Ask a stupid question! (Meat Loaf style)
 

alright, this is a game played on many forums:
Someone asks a stupid question about ML and the next person tries to come up with an answer even more stupid.

For example:
Q) What is 'that', that he wont do for love?
A) riding a flying carpet into the nearest walmart and get the lady some flowers!

got it?
ready?

Q) Why does he call himself meatloaf?

A) Because his real name is Atom Flea, but he has been dyslexic since an unfortunate accident at school when he tripped over a banana skin and hit his head on a desk.

Q) Is meatloaf Pavarotti's nephew?

A: Yes, they both love egg salad
Q: Is Batman Meat Loaf in Disguise?

A) Nope, that's Jim Steinman. He actually intended to write an autobiographical musical on this matter.

Q) Why does he always shake while singing?

A) Meat once had an incident with a badly wired microphone at a concert in the pouring rain. The resulting electric shock made his arm convulse, but he found that this improved his vibrato, so thereafter he requested that his microphones were always wired this way. Of course, following his heart operation a few years ago the doctors told him that this practice cannot continue, so these days he uses a radio mike fashioned from a sex toy. It's a little-known fact that when he goes off stage for a "rest", it's actually to change the batteries.

Q) Is it true that Meat is addicted to donuts?

A: No. he likes barbies
Q: what type of underwear does meat loaf wear?

A) he usually buys a big hunk of meatloaf, pokes two holes in it and wears around his waist.

Q) What's his real name?

A: Danny Devito
Q: what did he say when he ran into Abraham Lincoln?

A: "So.......about those slaves....."

Q: Why is his (new) username cowboy?

A: Because he'll be playing banjo on the new album.

Q: Why was his (old) username Fire Ball?

A: Cause he burned his crotch during frying pan

Q: Does meat love potato heads?

A) Nope, he prefers their feet.

Q) Why does he sing BOOH at every concert?

a: it wasn´t meat, mick jagger sings booh at every concert.

q: is meat married?

Ask a stupid question [meat loaf style]
 

Hi hidi A yes meat loaf is married

Ask a stupid question [meat loaf style]
 

q dose meat loaf have a favorite song and album that he has recorded over the years

Yes. It's the sound of music soundtrack.

Can Meat Loaf really drink boiling water and ~~~~ ice cubes?

A: No, it's the other way round.

Q: Is it true that one of the mlukfc moderators is actually Meat Loaf in disguise?

No, All of them are except Neil and RJ who are really kermit the frog and a slug respectively.

Will Meat's attempt to waterski up the Amazon earn him the place in the rock and roll hall of fame that he deserves?

A: Yes, but only if Jim is also successful in his attempt to be the first person to achieve Earth orbit without the use of a spacecraft.

Q: Is it true that if you play the original Bat album backwards at 78rpm, a genie comes out of the record player and offers you 3 bat-related wishes?

A: Yes the genie comes out but you have to grant him three wishes instead.


Q: Does Meat Loaf wear underwear or not during his concerts?

A: He does, but then keeps said underwear unwashed as a special gift for a selected individual at the next Meat 'n' Greet

Q: Is it true that Meat has entered the 110m hurdles in the London Olympics?

A: No, your mixing him up with Tina Turner
Q: When was the last time you saw meat eat cheese?

OFF TOPIC: Live at the bottom line 1985 All Revved Up Reference AHOY!

A: in march 1979. I've incindently met him in a McDonalds in south east asia. He actually ordered a triple hamburger, but a fatal mistake lead to him getting a triple cheaseburger. :shock:


Q: Why is there no song 'Welcome to the Neighbourhood' on the album of the same title?

A Because it was hounded out of the neighbourhood and not made to feel welcome at all.

Q Does Meat have a pair of dice haning from his rearview mirror that when viewed by the dashboard light look bigger than they really are?

Actually it was a reference to Meat in Harrogate in 1984, but you wouldn't have been born then so wouldn't know that :P

A: nope, he has a pair of BOOH CDs hanging there.

Q: Is it true that he played big breat bob in fight club only because that was the only we hed ever get to touch boobs?