11 Sep 2010, 01:03
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Mega Loafer
 Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,194
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They told me it was their night off from being you.
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11 Sep 2010, 01:04
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location:
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Posts: 1,923
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Has had more hookers than Wayne Rooney and most of them looked like him !
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11 Sep 2010, 01:14
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
 Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is a hooker
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11 Sep 2010, 01:16
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location:
 New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
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Can give tips on being a hooker
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11 Sep 2010, 01:16
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,194
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Needs those tips badly
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11 Sep 2010, 01:20
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is a gigolo who spends his nights getting tips.
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11 Sep 2010, 01:21
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,194
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Is a gigolo who gets no tips.
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11 Sep 2010, 01:24
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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On MLUKFC he's Evil One to his male clients he's "harder harder"
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11 Sep 2010, 01:26
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,194
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Yes, but I wish you wouldn't squeal in that girly high pitched voice.
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11 Sep 2010, 01:33
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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You wouldn't like that alright you would much prefer an old mans groan.
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11 Sep 2010, 01:43
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200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
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Can post a load of bollocks whilst completely sober.
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11 Sep 2010, 01:54
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Has sheeps bollocks.
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11 Sep 2010, 09:17
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200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
Posts: 2,983
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Has a brain that couldn't work all four of a sheep's legs.
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11 Sep 2010, 11:42
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Has a pear shaped brain with mould growing through it.
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11 Sep 2010, 13:28
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Super Loafer
 Join Date: 07.07.2010
Location:
 Germany
Posts: 292
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Donīt know the difference between man and woman
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11 Sep 2010, 14:12
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is a cross between a man and a woman.
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11 Sep 2010, 16:02
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location:
WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
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Is best friends with his hand.
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11 Sep 2010, 16:03
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,194
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Is best friends with his other hand.
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11 Sep 2010, 16:06
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 20.10.2003
Location:
WAY UP NORTH
Posts: 1,923
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Has many times tried to lick his own balls, thats the only action he gets.
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11 Sep 2010, 17:31
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DrumBum
Join Date: 27.09.2006
Posts: 342
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Tried licking her balls
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11 Sep 2010, 18:49
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line.
Posts: 16,104
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 Has got a crap avatar  Hang on a minute 
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11 Sep 2010, 19:08
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,194
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Has copied someone else's crap avatar.
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11 Sep 2010, 23:56
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Is as ugly as the ninja in his avatar..oh wait he is the ninja.
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12 Sep 2010, 00:05
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
Join Date: 22.10.2003
Location:
New Zealand
Posts: 5,532
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Licks the cheese right out of the hole of the penis of his mum.
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12 Sep 2010, 00:30
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Batman
Join Date: 28.11.2005
Location:
Ireland
Posts: 1,690
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Takes pictures of his sisters half naked eating french fries.
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