Ask a stupid question! (Meat Loaf style) - Page 4

wolfy35 · 23 Aug 2009, 14:04

Yes Meat was there a week before Armstrong for a concert but cancelled it due to poor accoustics.

Is it true that Justin Timberlake is Meat and Britney Spears lovechild?

**RadioMaster** · 23 Aug 2009, 16:36

that is common misbelief. He was actually the first person to do the moonwalk. But when he was visiting the house of a family called Jackson back in the early 70s they drugged him to ferget about it and Michael Jackson sold it as an idea of his own.

Is it true that at one point Meat was supposed to be Freddie Mercury's replacement for Queen?

wolfy35 · 23 Aug 2009, 17:44

NO, It is not well known but Freddie Mercury was actually a puppet operated by Orville. Just before filming the video to "I want to break free" the puppet tore and Meat stepped in and appeared in the video in drag in place of the puppet.

Is it true that the break between BOOH and BOOH2 was so long because Meat served time in prison for fulfilling his threat to kill you if you dont come back?

mszee · 24 Aug 2009, 16:18

No, it was because he was breeding baby elephants in Africa...

Is it true that Meat sleeps with his old Tebby Bear?

*AndyK* · 24 Aug 2009, 16:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Is it true that Meat sleeps with his old Tebby Bear?

You got a cold Zina?

No, it's false. Meat never sleeps, he's too busy ensuring the world continues to revolve around him for such trivialities.

Has Meat got the kind of mind that does less than think?

Hypnobabe · 24 Aug 2009, 16:31

No, it's a common misconception, Meat's mind is actually so powerful that it's the sole computing power behind every Cray supercomputer on the planet, and still only uses 2% of it's full computing power.

Is it true that Meat actually prefers old-fashioned girls to modern ones?

*AndyK* · 24 Aug 2009, 16:32

Only if they're called Martha.

When Meat sang that he got away with it all in Alive, what exactly was it he got away with?

mszee · 24 Aug 2009, 17:21

(Sorry, my sense of humor left me as did my back - what was that about cold????

Being really R. and banning everybody for one hour every night...

Is it true that Meat usually sun bathes nude on most of the beaches in Spain?

Wario · 24 Aug 2009, 17:27

Yes. Then afterwards he goes to taco bell

Did Meat once date mrs. potato head?

wolfy35 · 24 Aug 2009, 18:31

Yes but only when Mr Potato head was away filming Toy Story

Is it true that Steinman used a video of Meat doing the Lambada as inspiration when he wrote Dance in my pants?

snowy · 25 Aug 2009, 23:53

Yes and the video can still be found on youtube if you look carefully enough!

What animal does Meat want to come back as in his next life?

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Aug 2009, 15:09

Anything that is made out of Meat.

Who is Meat's fav Batman villan?

wolfy35 · 26 Aug 2009, 17:41

Until recently he said it was Penguin but then he found out that was a man that looked like the animal and not the Chocolate Biscuit. Now he likes The Riddler because he looks like John Parr

Is it true that despite many interviews suggesting otherwise Meat's favourite gum flavour is really Strawberry Hubba Bubba

sexyeyes_jo · 26 Aug 2009, 22:23

yeah its just a different colour than to what strawberry gum looks like

why did meat use the moving chair in the video to anything for love for?

wolfy35 · 27 Aug 2009, 02:50

Thats the beauty of imaginative camera angles. Meat's chair did not move as we all know the world revolves around Meat so the chair stayed still and the room moved.

Is it true that John Micelli is really allergic to drumsticks and he just mimes while Jimmie Krankee plays for real backstage?

cesss · 02 Sep 2009, 10:55

I thought I was the only one knowing that !
Actually John's allergic to wood, so since he is using rubber stick he is doing much better on stage.
And it so much better for the neighbours !

Speaking of the band : Where is the Neverland Express going ? (and who's drivin') ?

**RadioMaster** · 02 Sep 2009, 12:05

it's going to neverland obviously, with only Michael Jackson on board

What happened to Meat's fake boobs from Fight Club?

*AndyK* · 02 Sep 2009, 12:16

They were turned into a junior mod for this site

How many guitar chords can Meat play?

daveake · 02 Sep 2009, 13:12

None, but in his next movie he will play a character called "Major Chord".

Is it true that Meat's collection of pets now includes a family of slugs?

*AndyK* · 02 Sep 2009, 13:19

It was true, but they were the surprise ingredient in Meat's Tuna surprise.

Does Meat own a back pack?

daveake · 02 Sep 2009, 13:34

He does indeed, and here it is:

However, having been impressed with "someone else's" backpack and artwork, he has commisioned this person to design and make him a custom backpack.

Is it true that Meat is planning to have a sex change prior to his entry into the next Olympics as as shot-putter?

wolfy35 · 03 Sep 2009, 22:51

It was true but after the success of the South African runner he is only going to wear a thong and hope that distracts the judges enough to get through.

Is it true that Meat's alter ego is Julian Clary

snowy · 03 Sep 2009, 23:46

Yes, it's true. But he became Julian after he decided that Dame Edna was beginning to show her age!

Is it true that Meats favuorite past time is sorting his stamp collection into alphabetical order?

*AndyK* · 04 Sep 2009, 09:58

Yes. He files them all under S.

Did Meat say that?

wolfy35 · 04 Sep 2009, 12:52

NO it was incorrectly reported on wikipedia, Meat never did say that and people asking him constantly annoyed him to the point he made a record about it.

Who did Meat want "One more kiss" when the soft parade was coming from?

23 Aug 2009, 14:04	#76
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	Yes Meat was there a week before Armstrong for a concert but cancelled it due to poor accoustics. Is it true that Justin Timberlake is Meat and Britney Spears lovechild?

23 Aug 2009, 16:36	#77
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	that is common misbelief. He was actually the first person to do the moonwalk. But when he was visiting the house of a family called Jackson back in the early 70s they drugged him to ferget about it and Michael Jackson sold it as an idea of his own. Is it true that at one point Meat was supposed to be Freddie Mercury's replacement for Queen?

23 Aug 2009, 17:44	#78
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	NO, It is not well known but Freddie Mercury was actually a puppet operated by Orville. Just before filming the video to "I want to break free" the puppet tore and Meat stepped in and appeared in the video in drag in place of the puppet. Is it true that the break between BOOH and BOOH2 was so long because Meat served time in prison for fulfilling his threat to kill you if you dont come back?

24 Aug 2009, 16:18	#79
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	No, it was because he was breeding baby elephants in Africa... Is it true that Meat sleeps with his old Tebby Bear?

24 Aug 2009, 16:31	#81
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	No, it's a common misconception, Meat's mind is actually so powerful that it's the sole computing power behind every Cray supercomputer on the planet, and still only uses 2% of it's full computing power. Is it true that Meat actually prefers old-fashioned girls to modern ones?

24 Aug 2009, 16:32	#82
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Only if they're called Martha. When Meat sang that he got away with it all in Alive, what exactly was it he got away with?

24 Aug 2009, 17:21	#83
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	(Sorry, my sense of humor left me as did my back - what was that about cold???? Being really R. and banning everybody for one hour every night... Is it true that Meat usually sun bathes nude on most of the beaches in Spain?

24 Aug 2009, 17:27	#84
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Yes. Then afterwards he goes to taco bell Did Meat once date mrs. potato head?

24 Aug 2009, 18:31	#85
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	Yes but only when Mr Potato head was away filming Toy Story Is it true that Steinman used a video of Meat doing the Lambada as inspiration when he wrote Dance in my pants?

25 Aug 2009, 23:53	#86
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	Yes and the video can still be found on youtube if you look carefully enough! What animal does Meat want to come back as in his next life?

26 Aug 2009, 15:09	#87
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Anything that is made out of Meat. Who is Meat's fav Batman villan?

26 Aug 2009, 17:41	#88
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	Until recently he said it was Penguin but then he found out that was a man that looked like the animal and not the Chocolate Biscuit. Now he likes The Riddler because he looks like John Parr Is it true that despite many interviews suggesting otherwise Meat's favourite gum flavour is really Strawberry Hubba Bubba

26 Aug 2009, 22:23	#89
sexyeyes_jo Mrs Mouse Join Date: 17.05.2005 Location: Liverpool Posts: 4,633	yeah its just a different colour than to what strawberry gum looks like why did meat use the moving chair in the video to anything for love for?

27 Aug 2009, 02:50	#90
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	Thats the beauty of imaginative camera angles. Meat's chair did not move as we all know the world revolves around Meat so the chair stayed still and the room moved. Is it true that John Micelli is really allergic to drumsticks and he just mimes while Jimmie Krankee plays for real backstage?

02 Sep 2009, 10:55	#91
cesss chauve souris Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: Paris - France Posts: 17	I thought I was the only one knowing that ! Actually John's allergic to wood, so since he is using rubber stick he is doing much better on stage. And it so much better for the neighbours ! Speaking of the band : Where is the Neverland Express going ? (and who's drivin') ?

02 Sep 2009, 12:05	#92
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	it's going to neverland obviously, with only Michael Jackson on board What happened to Meat's fake boobs from Fight Club?

02 Sep 2009, 12:16	#93
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	They were turned into a junior mod for this site How many guitar chords can Meat play?

02 Sep 2009, 13:12	#94
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	None, but in his next movie he will play a character called "Major Chord". Is it true that Meat's collection of pets now includes a family of slugs?

02 Sep 2009, 13:19	#95
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	It was true, but they were the surprise ingredient in Meat's Tuna surprise. Does Meat own a back pack?

02 Sep 2009, 13:34	#96
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	He does indeed, and here it is: However, having been impressed with "someone else's" backpack and artwork, he has commisioned this person to design and make him a custom backpack. Is it true that Meat is planning to have a sex change prior to his entry into the next Olympics as as shot-putter?

03 Sep 2009, 22:51	#97
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	It was true but after the success of the South African runner he is only going to wear a thong and hope that distracts the judges enough to get through. Is it true that Meat's alter ego is Julian Clary

03 Sep 2009, 23:46	#98
snowy Super Loafer Join Date: 21.04.2006 Location: Herts Posts: 292	Yes, it's true. But he became Julian after he decided that Dame Edna was beginning to show her age! Is it true that Meats favuorite past time is sorting his stamp collection into alphabetical order?

04 Sep 2009, 09:58	#99
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Yes. He files them all under S. Did Meat say that?

04 Sep 2009, 12:52	#100
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	NO it was incorrectly reported on wikipedia, Meat never did say that and people asking him constantly annoyed him to the point he made a record about it. Who did Meat want "One more kiss" when the soft parade was coming from?