Pregnant Pause...
 

:shock:

www.thepregnancytester.com

"Congratulations, john! You're "with child"" not that smart then if it thinks a man can get pregnant

Yeah, apparently I'm pregnant too.

I can't emphasise how far from the truth that is!

Who's the daddy???

I didn't check, I was too mortified at the thought of being pregnant at all!

Apparantley I am pregnant, :shock: :shock:

And I seduced the Pope :shock:

I seem to be PG with Dick Cheny's chld. I am truly shocked and so will he be. Well, we are about the same age, tending to forget little things, I suppose. :lol:

Michael jackson, with a blond haired green eyed kiddy. :shock:

Its a boy!!:shock: 7lb 5ozs black hair - green eyes

dick cheney - father:shock: likely to have happened whilst I was in a coma or unconscious, or at a frat party:lol:

Another boy!

Apparently I seduced the neighbourhood kid...and they still had the gall to say I was cradle-robbing even though he's only supposed to be 18 and I'm 19 :shock:

If you keep going it gives your baby a name. According to the computer, my little bundle of joy will be called Jordan Brandon and will be born on 25 December this year! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Better start getting ready...;)

mszee, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 16 oz and have blonde hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!


The Daddy Is . . .



The Mailman

Uh-oh, your dalliance with the mailman is catching up with you.

http://media.mlxxfc.net/babygirl.jpg

Well according to that, I'm pregnant by Janet Reno with a blond haired brown eyed 8lb 4oz baby that looks identical to mszee's baby.... strange...

:twisted: I think I got some air mail for the postman :evil:

I got some flying lead for him anyway :angry:



:lmao:

:twisted: Take that back :shock:

:lmao:

I can't...you put it there...you have to take care of it now...

i am having a baby, and its a girl with brown hair en brown eyes... now i am blond with bleu eyes, so who the ....... is the father???????

Apparently me and Bill Clinton are going to have a little ginger sprog.

Question is...who is actually having it...you or Bill Clinton???

Well...Bill Clinton is a bit too old...I guess that leaves................

And here's me thinking the bulge was all those pies and beer :shock::shock:

Remember that food poisoning you thought was pizza????:shock:

Well, I have a son, 10 lb, 6 oz, 21 inches long, with blonde hair, and brown eyes. That fits the Daddy, the model Fabio :oops: (where did I bump into him!!!), and I had the baby (definitely by c-section) in a hospital in Pennsylvania, on Christmas Day.

And am I rich! Don't have half the equipment to get pregnant anyway!

Congrats!!! Fabio no less, eh??? Wow...

who is bill o'reilly:?