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Would pay good money to shag Neil, what with him being a whore...
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#152 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
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Would pay good money to watch.
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#153 |
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Wario's mom enquired about getting an abortion. The doc said "it's too late, he's started school already!"
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#154 |
200% is the new 110%
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Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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#155 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
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Is a natzi ass muffin
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#156 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Is so fat and ugly I'm surprised he's not a Scouser.
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#157 |
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Taught his arse to speak so that people wouldn't have to look at his face
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#158 |
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the nerd store called...they said they want your face back
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#159 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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Looks like they've had their lips glued to the exhaust of a tractor whilst being dragged through a field of broken glass, then dropped into a bath of acid while a herd of elephants with diarrhea shits on them.
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You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
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#161 |
I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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That's a compliment not an insult
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#163 |
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Grew a moustache so he could look more like his mum.
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#164 |
Mega Loafer
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#165 |
"Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway"
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
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#166 |
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Don't look now, but there's one too many in this thread and I think it's you.
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#167 |
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ooh look, Dave made a funny. Bless him, he'll be learning how to tie his shoelaces next!
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#168 |
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He can tie yours for you then! You could give upon the velcro fastenings at last!!
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#169 |
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#170 |
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Doesn't own a motorhome.
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#171 |
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you've posted in the wrong thread again lol. Don't worry though, the best thing about Alzeimer's is you get to meet new people every day...
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#172 |
Promoted to Wario's spellchecker
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dreams of being an Elton John tribute
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#173 |
Monstro helps me spell things...
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Has a crotch in the shape of an O not a V
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#174 |
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Thinks about members' members.
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#175 |
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Jacks off to Animal porn
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