DUMB LYRICS...SILLY SONGS
 

Since we're now on the verge of big events happening...expectations are growing...impatience is showing...and we're all collectively holding our breath...

So...in order for us not to go blue while holding our breath...

Thought we need some fun to destruct us a bit and maybe make us laugh.

So I am proposing this...list here the dumbest lyrics you can think of and/or the silliest songs you've ever heard.

I shall start...

Black Lace by Agadoo:

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Does Bananaphone count? :evil:

Yeah but you gotta quote...

Ring ring, bananaphone?

:lol:

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don;t think that i can take it
It took me so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again....

Oh my dear lord...is that MacArthur Park? How could I have forgotten THAT masterpiece???

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes

:shock:

Jan, I don't know this masterpiece...what is it and who is it?

Is called The Chicken Song and is by Spitting Image... spent 3 whole weeks at number one in 1986.

Here is a link to it's details. http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/no1/n0590.html

Wow...do you think people listened to this with their fingers firmly stuck in their ears???

I actually bought it, and liked it, AND sang along to it. :oops:

I love tenacious D they are cool and the best for funny lyrics go and check out "explosivo" lol
"Climb apon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride gonna smoke some weed,
Climb apon my big-assed steed
and ride ride ride"

Now i dont want to offend anyone so the next one is hidden lol

That song makes me laugh so much!!!
sorry if i offended anyone it was not meant!!

:oops: Sorry...




You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin

Nancy Sinatra - These Boots Are Made For Walking

I done a bit of smuggling
I've run my share of grass.
I made enough money
to buy Miami
but I p*ssed it away so fast.

The heat was hot.

America, "Horse With No Name"

P.S. Off-Topic - love your new signature...LOVED the lyrics to that song...

You like this and you know it
Caution, it's so explosive
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion
Baby, come and get it
Let me give you what you need

Mariah Carey...eck

Big Jim was a worm
Was a great big worm
Was a great big beautiful ruddy red worm
Large n fat n just like a picture
Crossed with an eel and a boa constrictor
Fed him on whiskey which made him frisky
On pies an a pint or two

Big Jim - Fivepenny Piece

:lmao:

:twisted: Except from a teeage opera - Grocer Jack.

Jack get up and get some fresh air, for Jesus Christ, get on your feet,
Without you, Jack, the town can't eat.
Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed,
come into town, don't let me down, oh no, no.
Grocer Jack, Grocer Jack, get off your bed,
go into town, don't let them down, oh no, no.


:nuts:

Hahahahahahaha

I guess that was the final straw,
I pulled a pistol from my wonder bra,
I shot em, dead (laugh) I shot em all,
And they found me in the bathroom stall,
And now i'm doin ten to life,
And I'll tell you one thing bubba,
Someday I'm gonna make someone in here, a hell of a wife

I Love... that song Mzee. LOL :D And if anyone is wondering.. it's the final verse from Alice Cooper's latest album "Dirty Diamonds" and the song is called "Jesse Jane". AC has such a wicked sense of humour on this album, I highly reccomend it, if you don't already have it. :D

J.

I know who it was...but still think it's funny taken out of context

In context or out.. it's a riot. :))

J.

There's just something about you
that gets me in a twist
and somtimes I think that cupid
is just taking the p*ss

Another gem...