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Old 20 Aug 2010, 18:18   #151
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Would pay good money to shag Neil, what with him being a whore...
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Old 20 Aug 2010, 18:20   #152
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Would pay good money to watch.
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Old 20 Aug 2010, 18:24   #153
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Wario's mom enquired about getting an abortion. The doc said "it's too late, he's started school already!"
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Old 20 Aug 2010, 18:27   #154
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Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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Old 20 Aug 2010, 18:29   #155
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Is a natzi ass muffin
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Old 21 Aug 2010, 02:00   #156
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Is so fat and ugly I'm surprised he's not a Scouser.
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Old 21 Aug 2010, 02:21   #157
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Taught his arse to speak so that people wouldn't have to look at his face
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Old 21 Aug 2010, 02:43   #158
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the nerd store called...they said they want your face back
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Old 21 Aug 2010, 04:22   #159
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Looks like they've had their lips glued to the exhaust of a tractor whilst being dragged through a field of broken glass, then dropped into a bath of acid while a herd of elephants with diarrhea shits on them.
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Old 21 Aug 2010, 04:45   #160
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You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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Old 21 Aug 2010, 05:06   #161
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That's a compliment not an insult
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Old 21 Aug 2010, 05:23   #162
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That's a compliment not an insult
LOL damn

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 16:36   #163
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Grew a moustache so he could look more like his mum.
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 16:38   #164
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Grew a moustache so he could look more like his mum.
You just made me spit all over my screen!
and it looks a lot like your face.
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 18:29   #165
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 18:36   #166
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this thread and I think it's you.
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 21:11   #167
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ooh look, Dave made a funny. Bless him, he'll be learning how to tie his shoelaces next!
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 21:15   #168
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He can tie yours for you then! You could give upon the velcro fastenings at last!!
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 21:23   #169
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He can tie yours for you then! You could give upon the velcro fastenings at last!!
What, and lose valuable time spent thinking up insults for this thread? And anyway, this coming from the man you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot!?
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 21:25   #170
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Doesn't own a motorhome.
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 21:41   #171
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you've posted in the wrong thread again lol. Don't worry though, the best thing about Alzeimer's is you get to meet new people every day...
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 21:54   #172
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dreams of being an Elton John tribute
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 22:01   #173
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Has a crotch in the shape of an O not a V
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 22:05   #174
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Thinks about members' members.
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Old 25 Aug 2010, 22:06   #175
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Jacks off to Animal porn
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