The Bat & Bellfry (bites back)

**The Flying Mouse** · 26 May 2012, 22:02

The Bat
&
Belfry

Landlord
Mr. T.F. Mouse
Virtually licenced to sell virtual alcholic beverages.

Rather than bump the old thread.............

Been to a family party this afternoon, nice and inibriated, so the bars open once more

Beers on the house

RSG · 27 May 2012, 00:10

Grasshopper on the rocks! plz :)

melon · 27 May 2012, 00:42

I'll have a, what is it, Irish coffee? It is the am here after all

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BostonAngel · 27 May 2012, 01:35

Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous

duke knooby · 27 May 2012, 02:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

Rather than bump the old thread.............

bump the old thread
thats an excellent idea

gimme a moment to find it

Quote:

Originally Posted by melon

I'll have a, what is it, Irish coffee? It is the am here after all

Good call

Quote:

Originally Posted by BostonAngel

Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous

It's whiskey!

lol

L96 · 27 May 2012, 03:42

I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?

**Monstro** · 27 May 2012, 04:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by L96

I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?

>>>>>slowly sidles up beside her and says...."hey hun, nice to see you, buy you a beer?"

BostonAngel · 27 May 2012, 04:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by duke knooby

It's whiskey!

lol

The Jameson company does spell it whiskEY. However it can be written either way. whisky, with no E, is the usual Scottish spelling. I do know my whisky/whiskey! Which ever way you spell it, I love drinking it. LOL

melon · 27 May 2012, 15:42

Gimme a beer, what's the beer of the week?

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duke knooby · 27 May 2012, 15:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by BostonAngel

The Jameson company does spell it whiskEY. However it can be written either way. whisky, with no E, is the usual Scottish spelling. I do know my whisky/whiskey! Which ever way you spell it, I love drinking it. LOL

aye, but it's irish.. so it's whiskey!!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2012, 16:35

Not often the landlord is in bed at 11:10pm

Still, service is now resumed and functioning as normal (or as normal as things can be when you're serving drinks in a virtual bar

).

Think we're going to have to order extra ice during this weather.

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2012, 16:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by BostonAngel

Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous

You want the bottle sized shot glass to go with that?

Quote:

Originally Posted by duke knooby

bump the old thread

I might get pissed, but I still play by the forum rules

Quote:

Originally Posted by L96

I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?

Damn, have you been locked in this bar all this time?

Welcome back to the land of the loafing

Quote:

Originally Posted by duke knooby

It's whiskey!

lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by BostonAngel

The Jameson company does spell it whiskEY. However it can be written either way. whisky, with no E, is the usual Scottish spelling. I do know my whisky/whiskey! Which ever way you spell it, I love drinking it. LOL

Three things we don't talk about in this bar.
Reoligion.
Politics.
Spelling nistakes.

ninja · 27 May 2012, 16:47

hey, everybody! i'd like to drink iced baileys

chairboys · 27 May 2012, 17:20

nice boozer you have here, landlord
a pint of scrumpy, please and one for yourself.

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2012, 17:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninja

hey, everybody! i'd like to drink iced baileys

If I might make a recomendation.............

We take a tall glass.

A little ice in the bottom.

Fill 4 5ths with Baileys.

Add two large scoops of vanilla ice cream.

Add a cadburys flake and some chockie sprinkles.

Add two cherries (soaked in brandy).

Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.

Very cooling on a hot day.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairboys

nice boozer you have here, landlord
a pint of scrumpy, please and one for yourself.

Thank thee kindly

Wario · 27 May 2012, 17:43

NEIL GIMME BEER NOW
I WANT HARD LIQURE AND JACK
.... AND A POP-TART

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2012, 18:15

Chris, the only alcohol you will ever be served in this bar is a Duke Of Clarence

As for the pop tart, how about Britney Spears?

ninja · 27 May 2012, 20:23

[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;570860]

If I might make a recomendation.............

We take a tall glass.
yes
A little ice in the bottom.
yes
Fill 4 5ths with Baileys.
yes
Add two large scoops of vanilla ice cream.
yes
Add a cadburys flake and some chockie sprinkles.
not sure
Add two cherries (soaked in brandy).
yes

Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.
oh no ...

Very cooling on a hot day.

oooh ... can't wait to have a sip of it

**The Flying Mouse** · 27 May 2012, 20:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninja

Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle.
oh no ...

A step too far huh?

I just don't see the "kick" without the half keg.

melon · 28 May 2012, 07:49

Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)

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chairboys · 28 May 2012, 09:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by melon

Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)

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Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair

GDW · 28 May 2012, 11:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairboys

Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair

A nice Pair of ???? What kind of bar is this!!!!

Evil Ernie · 28 May 2012, 15:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSG

Grasshopper on the rocks! plz :)

...

You don't put ice in beer.

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2012, 16:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by melon

Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :)

One pint of Yonks coming up.
We don't get much call for that beverage

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairboys

Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair

OK, so that's someone with a pair of hands, legs, hair, and fruit.
I'll see what I can do.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GDW

What kind of bar is this!!!!

A question that is better left unasked

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Ernie

...

You don't put ice in beer.

It's ever since Magners and Bulmers, now they'll put ice in anything.

Someone asked me for ice in a glass of water once.

FFS? Drinking water?

**The Flying Mouse** · 28 May 2012, 16:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by chairboys

Looks like he's struggling on his own. Perhaps an extra pair of hands are needed behind the bar. Maybe a leggy blonde with a nice pair

hmmm, leggy (4 of them).
Not a blonde, but has a massive pear.

Good enough?

26 May 2012, 22:02	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	The Bat & Bellfry (bites back) The Bat & Belfry Landlord Mr. T.F. Mouse Virtually licenced to sell virtual alcholic beverages. Rather than bump the old thread............. Been to a family party this afternoon, nice and inibriated, so the bars open once more Beers on the house

27 May 2012, 00:10	#2
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	Grasshopper on the rocks! plz :)

27 May 2012, 00:42	#3
melon Long Distance Loafer Join Date: 17.07.2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 4,586	I'll have a, what is it, Irish coffee? It is the am here after all Sent from my HTC Incredible S using Forum Runner

27 May 2012, 01:35	#4
BostonAngel Super Loafer Join Date: 03.02.2009 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 822	Just give me an entire bottle of Jameson Irish Whisky. I might share if I feel generous

27 May 2012, 03:42	#6
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	I'll take a pint, please. Got any change for the jukebox?

27 May 2012, 15:42	#9
melon Long Distance Loafer Join Date: 17.07.2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 4,586	Gimme a beer, what's the beer of the week? Sent from my HTC Incredible S using Forum Runner

27 May 2012, 16:35	#11
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Not often the landlord is in bed at 11:10pm Still, service is now resumed and functioning as normal (or as normal as things can be when you're serving drinks in a virtual bar ). Think we're going to have to order extra ice during this weather.

27 May 2012, 16:47	#13
ninja Super Loafer Join Date: 14.02.2012 Location: Bavaria Posts: 440	hey, everybody! i'd like to drink iced baileys

27 May 2012, 17:20	#14
chairboys Mega Loafer Join Date: 17.09.2011 Posts: 1,811	nice boozer you have here, landlord a pint of scrumpy, please and one for yourself.

27 May 2012, 17:43	#16
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	NEIL GIMME BEER NOW I WANT HARD LIQURE AND JACK .... AND A POP-TART

27 May 2012, 18:15	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Chris, the only alcohol you will ever be served in this bar is a Duke Of Clarence As for the pop tart, how about Britney Spears?

27 May 2012, 20:23	#18
ninja Super Loafer Join Date: 14.02.2012 Location: Bavaria Posts: 440	[QUOTE=The Flying Mouse;570860] If I might make a recomendation............. We take a tall glass. yes A little ice in the bottom. yes Fill 4 5ths with Baileys. yes Add two large scoops of vanilla ice cream. yes Add a cadburys flake and some chockie sprinkles. not sure Add two cherries (soaked in brandy). yes Then we dump the whole damn thing into a half keg of cider and serve with a ladle. oh no ... Very cooling on a hot day. oooh ... can't wait to have a sip of it

28 May 2012, 07:49	#20
melon Long Distance Loafer Join Date: 17.07.2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 4,586	Can I get my beer of the week now? I've been waiting at the end of the bar for yonks now :) Sent from my HTC Incredible S using Forum Runner