hussy who bedded Meat Loaf in front of millions, well eventually I hope

Well Dottie my dear we seem to have the age old love triangle here

Maybe it is time to re-evaulate your relationship. However having said that divorce is darned expensive these days,

and really hubby was a good sport and with out him you would not have had the experience.

My remedy would be to create a spare room, build one if necessary get a really large TV screen and closet yourself in there all day and all night.
Failing that then yes my place or Heats as long as you supply the booze

BTW I was thinking of emailing The Hounslow Gazette

Guppie · 18 May 2003, 21:05

Dear Aunty Sin,
My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum. Every time I come back there's lots of new pages and I'm 42 and getting slow..
I tried having a reminder sent by mail, but then I get swamped with reminder.
The obvious answer is spending more time here, but I am so afraid that my buns get flatter and flatter from sitting here so long. And my eyes are turning into something that looks like this

And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva

Do you have any advice for me?

Bren · 18 May 2003, 21:10

Dear Aunty Sin,

I have a problem... whenever i appear everyone else disappears and i end up talking to myself,was it something i said,? can it be cured ? is there a remedy?

Hello

Hello ....is any one there?

Bren · 18 May 2003, 21:13

ps Aunty Sin, i'm also a POSTWHORE.

original sin · 18 May 2003, 21:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guppie

Dear Aunty Sin,
My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum.
And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva

Do you have any advice for me?

Dear Guppie

This is a very sad case of what I like to call the CRAFT syndrome
C an't
R emember
A
F ***ing
T hing

Now this is not necessarily age related however the worst senario is pre-senile dementia, so I'd get that checked out first

Secondly, it could be strss related so you need to take some time and chill out..... get a nice soft cushion to sit on(to protect your buns), stick a label on your daughter so you remember her name and ask her very kindly if she can read over your shoulder to save your eyes.

Now you will probably find that if you visit more often but for smaller time slots this will be beneficial.

Failing that open a bottle of wine get wrecked and and stay on here permanently

original sin · 18 May 2003, 21:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren The Bat

Dear Aunty Sin,

I have a problem... whenever i appear everyone else disappears and i end up talking to myself,was it something i said,? can it be cured ? is there a remedy?

Hello

Hello ....is any one there?

Dear Bren

I think you are suffering from a deep set insecurity issue here. Tell me do you still have a teddy bear?

Try this little excerise..... sit quietly and look into a corner at two adjoining walls........do they gradually move towards you

If the answer is NO then you are perfectly ok....just pull yourself together and get back into the forums with pride.

If the answer is YES......call a doctor QUICK...you need HELP

original sin · 18 May 2003, 21:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren The Bat

ps Aunty Sin, i'm also a POSTWHORE.

Dear Bren

Try the advice given earlier to Heat if this does not work for you we may have to try regression therapy

Keab42 · 18 May 2003, 21:43

Dear aunty Sin, I have a problem with posting on the forums. It is NOT insecurity related, it is due to the fact that Mum (Bren the Bat) is always on the computer (i think she lives here on the forums), and i cannot get anywhere near it. Please help....

meshurp · 18 May 2003, 21:48

Dear Aunty Sin,
I seem to have this problem, that i dont exist.
I'm kinda worried by this, wherever i go and whatever i say nobody seems to be able to see or hear me.

(well except for Heat, but thats just because her medication isnt working, and i'm actually a figment of her imagination.)

Can you help (or see me?)??????

Tim · 18 May 2003, 21:51

Dear Sin,

You have a great topic.. you see, much of problems... If you need help, maybe i can help you. Otherwise.. well don't know.

HOpe you are fine right now.

Thank you for this topic.

The butcher, Tim

original sin · 18 May 2003, 21:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keab42

Dear aunty Sin, I have a problem with posting on the forums. It is NOT insecurity related, it is due to the fact that Mum (Bren the Bat) is always on the computer (i think she lives here on the forums), and i cannot get anywhere near it. Please help....

Dear Keab42

There are several issues here and I quite agree it is definately not insecurity related.

I would first ask you to consider the following:- who has provided the computer? who clothes and feeds you?
Get the idea? Now Mum's are very special infact I have one myself

I think it is perfectly in order for your mum to have the lions share of computer time.

However maybe you need to sit down for a family discussion and work out a rota.

You could offer to do extra chores for extra computer time.
Maybe even save up and get your own computer and you'll have all the time you want.

Failing that...spike her drink......and when she's asleep.....get on line

original sin · 18 May 2003, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by meshurp werfifer

Dear Aunty Sin,
I seem to have this problem, that i dont exist.
I'm kinda worried by this, wherever i go and whatever i say nobody seems to be able to see or hear me.

(well except for Heat, but thats just because her medication isnt working, and i'm actually a figment of her imagination.)

Can you help (or see me?)??????

Did somebody say something

original sin · 18 May 2003, 21:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tim

Dear Sin,

You have a great topic.. you see, much of problems... If you need help, maybe i can help you. Otherwise.. well don't know.

HOpe you are fine right now.

Thank you for this topic.

The butcher, Tim

Tim

It would appear that you are also affected by the postwhoring virus..please follow the suggestions made for Heat & Bren.

.....and thanks for letting me set it up Tim

Bren · 18 May 2003, 21:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by original sin

Dear Bren

I think you are suffering from a deep set insecurity issue here. Tell me do you still have a teddy bear?

No I dont. Will A Bat do Aunty Sin?

original sin · 18 May 2003, 22:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren The Bat

Quote:

Originally Posted by original sin

Dear Bren
Tell me do you still have a teddy bear?

No I dont. Will A Bat do Aunty Sin?

Bren

Teddy bear or bat it is irrelevant it is the symbolism that counts here.

Although one is obviously far more classy than the other.

18 May 2003, 16:26	#1
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Original Sin's Agony Page. Now every community needs to share it's trouble and look for advise and guidance through the trials and tribulations of life hee hee hee did that sound good So Aunty Sin is here should you need to unburden yourselves Are you looking for direction.....(Tim I siad DIRECTION!), purpose or just want to make a good decision....Aunty Sin is here to help N.B. Aunty Sin's decision is final, no liabilty or responsiblity is taken by Aunty Sin for the consequences of her advice.

18 May 2003, 16:29	#2
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Hello Sin, As your first patient... can you help me. I've done something wrong. I said something stupid on this forum about a member, and i was only jokin.... HOw can i make it up with here??? Made already a poem, write a lot of sorry and love you, etc.... and send some pm's... Am i on the right way??? (ps. make this topic stikcy if you want hahaah) The Butcher, Tim

18 May 2003, 16:32	#3
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Dear Sin, My problem is that i'm a POSTWHORE. People keep telling me that it's just a phase and that i'll grow out of it, but i know it's not..it's a part of me and who i am. I want to tell my family but i'm scared that they will disown me. I'm really confused, but i can't help what i am. Any advice??? Heat xxx

18 May 2003, 16:35	#4
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Tim I understand your dilema. You have tried to make amends and this should be received as intended. I think you have possibly managed to get out of this one. But you should use this opportunity to reflect on your actions and not toy with peoples affection N.B a sticky would be fun

18 May 2003, 16:38	#5
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Heat The issue here is not what others think of you, but how you feel about yourself Every individual needs to be comfortable with their actions and the consequences of them. If you are happy with your life style then you need to pluck up the courage and tell you family and friends. Maybe have a party and invite all those you love and care for stand up in the middle of the room and make an annoucement....I AM A POSTWHORE. They will be astounded of course but will I assure you stand by you. p.s. do you want a T-shirt?

18 May 2003, 16:45	#6
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Thanks Sin, Your advice made perfect sense I AM A POSTWHORE AND PROUD OF IT!!!! and, yes, i'd like a t-shirt, and a hat and badge too if you can manage it :P Heat xxx

18 May 2003, 16:53	#7
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	That is the part, Heat, when i come in. Maybe i can get you something with a postwhore thing on it.... let me look. And thanks Sin... i will do what i can... and don't be paranoid and don't hurt peoples feelings again. (but you will never know) The butcher, Tim

18 May 2003, 17:48	#8
Mr.Skulls Rookie Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: in front of the computer at the moment Posts: 10	I have a problem I kinda psoted my mums age on a forum and now she wont let me have my pocket money this week. I don't know what to do. I think she over reacted and cant see a joke and after all a boy has his expenses ya know what i mean. What am I going to do? I did say sorry but was laughing so dont supose that helped.

18 May 2003, 18:35	#9
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Original Sin Oh please help me - I lived my dream a few days ago and now I cannot stop playing the video, hubby is growling at me everytime I put it on or I have to take it off when he enters the room, apart from divorce can you suggest an alternative, like for instance I come to your house or Heats, or even Tims if I can get a flight, to play it to my hearts content. Roll on next week on half term I'll play it 24 hours a day Any advice would be taken love dottie xxx Better known as the scarlet hussy who bedded Meat Loaf in front of millions, well eventually I hope

18 May 2003, 21:05	#12
Guppie www.meat-loaf.nl Join Date: 28.12.2002 Location: Brabant, The Netherlands Posts: 1,300	Dear Aunty Sin, My problem is I'm having trouble keeping up with this forum. Every time I come back there's lots of new pages and I'm 42 and getting slow.. I tried having a reminder sent by mail, but then I get swamped with reminder. The obvious answer is spending more time here, but I am so afraid that my buns get flatter and flatter from sitting here so long. And my eyes are turning into something that looks like this And yesterday, I called my daughter Dottie instead of Eva Do you have any advice for me?

18 May 2003, 21:10	#13
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Dear Aunty Sin, I have a problem... whenever i appear everyone else disappears and i end up talking to myself,was it something i said,? can it be cured ? is there a remedy? Hello Hello ....is any one there?

18 May 2003, 21:13	#14
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	ps Aunty Sin, i'm also a POSTWHORE.

18 May 2003, 21:43	#18
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	Dear aunty Sin, I have a problem with posting on the forums. It is NOT insecurity related, it is due to the fact that Mum (Bren the Bat) is always on the computer (i think she lives here on the forums), and i cannot get anywhere near it. Please help....

18 May 2003, 21:48	#19
meshurp Super Loafer Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: In The World, somewhere... Posts: 444	Dear Aunty Sin, I seem to have this problem, that i dont exist. I'm kinda worried by this, wherever i go and whatever i say nobody seems to be able to see or hear me. (well except for Heat, but thats just because her medication isnt working, and i'm actually a figment of her imagination.) Can you help (or see me?)??????

18 May 2003, 21:51	#20
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Dear Sin, You have a great topic.. you see, much of problems... If you need help, maybe i can help you. Otherwise.. well don't know. HOpe you are fine right now. Thank you for this topic. The butcher, Tim