You Know You're In Trouble ...
 

when you hear the words "We gotta talk".

When are you in trouble?

:twisted: That look.


No smilie could ever express "that look"



You just know you've gone too far, and you gonna pay :shock:

When you are told 'the boss wants to speak to you'.

:twisted: When you are addressed formally by your first name.

Not shorteded (i.e. Ne)

Not legthened (Neily)

Just that one word, said in that tone (Neil ::? )

Im never in trouble

when they stop laughing

:twisted: When you laugh, and nobody else does.

was just about to post that lol

when everybody looks shocked and you cant stop laughing your ass off

:twisted: When your doctor says.................


"I have good news and bad news.
Let's start with the good news, i'm willing to make you an offer on your watch............"

Little variation of Neil's post ....

... when your doctor starts talking about the weather. :angst:

:twisted: When you go skydiving, pull the ripcord, and out falls a camping stove, a couple of tins of beans, some wooden pegs, and a copy of "Camping Monthly" :faint:

when you are walking into a Steinfan-meet up with a Bat3 t-shirt

:yikes:

Conversation wanders towards the credit card balance...

:twisted: When you are a lion tamer, you walk in the cage, and the lions are ALSO holding whips :panic:

when you are Desmond Child :kickass:

:twisted: Change it to Michael Crawford and we have a deal :up:




When you go for a phycic reading about your future, and they don't give you anything :shock:

(welcome to my world)

when your new gf says.. youre gonna be a daddy

when you realise that you´re pregnant

lol :lmao:

you know you're in trouble when you ask 'when is the baby due' to a woman who's just fat...

Where the hell have you been ? what time do you call this ? eh

Guessing someones age,you say they are 60,they reply with a scowl "actually im 50" oops

when you realise youre pregnant and youre a guy

:twisted: When you siphon the wrong damn tank

PMSL