If you were to be peed on by an animal, which animal would you prefer?

Wario · 30 Jun 2010, 11:29

Me? an Orangutan. Would be an interesting experience.

GDW · 30 Jun 2010, 11:34

All of the above.A real downpour.

Cristina · 30 Jun 2010, 11:52

Do they pay you for these polls?

Evil One · 30 Jun 2010, 11:53

What the ~~~~ing hell is this?

**RadioMaster** · 30 Jun 2010, 11:53

believe me, we would pay him to STOP, but there's just no way to shut him up.

Sarge · 30 Jun 2010, 12:02

Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Wario's mind...

Wario · 30 Jun 2010, 12:06

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Originally Posted by Sarge

Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Wario's mind...

Someone said that exact same thing in my ever famous animal for president poll last year.

*AndyK* · 30 Jun 2010, 12:17

I look on it as a charitable deed by mlukfc ... If he's causing chaos with his polls on here, at least he's not causing chaos (and potentially real harm to real people) out in the real world ...

Cristina · 30 Jun 2010, 12:24

daveake · 30 Jun 2010, 12:27

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Originally Posted by RadioMaster

there's just no way to shut him up.

Indeed. Wario is to mlukfc what the oil well in the Gulf of Mexico is to BP. You could try burying him under a ton of rubbish but he'll still keep on spewing ...

AndrewG · 30 Jun 2010, 12:35

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Originally Posted by Sarge

Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Wario's mind...

Sarge · 30 Jun 2010, 12:44

That explains it all.

Evil One · 30 Jun 2010, 12:50

At least all the animals have the correct spelling this time so it's a step in the right direction. Not too sure about sandwhich though!

melon · 30 Jun 2010, 16:57

I would be aiming NOT to get peed on

**RadioMaster** · 30 Jun 2010, 17:00

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Originally Posted by melon

I would be aiming NOT to get peed on

no offence, but in that case you'd better leave the aiming to the animal!

Wario · 30 Jun 2010, 19:44

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Originally Posted by AndrewG

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Jun 2010, 21:13

Nobody voted for Mouse so i'll put that ice cold 6 pack back in the fridge.

Good job all round methinks

**RadioMaster** · 30 Jun 2010, 22:14

why did nearly half the people vote for 'something furry'?

carole · 30 Jun 2010, 22:22

Well this is a rather revolting topic. It wasn't by choice, but I was pissed on by a tiger at Mogo Zoo once, and it wasn't very pleasant!!!!!!! And my friends husband thought it was the funniest thing ever and hasn't let me forget it!!!!

Carole

Sue K · 30 Jun 2010, 22:48

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Originally Posted by carole

Well this is a rather revolting topic. It wasn't by choice, but I was pissed on by a tiger at Mogo Zoo once, and it wasn't very pleasant!!!!!!! And my friends husband thought it was the funniest thing ever and hasn't let me forget it!!!!

Carole

better to have the tiger pissing ON ya than pissed AT ya !! ... lol ... i never knew ! ... ta for the share, luvvie ! ... xo...

i've seen mouse pee... eww... TAKE OFFENSE IF YOU MUST MOUSIE ... but it seems to me they must just run along... peein' and pooin' at the same time... CONstantly ... and it stinks ... ummm... i've been POOed on by birds a couple times... and i'm not even a statue !!! ... and i had no better luck after... and i saw on Friends.. that HUMAN pee takes the pain out a jellyfish sting ...

pee/ poo ... i really prefer fart jokes... got any ? ... hehe ...

Sue K · 30 Jun 2010, 22:51

OH and i voted sandwich ... that would be like... having some nice sweet pickles on it... piddling out onto your hand... yummeee ...

...

Cristina · 30 Jun 2010, 23:11

this topic has taken a twist to some kind of zoological culture about animals' piss.... embarassingly interesting

Sarge · 30 Jun 2010, 23:21

Education à la WarioLoaf.

daveake · 01 Jul 2010, 00:11

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Originally Posted by AndrewG

Very good

I see you've been kind and left off the scale

duke knooby · 01 Jul 2010, 00:17

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo

the inspiration for garden water features?

View Poll Results: Well????
a Gorilla	0	0%
an Orangutan	1	5.00%
a Whale	2	10.00%
a Bird of some sort	0	0%
a monkey	0	0%
a hippo	0	0%
a dog	1	5.00%
a cat	4	20.00%
my backpack	2	10.00%
a sandwhich	2	10.00%
Giant Mutant Fungi	0	0%
Some sort of lizard	2	10.00%
a Grizzly Bear	0	0%
A Mouse	1	5.00%
Something furry	5	25.00%
Voters: 20. You may not vote on this poll

30 Jun 2010, 11:29	#1
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	If you were to be peed on by an animal, which animal would you prefer? Me? an Orangutan. Would be an interesting experience. Last edited by Wario; 30 Jun 2010 at 11:35.

30 Jun 2010, 22:51	#21
Sue K Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.04.2003 Posts: 13,041	SANDWICH !!! OH and i voted sandwich ... that would be like... having some nice sweet pickles on it... piddling out onto your hand... yummeee ... ...

30 Jun 2010, 11:34	#2
GDW Super Loafer Join Date: 26.03.2010 Location: Perth Posts: 984	All of the above.A real downpour.

30 Jun 2010, 11:52	#3
Cristina Senior Loafer Join Date: 09.05.2008 Location: La Spezia Posts: 153	Do they pay you for these polls?

30 Jun 2010, 11:53	#4
Evil One Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.01.2007 Posts: 5,192	What the ~~~~ing hell is this?

30 Jun 2010, 11:53	#5
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	believe me, we would pay him to STOP, but there's just no way to shut him up.

30 Jun 2010, 12:02	#6
Sarge Mega Loafer Join Date: 08.05.2008 Posts: 3,562	Sometimes I wonder what's going on in Wario's mind...

30 Jun 2010, 12:17	#8
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I look on it as a charitable deed by mlukfc ... If he's causing chaos with his polls on here, at least he's not causing chaos (and potentially real harm to real people) out in the real world ...

30 Jun 2010, 12:24	#9
Cristina Senior Loafer Join Date: 09.05.2008 Location: La Spezia Posts: 153

30 Jun 2010, 12:44	#12
Sarge Mega Loafer Join Date: 08.05.2008 Posts: 3,562	That explains it all.

30 Jun 2010, 12:50	#13
Evil One Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.01.2007 Posts: 5,192	At least all the animals have the correct spelling this time so it's a step in the right direction. Not too sure about sandwhich though!

30 Jun 2010, 16:57	#14
melon Long Distance Loafer Join Date: 17.07.2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 4,586	I would be aiming NOT to get peed on

30 Jun 2010, 21:13	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Nobody voted for Mouse so i'll put that ice cold 6 pack back in the fridge. Good job all round methinks

30 Jun 2010, 22:14	#18
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	why did nearly half the people vote for 'something furry'?

30 Jun 2010, 22:22	#19
carole Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.10.2007 Location: Gold Coast Posts: 2,286	Well this is a rather revolting topic. It wasn't by choice, but I was pissed on by a tiger at Mogo Zoo once, and it wasn't very pleasant!!!!!!! And my friends husband thought it was the funniest thing ever and hasn't let me forget it!!!! Carole

30 Jun 2010, 23:11	#22
Cristina Senior Loafer Join Date: 09.05.2008 Location: La Spezia Posts: 153	this topic has taken a twist to some kind of zoological culture about animals' piss.... embarassingly interesting

30 Jun 2010, 23:21	#23
Sarge Mega Loafer Join Date: 08.05.2008 Posts: 3,562	Education à la WarioLoaf.

01 Jul 2010, 00:17	#25
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,889	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo the inspiration for garden water features?