Insult the person above you
 

Inspired by the "Periodic table of swearing" thread, and this youtube video in particular, here's a thread for you to really tell posters what you think of them :-) (or just make something up).

YouTube Video

So, insult the person above you, starting with me :-)

your avatar makes you look fat

No matter how ugly it is, your avatar could never do you justice.

your a monkey face'd zebra

Tosspot

you smell

You're a sausage muncher :))

You are a knob jockey.

You're a soft southern Essex girl.

HF ! Now that is a real insult, you love a good fisting !

Try to keep the insults fairly family friendly please ;-)


You have the full Barry Manilow back catalogue and are a fully paid up founding member of his fan club.

Your face resembles your avatar. But from behind.

Your avatar is a self portrait !

Yours resulted in a court order in which you have to stay at least 25 miles away from Meat Loaf.

Ok, sorry it was the soft Southern Essex girl insult, i mean that was traumatising;) LOL...I am now on the phone with the Samaritans !:shock:

You starred as a zombie in Land of the Dead with no make up on !

It is. I'm quite the artist.

Were you standing in a hole or are you really 4-foot nothing?

I am a hobbit;)

You have severe halitosis i can smell you from here !

You make me wanna burn things :devil:

snot-nosed little backpack sniffer

Stupid puke face big butt dirty rotten piece of crap mod :kickass:

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eyebrow-twitching butt-licking backpack-sniffing meat loaf-miming son of a motherless goat

Stupid, gutless excuse for a man who is covered in dog poop and smells like old socks worn by a decaying mummy from Japan.

:twisted: Where do I begin? :panic: