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200% is the new 110%
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Was fired from his job as a circumcisor. He also got the sack.
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(Just robbed that joke for my facebook status!)
Was so ugly as a child, his parents had to tie a pork chop round his neck just so that the dog would play with him |
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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Sings like a Penguin
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Rock Star
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threw a tantrum at recess one day because he got the same sandwiches for a whole week. Thing is, he makes his own sandwiches...
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Nice face...but what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back?
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Mega Loafer
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Has man tits bigger than the ones in their avatar...are they hypnotic as well ?
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DrumBum
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Loves nature, despite what it did to her
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200% is the new 110%
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Destined to rise no higher than "Do you want fries with that?"
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Mega Loafer
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The German
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GOT laid with a paper bag over her head!
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200% is the new 110%
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Failed to lay 24K even with paper bags over both of their heads.
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The German
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preferred not to pull a paper bag over the sheep's head
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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The bag, that is |
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The German
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had to beg the sheep for it
not the bag, that is |
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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The German
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had to dangle toys off it to get himself interested
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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The German
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agreed!
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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TPAM dangled those toys for the sheep, bringing us back in time by about 4/5 posts |
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200% is the new 110%
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Is having wool grafted into his skin to make himself more attractive to sheep.
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The German
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doesnt need to do that, he's attractive enough to sheep
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200% is the new 110%
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Knows this from experience as he is in fact a post-op trans-species ex-sheep.
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Is a shandy swilling Southern jessie who gets pissed and dribbles down his chin (although that could be from blowing jelly babies) when sniffing wine gums.
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200% is the new 110%
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Is proof that pregnancy is possible from anal sex.
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Monstro helps me spell things...
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Has a small dick
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