While attempting to ...

R. · 13 Feb 2006, 21:04

unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal.
Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.

Click And It Shall Be Told!

Chris · 13 Feb 2006, 21:05

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

Heli · 13 Feb 2006, 21:48

After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.

Cool

**Diane** · 13 Feb 2006, 21:52

A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.

That's just taken all the fun out of a bit of retail therapy. Rob will be a very happy man!

needmoremeat · 13 Feb 2006, 22:13

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

Not going to happen!!!!!!

I don't smoke, never will and I wouldn't let anyone else smoke in my car (when I get my own car, anyway). I find that offensive!

Keab42 · 14 Feb 2006, 00:01

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

shadow1000001 · 14 Feb 2006, 06:59

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

I'm staying away from rodents

Caelan · 14 Feb 2006, 10:28

An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss

Welsh Rocker · 14 Feb 2006, 13:43

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

Gez · 14 Feb 2006, 17:23

APPENDIX

Hypnobabe · 14 Feb 2006, 19:28

While in a public restroom, you slip on a wet floor and crack your skull open on the edge of a toilet. Your lifeless body isn't noticed for several days.

georgy7856 · 14 Feb 2006, 23:36

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the australian outback

amethyst · 14 Feb 2006, 23:54

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.

Ooooooer

Ageing Bat · 15 Feb 2006, 10:06

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

Guess who's going to make sure she never sits next to anyone at a cafe with a back pack?!!

Lauren · 15 Feb 2006, 21:18

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

Rockette · 16 Feb 2006, 04:22

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

firstbase · 17 Feb 2006, 23:02

Play "A kiss is a terrible thing to waste.." you hit an F# instead of an F natural.. Sounds bloody awful..

Heh heh heh

Mark
http://www.fromparadisetohell.com

hayley · 18 Feb 2006, 00:03

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

djfierce · 18 Feb 2006, 17:58

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

Is anyone going to die peacefully in their sleep?

Paul191 · 18 Feb 2006, 21:31

oh no... A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Yikes!

Rockette · 19 Feb 2006, 02:00

Dear Lord, while being depressed with life in general, you attempt to commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building and Superman saves you.

firstbase · 19 Feb 2006, 23:47

You go to a Jam session and see a bloke with A.R.S.E on the front of his tee shirt. You realise that the wearer has no sense of irony.

Rockette · 20 Feb 2006, 14:57

While attempting to hang the washing on the line, a gust of wind splats your mother's cottontail undies into your face. Unable to disentangle yourself, you are forced to call for a neighbour's help.

Now, that's really scary!

13 Feb 2006, 21:04	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	While attempting to ... unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death. Click And It Shall Be Told!

13 Feb 2006, 21:05	#2
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

13 Feb 2006, 21:48	#3
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly. Cool

13 Feb 2006, 21:52	#4
Diane Super Moderator Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Guernsey, Channel Islands Posts: 3,462	A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger. That's just taken all the fun out of a bit of retail therapy. Rob will be a very happy man!

13 Feb 2006, 22:13	#5
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly. Not going to happen!!!!!! I don't smoke, never will and I wouldn't let anyone else smoke in my car (when I get my own car, anyway). I find that offensive!

14 Feb 2006, 00:01	#6
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

14 Feb 2006, 06:59	#7
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later. I'm staying away from rodents

14 Feb 2006, 10:28	#8
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retreiving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss

14 Feb 2006, 13:43	#9
Welsh Rocker I was Born to Rock Join Date: 29.09.2004 Location: With the sheep in Wales! Posts: 636	While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.

14 Feb 2006, 17:23	#10
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	APPENDIX

14 Feb 2006, 19:28	#11
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	While in a public restroom, you slip on a wet floor and crack your skull open on the edge of a toilet. Your lifeless body isn't noticed for several days.

14 Feb 2006, 23:36	#12
georgy7856 Super Loafer Join Date: 26.05.2003 Location: in scotland hiding in my attic Posts: 238	You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the australian outback

14 Feb 2006, 23:54	#13
amethyst I know that i'll be bad for good. Join Date: 15.11.2003 Location: South UK Posts: 893	As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse. Ooooooer

15 Feb 2006, 10:06	#14
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you. Guess who's going to make sure she never sits next to anyone at a cafe with a back pack?!!

15 Feb 2006, 21:18	#15
Lauren Super Loafer Join Date: 19.11.2003 Location: Rotherham, UK Posts: 224	You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

16 Feb 2006, 04:22	#16
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

17 Feb 2006, 23:02	#17
firstbase Junior Loafer Join Date: 17.11.2004 Location: St. Albans Posts: 26	Play "A kiss is a terrible thing to waste.." you hit an F# instead of an F natural.. Sounds bloody awful.. Heh heh heh Mark http://www.fromparadisetohell.com

18 Feb 2006, 00:03	#18
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change.

18 Feb 2006, 17:58	#19
djfierce Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2005 Location: Posts: 3,596	A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard. Is anyone going to die peacefully in their sleep?

18 Feb 2006, 21:31	#20
Paul191 Mega Loafer Join Date: 26.11.2005 Location: Posts: 1,530	oh no... A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. Yikes!

19 Feb 2006, 02:00	#21
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Dear Lord, while being depressed with life in general, you attempt to commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building and Superman saves you.

19 Feb 2006, 23:47	#22
firstbase Junior Loafer Join Date: 17.11.2004 Location: St. Albans Posts: 26	You go to a Jam session and see a bloke with A.R.S.E on the front of his tee shirt. You realise that the wearer has no sense of irony.

20 Feb 2006, 14:57	#23
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	While attempting to hang the washing on the line, a gust of wind splats your mother's cottontail undies into your face. Unable to disentangle yourself, you are forced to call for a neighbour's help. Now, that's really scary!