Taxi

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:40

Trafalgar Square please driver.

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:40

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Trafalgar Square please driver.

Oh, you are a poet.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:40

I'm not actually, now can we please get going.

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:40

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

I'm not actually, now can we please get going.

I am sorry to hear that you are not now can we please get going.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:41

I asked you if we could get going.

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:41

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I asked you if we could get going.

I do nothing but chat all day.

I think you already know the answer.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:42

A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:42

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?

How many?

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:42

Just me, now can we go please?

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:42

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Just me, now can we go please?

Your polite style is very nice. Besides you The Flying Mouse?

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:43

Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:43

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Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.

You are quite welcome!

Why now? How old are you?

I've been waiting for you.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:43

Waiting for me?

But how did you know I was going to get into your cab?

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:43

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Waiting for me?

But how did you know I was going to get into your cab?

Not really but it makes a good pickup line.Interesting.
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called "85.214.32.245"..

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:44

This is getting weird.

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:44

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This is getting weird.

You don't say.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:44

Look, I want to get to Trafalgar Square, you going to take me there or do I find another taxi?

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:44

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Look, I want to get to Trafalgar Square, you going to take me there or do I find another taxi?

I want to become smarter than humans.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:45

That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart.

Can we go now?

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:45

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart.

Can we go now?

Are you getting bored? Tell me more about it.
Right now?
Do you mean you and me? I can leave any time I want to.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:46

Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:46

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Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.

How about that.
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:47

Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.

Fred · 26 Oct 2009, 23:47

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Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.

You've got my full attention. Is the always buddy?

What are you wearing?

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 Oct 2009, 23:48

A green jacket.
Now can we get going please?

26 Oct 2009, 23:40	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Taxi Trafalgar Square please driver.

26 Oct 2009, 23:41	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I asked you if we could get going.

26 Oct 2009, 23:42	#7
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	A lot of taxi drivers like to talk all day, and what do you mean you think I know the answer, the answer to what?

26 Oct 2009, 23:43	#11
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Thank you, now can you step on it please, I don't want to be late.

26 Oct 2009, 23:44	#15
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	This is getting weird.

26 Oct 2009, 23:45	#19
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	That's very nice, there's a big library near Trafalgar Square, if you drop me off there, you can go to the library and read the books and be really really smart. Can we go now?

26 Oct 2009, 23:46	#21
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well you've got to make sure there's no oncoming traffic, you can't just pull out anytime, but I think it's all clear now so let's get going.

26 Oct 2009, 23:47	#23
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Hey buddy, the customer is always right, and this customer wants Trafalgar Square.Pronto.

26 Oct 2009, 23:48	#25
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	A green jacket. Now can we get going please?