Now let me tell you a story............

dottie · 29 Apr 2003, 12:52

In Issue No. 13 November 1999 of Rear View Mirror, I won a competition using song titles of Meats (totalling approximately 63 ) to tell a story. If you can carry this on who knows where it will end

it went as follows:-

Once upon a time, JESSICA WHITE, JIMMY BELL, MARTHA, and PRISCILLA, decided to spend one last summer together before going to college. OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING exclaimed JESSICA as SHE WAITS BY THE WINDOW. This is SUNSHINE (WHERE'S HEAVEN)? Hello said JIMMY our HEARTS ON FIRE, LADY BE MINE said a MASCULINE JIMMY. KISS ME AGAIN your such a SPECIAL GIRL. JIMMY added I'll take you to the PROMISED LAND where we can be TOGETHER. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH replied JESSICA. MARTHA AND PRISCILLA werre STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE and MARTHA who had a BAD ATTITUDE called out EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED. Why should we be LEFT IN THE DARK? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD we want a PIECE OF THE ACTION, the WRITING IS ON THE WALL with that WOLF AT THE DOOR exclaimed MARTHA. PRISCILLA joined in and said JIMMY YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO SURE ABOUT THE GIRL and JESSICA replied WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. Anyway PRISCILLA said we're ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO lets HAMMERDOWN and KEEP DRIVING to the MIDNIGHT AT THE LOST AND FOUND, we are going NOWHERE FAST said JESSICA. PRISCILLA looked and said OBJECTS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE, lets go get some PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT and PEEL OUT begged JESSICA to JIMMY. As they cruised to RAZORS EDGE, RUNNING FOR THE RED LIGHT, this was where THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD. PRISCILLA screamed we're the STREET RATS and I think our SURFS UP. As they careered off the road like a BAT OUT OF HELL, MARTHA shouted I always told you I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T COME BACK and now your JUMPIN THE GUN,,, JIMMY. With hearts AS HEAVY AS JESUS they were told AMNESTY is granted, even though JIMMY was driving and a FALLEN ANGEL, and was GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER, the LOST BOYS AND GOLDEN GIRLS were told GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN(AND BAD BOYS GO EVERYWHERE). Hey said JESSICA, HEAVEN CAN WAIT, IF THIS IS THE LAST KISS, KISS ME AGAIN. We've just committed the ORIGINAL SIN IN THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD, but now we will be together WHERE ANGELS SING said PRISCILLA . As the chevvy was BURNING DOWN we had finally come together,, KEEPER KEEP US as ROCK AND ROLL MERCENARIES said MARTHA. The WRITING ON THE WALL was always there and we always had to have a PIECE OF THE ACTION, now READ EM AND WEEP, then NOT A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE, just LET IT BE, LIFE IS A LEMON and for only the PROMISED LAND you got MORE THAN YOU DESERVED.

I just hope I wrote this word perfect

dottie · 29 Apr 2003, 21:10

Come upon pretty please someone make a comment - even a derisory ones better than none at all

jcmoorehead · 29 Apr 2003, 23:12

Corny Rating - 100%

Seriously its good. Cant believe you done that using Meat Song Titles must have took ages. Its great.No surprise you won

mariella · 29 Apr 2003, 23:30

Great, Dottie!
By the way, what did you win?

Mariella

Guppie · 29 Apr 2003, 23:35

well done Dottie!

Bart · 29 Apr 2003, 23:35

This is fabulous, outstanding. What a big effort

Bren · 29 Apr 2003, 23:37

Great Dottie

i enjoyed that.

heat · 30 Apr 2003, 09:27

Dottie - crackin hun..you clever sod... :P :P :P

Heat
xxx

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 11:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariella

Great, Dottie!
By the way, what did you win?

Mariella

Story Tellers c.d. love it

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 11:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by heat

Dottie - crackin hun..you clever sod... :P :P :P

Heat
xxx

Um I know - Oh my head cann't get in the door - just had a e-mail from Diane to say I've one again in the meatie competition - Oh my maybe I'm going to win the lottery this week

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 11:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bren The Bat

Great Dottie

i enjoyed that.

Thanks Bren

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 11:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bart

This is fabulous, outstanding. What a big effort

Thanks Bart

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 11:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guppie

well done Dottie!

Thanks guppie

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 11:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by jcmoorehead

Corny Rating - 100%

Seriously its good. Cant believe you done that using Meat Song Titles must have took ages. Its great.No surprise you won

jc thanks

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Apr 2003, 16:31

Well done Dottie,that must have taken ages

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You've won again,I don't know,some people have all the luck

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BTW Having this topic brought to Gereral Messages seems to have worked

.

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Apr 2003, 16:34

Hang on,I wrote this in General Messages and now i'm in off topic

.
What gives?

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Apr 2003, 16:42

I'm sure I wrote the first post in General Messages

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This thread isn't there now,don't tell me i'm going senile already

.

Michel · 30 Apr 2003, 16:56

Amazing story. Great thinking.

I think it has been moved back. Because this isn't official a general message but more an offtopic story.

**The Flying Mouse** · 30 Apr 2003, 16:59

Does this mean i'm sane

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heat · 30 Apr 2003, 17:06

Sane and Flying Mouse in the same sentance???????

Heat

xxx

Michel · 30 Apr 2003, 17:07

Ask R., he has sometimes strange posts, so he can probably tell you if you're sane.

Chris · 30 Apr 2003, 17:11

Mousie asking R whether he is sane or not? Talk about the blind leading the blind!!!!!!

(PS I thought insanity was a prerequisite (look Look - putting in long words now) for this board. Does this mean I went round the bend for nothign!!)

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 19:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Does this mean i'm sane

.

I don't think so

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 19:45

Thank you! You lovely people for commenting on my topic - now all I need is for someone to further it or maybe start a new story with CHSIB - I will try and put and something together myself - don't won't to hog the lime light

I posted this so that the topic wouldn't slip down the page into obscurity

dottie · 30 Apr 2003, 20:16

Gotta keep this topic up there somewhere - hope I don't get told off for doing this

29 Apr 2003, 12:52	#1
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Now let me tell you a story............ In Issue No. 13 November 1999 of Rear View Mirror, I won a competition using song titles of Meats (totalling approximately 63 ) to tell a story. If you can carry this on who knows where it will end it went as follows:- Once upon a time, JESSICA WHITE, JIMMY BELL, MARTHA, and PRISCILLA, decided to spend one last summer together before going to college. OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING exclaimed JESSICA as SHE WAITS BY THE WINDOW. This is SUNSHINE (WHERE'S HEAVEN)? Hello said JIMMY our HEARTS ON FIRE, LADY BE MINE said a MASCULINE JIMMY. KISS ME AGAIN your such a SPECIAL GIRL. JIMMY added I'll take you to the PROMISED LAND where we can be TOGETHER. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH replied JESSICA. MARTHA AND PRISCILLA werre STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE and MARTHA who had a BAD ATTITUDE called out EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED. Why should we be LEFT IN THE DARK? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD we want a PIECE OF THE ACTION, the WRITING IS ON THE WALL with that WOLF AT THE DOOR exclaimed MARTHA. PRISCILLA joined in and said JIMMY YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO SURE ABOUT THE GIRL and JESSICA replied WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. Anyway PRISCILLA said we're ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO lets HAMMERDOWN and KEEP DRIVING to the MIDNIGHT AT THE LOST AND FOUND, we are going NOWHERE FAST said JESSICA. PRISCILLA looked and said OBJECTS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE, lets go get some PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT and PEEL OUT begged JESSICA to JIMMY. As they cruised to RAZORS EDGE, RUNNING FOR THE RED LIGHT, this was where THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD. PRISCILLA screamed we're the STREET RATS and I think our SURFS UP. As they careered off the road like a BAT OUT OF HELL, MARTHA shouted I always told you I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T COME BACK and now your JUMPIN THE GUN,,, JIMMY. With hearts AS HEAVY AS JESUS they were told AMNESTY is granted, even though JIMMY was driving and a FALLEN ANGEL, and was GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER, the LOST BOYS AND GOLDEN GIRLS were told GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN(AND BAD BOYS GO EVERYWHERE). Hey said JESSICA, HEAVEN CAN WAIT, IF THIS IS THE LAST KISS, KISS ME AGAIN. We've just committed the ORIGINAL SIN IN THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD, but now we will be together WHERE ANGELS SING said PRISCILLA . As the chevvy was BURNING DOWN we had finally come together,, KEEPER KEEP US as ROCK AND ROLL MERCENARIES said MARTHA. The WRITING ON THE WALL was always there and we always had to have a PIECE OF THE ACTION, now READ EM AND WEEP, then NOT A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE, just LET IT BE, LIFE IS A LEMON and for only the PROMISED LAND you got MORE THAN YOU DESERVED. I just hope I wrote this word perfect

29 Apr 2003, 21:10	#2
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	let me tell you a story Come upon pretty please someone make a comment - even a derisory ones better than none at all

30 Apr 2003, 20:16	#25
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Now let me tell you a story............ Gotta keep this topic up there somewhere - hope I don't get told off for doing this

29 Apr 2003, 23:12	#3
jcmoorehead Super Loafer Join Date: 09.04.2003 Location: Edinburgh, formerly Teesside Posts: 672	Corny Rating - 100% Seriously its good. Cant believe you done that using Meat Song Titles must have took ages. Its great.No surprise you won

29 Apr 2003, 23:30	#4
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	Great, Dottie! By the way, what did you win? Mariella

29 Apr 2003, 23:35	#5
Guppie www.meat-loaf.nl Join Date: 28.12.2002 Location: Brabant, The Netherlands Posts: 1,300	well done Dottie!

29 Apr 2003, 23:35	#6
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	This is fabulous, outstanding. What a big effort

29 Apr 2003, 23:37	#7
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	Great Dottie i enjoyed that.

30 Apr 2003, 09:27	#8
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Dottie - crackin hun..you clever sod... :P :P :P Heat xxx

30 Apr 2003, 16:31	#15
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Well done Dottie,that must have taken ages . You've won again,I don't know,some people have all the luck . BTW Having this topic brought to Gereral Messages seems to have worked .

30 Apr 2003, 16:34	#16
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Hang on,I wrote this in General Messages and now i'm in off topic . What gives?

30 Apr 2003, 16:42	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I'm sure I wrote the first post in General Messages . This thread isn't there now,don't tell me i'm going senile already .

30 Apr 2003, 16:56	#18
Michel Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Stadskanaal, The Netherlands Posts: 1,631	Amazing story. Great thinking. I think it has been moved back. Because this isn't official a general message but more an offtopic story.

30 Apr 2003, 16:59	#19
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Does this mean i'm sane .

30 Apr 2003, 17:06	#20
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	Sane and Flying Mouse in the same sentance??????? Heat xxx

30 Apr 2003, 17:07	#21
Michel Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Stadskanaal, The Netherlands Posts: 1,631	Ask R., he has sometimes strange posts, so he can probably tell you if you're sane.

30 Apr 2003, 17:11	#22
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Mousie asking R whether he is sane or not? Talk about the blind leading the blind!!!!!! (PS I thought insanity was a prerequisite (look Look - putting in long words now) for this board. Does this mean I went round the bend for nothign!!)

30 Apr 2003, 19:45	#24
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Thank you! You lovely people for commenting on my topic - now all I need is for someone to further it or maybe start a new story with CHSIB - I will try and put and something together myself - don't won't to hog the lime light I posted this so that the topic wouldn't slip down the page into obscurity