Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 328

mszee · 19 Apr 2007, 15:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I claim my prize of a lifetimes supply of free drinks!

Than it appears that your life will be somewhat short...and I know just a person to help me out with this!!!

**Monstro** · 19 Apr 2007, 18:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I claim my prize of a lifetimes supply of free drinks!

Posts the Andy K is barred sign above the bar!!!!!!

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 18:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

Posts the Andy K is barred sign above the bar!!!!!!

<<<<<<< Points out that AndyK was drinking here loing before you were a twinkole in the forum's eye, and also instigated the first lock-in ...

**Monstro** · 19 Apr 2007, 18:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

<<<<<<< Points out that AndyK was drinking here loing before you were a twinkole in the forum's eye, and also instigated the first lock-in ...

Orders from the landlord I'm afraid........

Anybody claiming lifetime supply of free drinks is automatically barred for said lifetime or shot............

I can't find the ammo for the shotgun

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 18:36

That's because I hid the ammo ... Mouse may be licensee and landlord in terms of names above the door, but all forum staff have shares in the profits of this place ... how else do you think we can afford the upcoming tour costs?

mszee · 19 Apr 2007, 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

Orders from the landlord I'm afraid........

Anybody claiming lifetime supply of free drinks is automatically barred for said lifetime or shot............

I can't find the ammo for the shotgun

Where did you find the landlord???

**Monstro** · 19 Apr 2007, 18:41

No problem, just as soon as I get it in writing (triplicate) from the virtual landlord who pays said barman's virtual wages.

Don't wanna get virtually sacked..........

I'm starting to take this way too seriously..................

Memo to self - never get pissed and go online............I still don't remember how I got this bloody job

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 18:42

You assume that the landlord can write?

**Monstro** · 19 Apr 2007, 18:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

You assume that the landlord can write?

By the time I see him in here I'm lucky if he can walk!!!!!!!!!!!

LucyK! · 19 Apr 2007, 18:47

I'm working at the bar tonight, you should all come over for a pint!

(I appreciate it's a rival bar but I could use the company in there lol)

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 18:49

On my way!! The staff are far better looking a the rival bar

mszee · 19 Apr 2007, 18:51

I would love to come to your pub, Lucy...

I can never get served here...don't even know why...

LucyK! · 19 Apr 2007, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

On my way!! The staff are far better looking a the rival bar

I hope you weren't talking about Charlie and Declan?!

Come on up Zina, I serve anyone in that place

Very nice it is too!!

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

I hope you weren't talking about Charlie and Declan?!

What do you think?

Quote:

Come on up Zina, I serve anyone in that place

I'll vouch for that

mszee · 19 Apr 2007, 18:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

I hope you weren't talking about Charlie and Declan?!

Come on up Zina, I serve anyone in that place

Very nice it is too!!

You know what...I'd rather buy you a drink...I'll see you soon enough...

Could you, people, move closer to me or something???

Betty · 19 Apr 2007, 19:02

Could anyone please pour me a large glass of Sambuca?
Much appreciated, thanks!

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 20:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

Could anyone please pour me a large glass of Sambuca?
Much appreciated, thanks!

With or without flames?

Betty · 19 Apr 2007, 20:50

Without!!
That´d be a waste of alcohol

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 20:53

Saves trimming your nasal hair though

mszee · 19 Apr 2007, 20:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Saves trimming your nasal hair though

Such language from a gentleman!!!

Betty · 19 Apr 2007, 20:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Saves trimming your nasal hair though

Eww!!
Now where´s my Sambuca????

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 20:56

nasal Zina, nasal ... clean your ears out

mszee · 19 Apr 2007, 21:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

nasal Zina, nasal ... clean your ears out

Ears or eyes???

My dear...implying that a lady has nasal hair...is an insult in itself...

Now go and get your mind out of the gutter!!!

*AndyK* · 19 Apr 2007, 21:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Now go and get your mind out of the gutter!!!

I was merely lowering mysef to everyone else's level

mszee · 19 Apr 2007, 21:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

I was merely lowering mysef to everyone else's level

That which was born to fly...can't crawl...

19 Apr 2007, 18:36	#8180
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	That's because I hid the ammo ... Mouse may be licensee and landlord in terms of names above the door, but all forum staff have shares in the profits of this place ... how else do you think we can afford the upcoming tour costs?

19 Apr 2007, 18:41	#8182
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	No problem, just as soon as I get it in writing (triplicate) from the virtual landlord who pays said barman's virtual wages. Don't wanna get virtually sacked.......... I'm starting to take this way too seriously.................. Memo to self - never get pissed and go online............I still don't remember how I got this bloody job

19 Apr 2007, 18:42	#8183
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	You assume that the landlord can write?

19 Apr 2007, 18:47	#8185
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	I'm working at the bar tonight, you should all come over for a pint! (I appreciate it's a rival bar but I could use the company in there lol)

19 Apr 2007, 18:49	#8186
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	On my way!! The staff are far better looking a the rival bar

19 Apr 2007, 18:51	#8187
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I would love to come to your pub, Lucy... I can never get served here...don't even know why...

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Betty ˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙ Join Date: 12.11.2006 Location: Niedersachsen Posts: 6,387	Could anyone please pour me a large glass of Sambuca? Much appreciated, thanks!

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Betty ˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙ Join Date: 12.11.2006 Location: Niedersachsen Posts: 6,387	Without!! That´d be a waste of alcohol

19 Apr 2007, 20:53	#8194
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Saves trimming your nasal hair though

19 Apr 2007, 20:56	#8197
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	nasal Zina, nasal ... clean your ears out