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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Wishes Daveake had a bigger dick so it could squeeze between the butt cheeks of his lardy arse when fantasizing about Daveake in the shower.
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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Is afraid to come out of the closet so his avatar reflects the image he wants to be attracted to.
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200% is the new 110%
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Should have been swallowed.
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Mega Loafer
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Has swallowed
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DrumBum
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was the one getting swallowed by daveake
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Mega Loafer
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was jealous that he wasn't
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Mega Loafer
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2 grunts and 10 seconds later, and he has shot his load !
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Mega Loafer
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Is so ugly that the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
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Mega Loafer
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Which is a procedure I've since named 'Touching a Pudding'
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Mega Loafer
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Is it in ? ! Are words you hear all the time from the ladies, i mean sheep you shag !
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Mega Loafer
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Not a problem you have as everything gets sucked in
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200% is the new 110%
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You shouldn't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on its own.
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Mega Loafer
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Whereas yours is too thick to escape
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Mega Loafer
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And you are as thick as shit, which is what you spew everytime you post.
Who knew that being insulted could be so much fun, b@stards |
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200% is the new 110%
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Failed to get into Lord Of The Rings as a Hobbit.
Though she did get into the short list. |
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Mega Loafer
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200% is the new 110%
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Only person who manages to lower the tone of even this thread.
No, wait, that's a compliment ... Once spent a night with Wario. In his backpack. |
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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Mega Loafer
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Offered Wario a blow job for his backpack and Wario accepted, 2 for 1 special offer on insults
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200% is the new 110%
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Taught Baldrick everything he knows
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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Think dialing *69 is great phone sex
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200% is the new 110%
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My phone is so sexy I don't need to dial anything.
Knows the dictionary back to front. |
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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teh same can be said about him but replace Dictionary with "Male body"
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Can't believe his mother chose him over having a period.
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