23 Mar 2008, 16:13
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You dig.
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You Know You're In Trouble ...
when you hear the words "We gotta talk".
When are you in trouble? |
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23 Mar 2008, 16:17
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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 That look.No smilie could ever express "that look" You just know you've gone too far, and you gonna pay 
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23 Mar 2008, 17:21
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Super Loafer
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When you are told 'the boss wants to speak to you'.
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23 Mar 2008, 18:07
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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When you are addressed formally by your first name. Not shorteded (i.e. Ne) Not legthened (Neily) Just that one word, said in that tone (Neil :  )
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23 Mar 2008, 18:42
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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Im never in trouble
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23 Mar 2008, 19:26
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
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when they stop laughing
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23 Mar 2008, 19:29
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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When you laugh, and nobody else does.
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23 Mar 2008, 20:23
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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when everybody looks shocked and you cant stop laughing your ass off |
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23 Mar 2008, 20:39
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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When your doctor says................. "I have good news and bad news. Let's start with the good news, i'm willing to make you an offer on your watch............" |
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23 Mar 2008, 20:53
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You dig.
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... when your doctor starts talking about the weather. 
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23 Mar 2008, 20:56
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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When you go skydiving, pull the ripcord, and out falls a camping stove, a couple of tins of beans, some wooden pegs, and a copy of "Camping Monthly" 
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23 Mar 2008, 21:07
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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when you are walking into a Steinfan-meet up with a Bat3 t-shirt
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23 Mar 2008, 21:08
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Mega Loafer
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Conversation wanders towards the credit card balance...
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23 Mar 2008, 21:10
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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When you are a lion tamer, you walk in the cage, and the lions are ALSO holding whips 
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23 Mar 2008, 21:14
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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when you are Desmond Child
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23 Mar 2008, 21:17
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Change it to Michael Crawford and we have a deal  When you go for a phycic reading about your future, and they don't give you anything
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24 Mar 2008, 01:32
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Mega Loafer
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(welcome to my world)
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24 Mar 2008, 01:35
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Mega Loafer
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when your new gf says.. youre gonna be a daddy
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24 Mar 2008, 01:47
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˙·٠•● ♫ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♪ ●•٠·˙
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when you realise that you´re pregnant
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24 Mar 2008, 03:51
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Rock Star
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 you know you're in trouble when you ask 'when is the baby due' to a woman who's just fat... |
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24 Mar 2008, 09:22
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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Where the hell have you been ? what time do you call this ? eh
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24 Mar 2008, 09:24
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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Guessing someones age,you say they are 60,they reply with a scowl "actually im 50" oops
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24 Mar 2008, 11:01
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The German
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24 Mar 2008, 15:15
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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When you siphon the wrong damn tank
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24 Mar 2008, 17:33
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Nutty Tart From Hell
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PMSL
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