While attempting to ...
 

unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your wife inadventently turns on the disposal.
Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death. :shock: :angst:

Click And It Shall Be Told!

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around). :(

After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.


Cool :cool:

A deranged homeless man climbs over the dividing wall of a department store dressing room and strangles you to death with a clothes hanger.

:bleh: That's just taken all the fun out of a bit of retail therapy. Rob will be a very happy man!

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you're driving. While you're attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

Not going to happen!!!!!!:D I don't smoke, never will and I wouldn't let anyone else smoke in my car (when I get my own car, anyway). I find that offensive!:shock:

A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.


I'm staying away from rodents :shock: :twisted:

While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.
:lol:

APPENDIX :shock:

While in a public restroom, you slip on a wet floor and crack your skull open on the edge of a toilet. Your lifeless body isn't noticed for several days.

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the australian outback

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

Guess who's going to make sure she never sits next to anyone at a cafe with a back pack?!!

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

Play "A kiss is a terrible thing to waste.." you hit an F# instead of an F natural.. Sounds bloody awful..

Heh heh heh

Mark
http://www.fromparadisetohell.com

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change. :yikes:

A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

Is anyone going to die peacefully in their sleep? :?

oh no... A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

Yikes!

Dear Lord, while being depressed with life in general, you attempt to commit suicide by jumping off of a tall building and Superman saves you.

You go to a Jam session and see a bloke with A.R.S.E on the front of his tee shirt. You realise that the wearer has no sense of irony.

While attempting to hang the washing on the line, a gust of wind splats your mother's cottontail undies into your face. Unable to disentangle yourself, you are forced to call for a neighbour's help.

Now, that's really scary!