28 Jun 2006, 23:00
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Rampant Loafer...
 Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
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Pregnant Pause...
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28 Jun 2006, 23:02
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
Join Date: 17.05.2006
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"Congratulations, john! You're "with child"" not that smart then if it thinks a man can get pregnant
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28 Jun 2006, 23:08
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The Monster Is Luce
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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Yeah, apparently I'm pregnant too.
I can't emphasise how far from the truth that is! |
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28 Jun 2006, 23:09
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Rampant Loafer...
Join Date: 29.07.2002
Location: welshy wales
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Who's the daddy???
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28 Jun 2006, 23:44
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The Monster Is Luce
Join Date: 14.04.2002
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I didn't check, I was too mortified at the thought of being pregnant at all!
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29 Jun 2006, 00:03
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Meat Loaf Rocks!
Join Date: 25.01.2005
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Apparantley I am pregnant,
 And I seduced the Pope
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29 Jun 2006, 01:01
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Loafer
 Join Date: 10.11.2003
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I seem to be PG with Dick Cheny's chld. I am truly shocked and so will he be. Well, we are about the same age, tending to forget little things, I suppose.
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29 Jun 2006, 01:11
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 02.03.2004
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Michael jackson, with a blond haired green eyed kiddy.
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29 Jun 2006, 01:18
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
Join Date: 29.01.2003
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Its a boy!!
7lb 5ozs black hair - green eyesdick cheney - father likely to have happened whilst I was in a coma or unconscious, or at a frat party
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29 Jun 2006, 01:33
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Sweet But Sadistic
Join Date: 18.06.2003
Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year!
Posts: 4,098
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Another boy!
Apparently I seduced the neighbourhood kid...and they still had the gall to say I was cradle-robbing even though he's only supposed to be 18 and I'm 19 If you keep going it gives your baby a name. According to the computer, my little bundle of joy will be called Jordan Brandon and will be born on 25 December this year! Better start getting ready... 
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29 Jun 2006, 06:59
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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mszee, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 16 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
The Daddy Is . . . The Mailman Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you. 
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29 Jun 2006, 11:23
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
Join Date: 13.07.2005
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Well according to that, I'm pregnant by Janet Reno with a blond haired brown eyed 8lb 4oz baby that looks identical to mszee's baby.... strange...
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29 Jun 2006, 12:55
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badass bus driver
 Join Date: 12.11.2003
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what do you mean no bloody ticket grandma
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its a girl im worth millions and the farther is the pope
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29 Jun 2006, 14:42
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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 I think I got some air mail for the postman  I got some flying lead for him anyway  
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29 Jun 2006, 15:05
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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29 Jun 2006, 19:06
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
Join Date: 06.08.2002
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Take that back
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29 Jun 2006, 19:44
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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29 Jun 2006, 20:16
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 17.01.2006
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i am having a baby, and its a girl with brown hair en brown eyes... now i am blond with bleu eyes, so who the ....... is the father???????
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29 Jun 2006, 21:36
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 14.04.2002
Location:
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Apparently me and Bill Clinton are going to have a little ginger sprog.
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29 Jun 2006, 21:50
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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Well...Bill Clinton is a bit too old...I guess that leaves................ |
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29 Jun 2006, 22:36
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Mega Loafer
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29 Jun 2006, 22:38
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 29.03.2006
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29 Jun 2006, 23:17
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Super Loafer
Join Date: 30.10.2005
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Well, I have a son, 10 lb, 6 oz, 21 inches long, with blonde hair, and brown eyes. That fits the Daddy, the model Fabio
 (where did I bump into him!!!), and I had the baby (definitely by c-section) in a hospital in Pennsylvania, on Christmas Day.And am I rich! Don't have half the equipment to get pregnant anyway! |
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29 Jun 2006, 23:31
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Mega Loafer
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30 Jun 2006, 00:10
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Mega Loafer
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