DUMB LYRICS...SILLY SONGS

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 14:53

Since we're now on the verge of big events happening...expectations are growing...impatience is showing...and we're all collectively holding our breath...

So...in order for us not to go blue while holding our breath...

Thought we need some fun to destruct us a bit and maybe make us laugh.

So I am proposing this...list here the dumbest lyrics you can think of and/or the silliest songs you've ever heard.

I shall start...

Black Lace by Agadoo:

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

L96 · 24 Jul 2006, 15:13

Does Bananaphone count?

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 15:17

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Does Bananaphone count?

Yeah but you gotta quote...

L96 · 24 Jul 2006, 15:26

Ring ring, bananaphone?

Chris · 24 Jul 2006, 17:50

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don;t think that i can take it
It took me so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again....

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 17:56

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Originally Posted by Chris

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don;t think that i can take it
It took me so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again....

Oh my dear lord...is that MacArthur Park? How could I have forgotten THAT masterpiece???

JanT · 24 Jul 2006, 18:34

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 18:37

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Originally Posted by JanT

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes

Jan, I don't know this masterpiece...what is it and who is it?

JanT · 24 Jul 2006, 18:42

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Originally Posted by mszee

Jan, I don't know this masterpiece...what is it and who is it?

Is called The Chicken Song and is by Spitting Image... spent 3 whole weeks at number one in 1986.

Here is a link to it's details. http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/no1/n0590.html

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 18:46

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Originally Posted by JanT

Is called The Chicken Song and is by Spitting Image... spent 3 whole weeks at number one in 1986.

Here is a link to it's details. http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/no1/n0590.html

Wow...do you think people listened to this with their fingers firmly stuck in their ears???

JanT · 24 Jul 2006, 18:48

I actually bought it, and liked it, AND sang along to it.

hayley · 24 Jul 2006, 18:50

I love tenacious D they are cool and the best for funny lyrics go and check out "explosivo" lol
"Climb apon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weed,
Climb apon my big-assed steed
and ride ride ride"

Now i dont want to offend anyone so the next one is hidden lol

That song makes me laugh so much!!!
sorry if i offended anyone it was not meant!!

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 18:54

Sorry...

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking

Chris · 24 Jul 2006, 19:35

I done a bit of smuggling
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money
to buy Miami
but I p*ssed it away so fast.

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 19:38

The heat was hot.

America, "Horse With No Name"

P.S. Off-Topic - love your new signature...LOVED the lyrics to that song...

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 19:43

You like this and you know it
Caution, it's so explosive
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion
Baby, come and get it
Let me give you what you need

Mariah Carey...eck

JanT · 24 Jul 2006, 22:42

Big Jim was a worm
Was a great big worm
Was a great big beautiful ruddy red worm
Large n fat n just like a picture
Crossed with an eel and a boa constrictor
Fed him on whiskey which made him frisky
On pies an a pint or two

Big Jim - Fivepenny Piece

mszee · 24 Jul 2006, 22:43

**The Flying Mouse** · 25 Jul 2006, 00:16

Except from a teeage opera - Grocer Jack.

Jack get up and get some fresh air, for Jesus Christ, get on your feet,
Without you, Jack, the town can't eat.
Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed,
come into town, don't let me down, oh no, no.
Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed,
go into town, don't let them down, oh no, no.

mszee · 25 Jul 2006, 00:19

Hahahahahahaha

mszee · 25 Jul 2006, 00:27

I guess that was the final straw,
I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra,
I shot em, dead (laugh) I shot em all,
And they found me in the bathroom stall,
And now i'm doin ten to life,
And I'll tell you one thing bubba,
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here, a hell of a wife

Jeanie · 25 Jul 2006, 01:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

I guess that was the final straw,
I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra,
I shot em, dead (laugh) I shot em all,
And they found me in the bathroom stall,
And now i'm doin ten to life,
And I'll tell you one thing bubba,
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here, a hell of a wife

I Love... that song Mzee. LOL

And if anyone is wondering.. it's the final verse from Alice Cooper's latest album "Dirty Diamonds" and the song is called "Jesse Jane". AC has such a wicked sense of humour on this album, I highly reccomend it, if you don't already have it.

J.

mszee · 25 Jul 2006, 02:16

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

I Love... that song Mzee. LOL

And if anyone is wondering.. it's the final verse from Alice Cooper's latest album "Dirty Diamonds" and the song is called "Jesse Jane". AC has such a wicked sense of humour on this album, I highly reccomend it, if you don't already have it.

J.

I know who it was...but still think it's funny taken out of context

Jeanie · 25 Jul 2006, 03:00

In context or out.. it's a riot.

J.

mszee · 25 Jul 2006, 04:20

There's just something about you
that gets me in a twist
and somtimes I think that cupid
is just taking the p*ss

Another gem...

24 Jul 2006, 14:53	#1
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	DUMB LYRICS...SILLY SONGS Since we're now on the verge of big events happening...expectations are growing...impatience is showing...and we're all collectively holding our breath... So...in order for us not to go blue while holding our breath... Thought we need some fun to destruct us a bit and maybe make us laugh. So I am proposing this...list here the dumbest lyrics you can think of and/or the silliest songs you've ever heard. I shall start... Black Lace by Agadoo: Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree, Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee, To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees, Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

24 Jul 2006, 18:50	#12
hayley Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.08.2005 Location: UK Posts: 1,088	I love tenacious D they are cool and the best for funny lyrics go and check out "explosivo" lol "Climb apon my faithful steed, Then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weed, Climb apon my big-assed steed and ride ride ride" Now i dont want to offend anyone so the next one is hidden lol Blink 182 "i wana f!?k a dog" That song makes me laugh so much!!! sorry if i offended anyone it was not meant!!

24 Jul 2006, 15:13	#2
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Does Bananaphone count?

24 Jul 2006, 15:26	#4
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Ring ring, bananaphone?

24 Jul 2006, 17:50	#5
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Someone left the cake out in the rain I don;t think that i can take it It took me so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again....

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JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes

24 Jul 2006, 18:48	#11
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	I actually bought it, and liked it, AND sang along to it.

24 Jul 2006, 18:54	#13
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Sorry... You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking

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Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	I done a bit of smuggling I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami but I p*ssed it away so fast.

24 Jul 2006, 19:38	#15
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	The heat was hot. America, "Horse With No Name" P.S. Off-Topic - love your new signature...LOVED the lyrics to that song...

24 Jul 2006, 19:43	#16
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	You like this and you know it Caution, it's so explosive Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion Baby, come and get it Let me give you what you need Mariah Carey...eck

24 Jul 2006, 22:42	#17
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	Big Jim was a worm Was a great big worm Was a great big beautiful ruddy red worm Large n fat n just like a picture Crossed with an eel and a boa constrictor Fed him on whiskey which made him frisky On pies an a pint or two Big Jim - Fivepenny Piece

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mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252

25 Jul 2006, 00:16	#19
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Except from a teeage opera - Grocer Jack. Jack get up and get some fresh air, for Jesus Christ, get on your feet, Without you, Jack, the town can't eat. Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed, come into town, don't let me down, oh no, no. Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed, go into town, don't let them down, oh no, no.

25 Jul 2006, 00:19	#20
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Hahahahahahaha

25 Jul 2006, 00:27	#21
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I guess that was the final straw, I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra, I shot em, dead (laugh) I shot em all, And they found me in the bathroom stall, And now i'm doin ten to life, And I'll tell you one thing bubba, Someday I'm gonna make someone in here, a hell of a wife

25 Jul 2006, 03:00	#24
Jeanie Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 996	In context or out.. it's a riot. J.

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mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	There's just something about you that gets me in a twist and somtimes I think that cupid is just taking the p*ss Another gem...