Now let me tell you a story............
In Issue No. 13 November 1999 of Rear View Mirror, I won a competition using song titles of Meats (totalling approximately 63 ) to tell a story. If you can carry this on who knows where it will end :arrow: it went as follows:-
Once upon a time, JESSICA WHITE, JIMMY BELL, MARTHA, and PRISCILLA, decided to spend one last summer together before going to college. OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING exclaimed JESSICA as SHE WAITS BY THE WINDOW. This is SUNSHINE (WHERE'S HEAVEN)? Hello said JIMMY our HEARTS ON FIRE, LADY BE MINE said a MASCULINE JIMMY. KISS ME AGAIN your such a SPECIAL GIRL. JIMMY added I'll take you to the PROMISED LAND where we can be TOGETHER. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH replied JESSICA. MARTHA AND PRISCILLA werre STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE and MARTHA who had a BAD ATTITUDE called out EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED. Why should we be LEFT IN THE DARK? FOR CRYING OUT LOUD we want a PIECE OF THE ACTION, the WRITING IS ON THE WALL with that WOLF AT THE DOOR exclaimed MARTHA. PRISCILLA joined in and said JIMMY YOU NEVER CAN BE TOO SURE ABOUT THE GIRL and JESSICA replied WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. Anyway PRISCILLA said we're ALL REVVED UP WITH NO PLACE TO GO lets HAMMERDOWN and KEEP DRIVING to the MIDNIGHT AT THE LOST AND FOUND, we are going NOWHERE FAST said JESSICA. PRISCILLA looked and said OBJECTS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR MAY APPEAR CLOSER THAN THEY ARE, lets go get some PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT and PEEL OUT begged JESSICA to JIMMY. As they cruised to RAZORS EDGE, RUNNING FOR THE RED LIGHT, this was where THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD. PRISCILLA screamed we're the STREET RATS and I think our SURFS UP. As they careered off the road like a BAT OUT OF HELL, MARTHA shouted I always told you I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T COME BACK and now your JUMPIN THE GUN,,, JIMMY. With hearts AS HEAVY AS JESUS they were told AMNESTY is granted, even though JIMMY was driving and a FALLEN ANGEL, and was GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER, the LOST BOYS AND GOLDEN GIRLS were told GOOD GIRLS GO TO HEAVEN(AND BAD BOYS GO EVERYWHERE). Hey said JESSICA, HEAVEN CAN WAIT, IF THIS IS THE LAST KISS, KISS ME AGAIN. We've just committed the ORIGINAL SIN IN THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD, but now we will be together WHERE ANGELS SING said PRISCILLA . As the chevvy was BURNING DOWN we had finally come together,, KEEPER KEEP US as ROCK AND ROLL MERCENARIES said MARTHA. The WRITING ON THE WALL was always there and we always had to have a PIECE OF THE ACTION, now READ EM AND WEEP, then NOT A DRY EYE IN THE HOUSE, just LET IT BE, LIFE IS A LEMON and for only the PROMISED LAND you got MORE THAN YOU DESERVED.
I just hope I wrote this word perfect :!:
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