31 Dec 2009, 19:37
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
 Join Date: 06.08.2002
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 It's new year's eve.SET 'EM UP!  
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30 Jan 2010, 20:18
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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After a very long absence, make mine a scotch and lemonade please...
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30 Jan 2010, 20:32
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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Hi Dottie.It's been waaaaaaaaaaay too long. Scotch and lemo, large, and on the house 
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30 Jan 2010, 20:33
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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thank you my darling............:) make it a double actually...making up for lost time..
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30 Jan 2010, 20:36
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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A double? You don't need to ask for a double. I don't believe in singles  They are a myth. Just like Santa, the tooth fairy, and Chris De Burgh. |
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30 Jan 2010, 20:42
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
Location:
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Posts: 13,181
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hows about a tequila slammer, followed by a Bat out of Hell cocktail, yes honestly lol, go to Tenerife and the Meat Bar, absolutely delicious, mind you slaughters you very quickly...........
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30 Jan 2010, 22:17
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
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Posts: 16,104
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Nothing beats "The Fishbowl". Take a fish bowl. Stick it over your head. Seal the neck. Put a hole in the top. Fill bowl with vodka. You want me to hook you up? 
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31 Jan 2010, 12:58
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loaf howler
 Join Date: 15.08.2007
Location:
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Hey you can hook me up with one of them. That sounds good right about now.
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31 Jan 2010, 18:15
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
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Goldfish bowls all round. I'm out of neck sealant, so i'm afraid you'll all have to make do. 
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07 Jul 2010, 22:06
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.09.2006
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 4,562
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I think its time I had another drink. Thirsty work waiting to see if this tours going happen....
 Set them up Bartender.... 
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07 Jul 2010, 22:20
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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Jesus Tapdancin Christ, a customer  I don't know wether to pour beers or issue a thread dgging infraction  Yes I do Bring on the beers
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08 Jul 2010, 13:26
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Long Distance Loafer
Join Date: 17.07.2007
Location:
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Posts: 4,586
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OH THANK GOD!!! After my day at work I need a drink, Pint of BEER!
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08 Jul 2010, 21:40
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location:
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What ho, bar keep! Would you mind awfully if I was to request that you ~~~~ me sideways with an umbrella, Penelope, what?
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08 Jul 2010, 21:56
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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This I can do Quote:
 All i've got here are those little cocktail thingies 
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08 Jul 2010, 22:18
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 12.04.2002
Location:
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Posts: 2,564
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Gonna need a Patron on ice soon enough!
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09 Jul 2010, 00:56
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 16.09.2006
Location: N. Ireland
Posts: 4,562
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About time you dusted them cobwebs off and cracked open the bar........
martini on the rocks, please |
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09 Jul 2010, 13:01
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Long Distance Loafer
Join Date: 17.07.2007
Location:
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Posts: 4,586
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Alcohol, anything, just GIMME A DRINK OK!!!!
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09 Jul 2010, 13:12
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Monstro helps me spell things...
Join Date: 05.01.2007
Location:
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Posts: 9,105
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I'd like an apple cinnamon Ale deluxe please
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09 Jul 2010, 13:13
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Long Distance Loafer
Join Date: 17.07.2007
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10 Jul 2010, 23:31
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
Location:
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Anyone can have whatever they want, except Wario. He's bad enough SOBER never mind pissed
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10 Jul 2010, 23:37
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 15.01.2007
Posts: 5,192
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Maybe he'll make sense when pissed?
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10 Jul 2010, 23:50
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 24.06.2005
Location:
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Posts: 17,889
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i thought he usually was pissed... explains the spelling, grammar and thought process.
thats a good differential diagnosis 
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12 Jul 2010, 21:55
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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I never thought of this  Quote:
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12 Jul 2010, 22:14
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200% is the new 110%
Join Date: 13.03.2005
Location: Newbury
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12 Jul 2010, 22:43
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location:
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 Wait, why can't I delete this?   Quote:
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