Original Sin's Agony Page. - Page 5

original sin · 21 May 2003, 23:16

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Originally Posted by Tim

Dear Sin,

hahahaha You are so funny. Don't know if i can promise that. How about a trial period. Say one week, if you are happy with me, we continue our partnership, otherwise you dump me

The Butcher, Tim

Tim

Go for it

Just make sure you can stand the rejection if it comes

dottie · 21 May 2003, 23:20

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Originally Posted by Guppie

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Originally Posted by original sin

Dear Guppie

It is very common to associate with important figures in your life.

And this is probably your subconscious mind telling you just how important these people are in your life.

Now is the time to come out of the closet and declare your true feelings

This is the only way to free your mind..... you may need to build up the courage to take this step and for that you will probably need both the wine and the cold compress

lol... ok, did the compress, am starting on the wine so here goes nothing:
I worship Dottie, I want to BE Dottie.
I love R. and I hate Satan.
Thanks, I feel so much better now

Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now

I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please

original sin · 21 May 2003, 23:27

Dottie

I can get hold of one of those "yard of ale" glasses..wold this help with the therapy

dottie · 21 May 2003, 23:46

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Originally Posted by original sin

Dottie

I can get hold of one of those "yard of ale" glasses..wold this help with the therapy

Oh Yes - filled with Gold Tequila, Pernod (come to think of it leave the pernod )would like to go to bed with 2 ears tonight

a shot of scotch or maybe a bottle would go down nicely. :P

Bren · 21 May 2003, 23:56

that bad is it Dottie?

Guppie · 22 May 2003, 00:21

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Originally Posted by dottie

Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now

I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please

lol lol... after half a bottle of white wine, I am now ready to move in with you

dottie · 22 May 2003, 11:23

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Originally Posted by Guppie

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Originally Posted by dottie

Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now

I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please

lol lol... after half a bottle of white wine, I am now ready to move in with you

In mind but not yet body I have enveloped your whole being

Bren · 22 May 2003, 11:37

Dear Aunty Sin....and errrmm...Uncle Tim?

I read and took note of what you had to say,
And tried to apply it to my going away,
I

don't have a laptop, no cyber cafes were i am bound

Just wild open spaces with peace all around.
Whilst i'm looking forward to going on me hols,
How will i know how i fare in the Pols?
Iwon't be able to Postwore,for10 whole days!!!!!

And i will miss you all whilst i'm away

The thought of "Forum Deprivation" causes the PANIC to set in
So please advise me Aunty Sin and...errmm.Uncle Tim.
The thought that from my friends i must part,
Is leaving this little bat with a broken

heart.
.........
Now i listen to Meat Loaf whilst travelling by car
Wether the journey is near or far
It seems to shorten the time the jouney takes
If i listen to all my favourite tapes
Now just for a change the other day
Some Moody Blues i decided to play
the player didn't like it and decided to chew!!!!!!
Now me player won't work

What am i to do?????
Being deprived of the forums and now Meat Loaf as WELL!!!??
the bat can't survive without Bat Out Of Hell

Please understand the distress i'm in
Dear Aunty Tim and Uncle Sin.!!!!

original sin · 22 May 2003, 16:22

Oh Bren, I see your dilemma is quite plain
To discover how piece of mind you can gain
You have followed some of my advice
But the holiday cannot be put on ice
So now we must plan how you will get through
10 days without the forum and us with out you
It will be difficult no doubt of that
But I think you are really a hardy bat

I think you now need to brace yourself
Go away, enjoy and have good health
You see the forum and all us will remain
So the Threads and postcount we’ll sustain
Buy a new CD player, you deserve a treat
Then you can keep listening to The Mighty Meat,
That should keep you happy hour by hour
Come sun or rain, storm or shower.

heat · 22 May 2003, 17:04

Jeez.....You guys are poets and you didn't even know it!!!

Bren · 22 May 2003, 17:27

AUNTY SIN,

Thanks

heat · 22 May 2003, 22:51

Dear Sin,

PLEASE HELP!!!

I'm due to go on holiday on Saturday!!! Not only do i not really want to go, as it would mean me leaving all my POSTWHOREING budds on the forums, but if i do go, then it means that i hafta spend 6 hours there and back in a cramped train and i really dont wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!

Heat
xxx

Guppie · 22 May 2003, 23:25

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Originally Posted by dottie

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Originally Posted by Guppie

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Originally Posted by dottie

Oh My Love - I feel the same - must come out of the closet now

I want to be Guppie, I adore Guppie, fill my glass please

lol lol... after half a bottle of white wine, I am now ready to move in with you

In mind but not yet body I have enveloped your whole being

lol lol... the wonders of internet... such great things develop there

Chris · 23 May 2003, 00:02

Dear Heat,

You must go. If only so you realise that Wales is so much better than Lancashire (alright you might have to use your imagination but at least it's not full of bl*&dy lancastrian off-comed 'uns)

Besides which, If you don't go, you won't ahve all the joy of coming back to us. (providing we have not been locked up by the local council or anyhting!!!)

C

original sin · 23 May 2003, 11:32

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Originally Posted by heat

Dear Sin,
PLEASE HELP!!!
I'm due to go on holiday on Saturday!!! Not only do i not really want to go, as it would mean me leaving all my POSTWHOREING budds on the forums, but if i do go, then it means that i hafta spend 6 hours there and back in a cramped train and i really dont wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!
Heat
xxx

Heat

The break will do you good! You are very close to "Postwhoreing burnout"

The torch of postwhoring will be passed in your absence and continue to burn brightly

You will soon find that the computer fades into the background.....

(but hijack your sisters whenever you can!).
This holiday sounds like you are going to get a chance to relax your family are going to be queueing up to look after the boys......so put your feet up and relax.
Now a long journey by train is very boring especially if it is cramped. There are two sure fire ways to ensure your own personal space on the train......

1/ Take a CD player and headphones......play Meat Loaf super loud so it canbe heard by others and sing-a-long

(even if they want to listen to M L, you singing will scare 'em off!

)
2/ Pick up one of the twins.....lift him up...put your nose to his bottom.....and sniff......then say in a loud voice......"Oh Dear! looks like we got a nasty one here!"......then put him on a seat and go to change him.......Watch that carriage clear

heat · 23 May 2003, 12:50

Dear Sin,

It looks like i have resigned myself to the fact that, yes, i am going to go away tomorrow

Suggestion re the twins - good idea, either that or let em cry all the way while listening very loudly to Meat on my headphones

Only problem is - i'm not even gone yet, and am missing you guys already

Heat
xxx

Bren · 23 May 2003, 13:05

Heat ,regarding last bit of your post,ifeel the same.

Iliked Chris's advice a few posts back

"If you don't go,you won't have all the joy of coming back to us..."

nice one Chris.

original sin · 23 May 2003, 15:18

Dear Heat & Bren

You will both be sorely missed the server will be able to breathe a sigh of releif and will stop working overtime.

I think Chris had a very valid comment and am pleased to see the group therapy work continuing

Look at it this way many many people go on a diet for a special occassion and then after gorge them selves silly and the chocolate tastes oh so much nicer after a week without

You being away will make to return so much sweeter.....hang on to these thoughts through the deep dark days ahead

Bren · 23 May 2003, 16:40

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Originally Posted by original sin

Dear Heat & Bren

You will both be sorely missed the server will be able to breathe a sigh of releif and will stop working overtime.

I think Chris had a very valid comment and am pleased to see the group therapy work continuing

Look at it this way many many people go on a diet for a special occassion and then after gorge them selves silly and the chocolate tastes oh so much nicer after a week without

You being away will make to return so much sweeter.....hang on to these thoughts through the deep dark days ahead

Thankyou Aunty Sin

heat · 23 May 2003, 17:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by original sin

Dear Heat & Bren

You will both be sorely missed the server will be able to breathe a sigh of releif and will stop working overtime.

I think Chris had a very valid comment and am pleased to see the group therapy work continuing

Look at it this way many many people go on a diet for a special occassion and then after gorge them selves silly and the chocolate tastes oh so much nicer after a week without

You being away will make to return so much sweeter.....hang on to these thoughts through the deep dark days ahead

I'll try......

Tim · 25 May 2003, 01:23

Dear Aunt Sin, i will give it a shot!!

Dear Bren and Heat.

I know you are going away, but i want to say to you that we will miss you. Maybe i will open a special topic about you to. So that you can see that you are always with us in heart and mind.
Don't worry about the postwhoring thread. See it as a way to escape to the busy days here on the site... see it as a way to get inspiration and set yourself free!!!

The Butcher and Uncle in this forum, Tim

original sin · 25 May 2003, 17:23

Well done Tim

I think this will be a good opportunity for you to show everyone what a caring sharing person The Butcher can be

Guppie · 26 May 2003, 21:58

Tim the Butcher is a sweet guy, although he hides it well

original sin · 27 May 2003, 00:36

Uncle Tim

I need advice

I have to go away for a few days and I'm gonna miss the forum real bad

I have taken on board all the advise I gave to Bren and Heat and I still gotta go.....I have all my CD's lined up ready to go and the CD player is working.... But I'm gonna miss you guys so much even for two days

Is there any other advice you can give

Aunty Sin

Kat · 27 May 2003, 00:59

I got too much work to do so could u either kill me, do it for me or let me know why being clever is so damned important these days?

Or ignore me

21 May 2003, 23:27	#103
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Dottie I can get hold of one of those "yard of ale" glasses..wold this help with the therapy

21 May 2003, 23:56	#105
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	that bad is it Dottie?

22 May 2003, 11:37	#108
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Dear Aunty Sin....and errrmm...Uncle Tim? I read and took note of what you had to say, And tried to apply it to my going away, I don't have a laptop, no cyber cafes were i am bound Just wild open spaces with peace all around. Whilst i'm looking forward to going on me hols, How will i know how i fare in the Pols? Iwon't be able to Postwore,for10 whole days!!!!! And i will miss you all whilst i'm away The thought of "Forum Deprivation" causes the PANIC to set in So please advise me Aunty Sin and...errmm.Uncle Tim. The thought that from my friends i must part, Is leaving this little bat with a broken heart. ......... Now i listen to Meat Loaf whilst travelling by car Wether the journey is near or far It seems to shorten the time the jouney takes If i listen to all my favourite tapes Now just for a change the other day Some Moody Blues i decided to play the player didn't like it and decided to chew!!!!!! Now me player won't work What am i to do????? Being deprived of the forums and now Meat Loaf as WELL!!!?? the bat can't survive without Bat Out Of Hell Please understand the distress i'm in Dear Aunty Tim and Uncle Sin.!!!!

22 May 2003, 16:22	#109
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Oh Bren, I see your dilemma is quite plain To discover how piece of mind you can gain You have followed some of my advice But the holiday cannot be put on ice So now we must plan how you will get through 10 days without the forum and us with out you It will be difficult no doubt of that But I think you are really a hardy bat I think you now need to brace yourself Go away, enjoy and have good health You see the forum and all us will remain So the Threads and postcount we’ll sustain Buy a new CD player, you deserve a treat Then you can keep listening to The Mighty Meat, That should keep you happy hour by hour Come sun or rain, storm or shower.

22 May 2003, 17:04	#110
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Jeez.....You guys are poets and you didn't even know it!!!

22 May 2003, 17:27	#111
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	AUNTY SIN, Thanks

22 May 2003, 22:51	#112
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Dear Sin, PLEASE HELP!!! I'm due to go on holiday on Saturday!!! Not only do i not really want to go, as it would mean me leaving all my POSTWHOREING budds on the forums, but if i do go, then it means that i hafta spend 6 hours there and back in a cramped train and i really dont wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!! Heat xxx

23 May 2003, 00:02	#114
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Dear Heat, You must go. If only so you realise that Wales is so much better than Lancashire (alright you might have to use your imagination but at least it's not full of bl*&dy lancastrian off-comed 'uns) Besides which, If you don't go, you won't ahve all the joy of coming back to us. (providing we have not been locked up by the local council or anyhting!!!) C

23 May 2003, 12:50	#116
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Dear Sin, It looks like i have resigned myself to the fact that, yes, i am going to go away tomorrow Suggestion re the twins - good idea, either that or let em cry all the way while listening very loudly to Meat on my headphones Only problem is - i'm not even gone yet, and am missing you guys already Heat xxx

23 May 2003, 13:05	#117
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Heat ,regarding last bit of your post,ifeel the same. Iliked Chris's advice a few posts back "If you don't go,you won't have all the joy of coming back to us..." nice one Chris.

23 May 2003, 15:18	#118
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Dear Heat & Bren You will both be sorely missed the server will be able to breathe a sigh of releif and will stop working overtime. I think Chris had a very valid comment and am pleased to see the group therapy work continuing Look at it this way many many people go on a diet for a special occassion and then after gorge them selves silly and the chocolate tastes oh so much nicer after a week without You being away will make to return so much sweeter.....hang on to these thoughts through the deep dark days ahead

25 May 2003, 01:23	#121
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Dear Aunt Sin, i will give it a shot!! Dear Bren and Heat. I know you are going away, but i want to say to you that we will miss you. Maybe i will open a special topic about you to. So that you can see that you are always with us in heart and mind. Don't worry about the postwhoring thread. See it as a way to escape to the busy days here on the site... see it as a way to get inspiration and set yourself free!!! The Butcher and Uncle in this forum, Tim

25 May 2003, 17:23	#122
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Well done Tim I think this will be a good opportunity for you to show everyone what a caring sharing person The Butcher can be

26 May 2003, 21:58	#123
Guppie www.meat-loaf.nl Join Date: 28.12.2002 Location: Brabant, The Netherlands Posts: 1,300	Tim the Butcher is a sweet guy, although he hides it well

27 May 2003, 00:36	#124
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	Uncle Tim I need advice I have to go away for a few days and I'm gonna miss the forum real bad I have taken on board all the advise I gave to Bren and Heat and I still gotta go.....I have all my CD's lined up ready to go and the CD player is working.... But I'm gonna miss you guys so much even for two days Is there any other advice you can give Aunty Sin

27 May 2003, 00:59	#125
Kat Senior Loafer Join Date: 28.04.2003 Location: Somerset, UK Posts: 148	I got too much work to do so could u either kill me, do it for me or let me know why being clever is so damned important these days? Or ignore me