View Full Version : Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread)
*Thought I should try and make some sence of this thread :shock:
Long story, but it's all on these pages :wink:
F.M. *
:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D .
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol:
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At 5:00 PM BST (or 12:00 noon for the bride in America)
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen:
Thank you for your attention
F.M.
*original content of this message follows.*
Just move on, trust me...
Rockette
21 May 2006, 15:08
Aww, come on! There has to be something you can share.
You know, if two more of you Loafers show up and post, thus refusing to move on, legally you constitute a mob, and I can then forcibly disperse you...
Move along, nothing to see here.
sharon1248
21 May 2006, 15:45
I'm not doing anything but looking at the grassy knoll.:rambo:
That's 2.... only one more required....
It's amazing how many people are looking at a thread entitled "nothing to see here".
Sorry I couldn't resist taking a peek! :devil:
sharon1248
21 May 2006, 17:50
Did you see something? I must have missed it. I'll just wait here a minute more and see if it passes by again. I did think I smelled something funny.
sunneke
21 May 2006, 19:31
eum indeed nothing to see... but me
The Flying Mouse
21 May 2006, 19:46
:twisted: If there is nothing here, how can I reply to it? :shock:
sunneke
21 May 2006, 20:13
you can't...... there is nothing here
I did think I smelled something funny.Spam?
Since when does spam smell :?
HA HA!
GOT YOU!
You are officially a mob, now, disperse immediately, or face arrest under the IPPP Act.
And R, if you're looking for spam, try the cheese thread, I believe cheese goes well with spam... :lol:
ChloeLee88
21 May 2006, 21:33
Lotus...you are indeed an insane little bunny! lol :))
Chloe
Heresy!!!!!
Someone call out the dogs.
Oh a riot... I wanna join in
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 04:10
Oh a riot... I wanna join in
:twisted: *Calls for the rest of the site staff*.
I think we may have a situation here :shock:
Rockette
22 May 2006, 06:08
:twisted: Seeing as how we've all assembled here, I demand a thorough good soap box rant here. :bicker:
:sneaky: Is the goodly Reverend in attendance, Lotus? :rly:
REPENT ALL YE SINNERS!
Take ye the Loaf into thine hearts, embrace the true calling while thee can, before the demons of hell forever roam the earth, devouring the souls of the desperate, amongst the bloodcurdling screams of the night, the tortured agonies of those with the Streisand marked on their beasts, for the day is nigh, the time is coming, whence ye shall despair and beat upon thine breast with regret and yea, loathing for thine Loafless lives.
Be led not into the temptations of the evil ones, for though they walk amongst us and resemble us, the deception shall become apparent as the time of Armageddon approaches, and then thou shalt regret, and fear eternal condemnation, and thy weary souls shall have neither rest nor refuge from the howlings of the Manilow beast, henceforth until all eternity.
Never shall ye rise from this torment, thy soul shalt be cursed and marked for all immortality until the very end of time itself, and lo, twill be too late for promises unkept remembered, for ungiven love to flow forth, the time is nigh, see the chance, seize the chance, do not let the hourglass flow between life and Loaf, for that is the way of the sinner and the way to eternal damnation.
Rockette
22 May 2006, 10:22
:shock: The Reverend J.S. perhaps? :shock:
Blasphemy becomes you not, oh child of the Meat, for so as ye curse thine elders, wisers and betters, so shall the curse return to thee and the offspring by hundredfold, leading thee to wander in the bottomless pit of Midlerdom until the end of days, while thy soul burns in the agony of limitless tortured screams of repentance, and the living dead roam the earth, sucking the souls of innocent and guilty alike, punishing without distinction, and leading the false prophets home to the bowels of the earth, returning them from whence they came with anger and fire drawn from millenia of inhuman sufferings....
Rockette
22 May 2006, 10:34
Serves 'em right for playing Barry Manilow records all night!
The mighty nose of the demonic state of musicdom shall cover the sun, and leave thy suffering soul in permanent blackness, and dark as the night, with eyes torn out by hordes of rabid Manny fans, plucked from the cradles and cribs by ghouls at the beginning of time, enslaved in chains to the power of the nose, with evil blackness as the sole blessing in removing the view as they languish in all eternity groaning in pain, drowning in blood for the souls of the fainthearted.
Rockette
22 May 2006, 10:41
:shock: Is there perchance a constable in the house? :shock:
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE WAY! DENY THE TRUTH! Ye shall not repent, nor shall ye revile thine evil ways until the day of judgement has arrived, and lo, for as that day arriveth, thou shalt be too late with thine repentance, for it will be worthless in the face of the Loaf.
The eyes of the Meat be upon thee, and ye cannot hide thy vile sins and depravities from the all-knowing power of the overlord, for the fables proverb states that thee may run but never hide, and hell hath no fury like a Babs scorned for the mighty nostrils of the Bazz, while legion upon legion brew cauldrons of repugnant stews composed of the entrails and minds of the unfaithful, for once called to the cause there is no exit bar slaughter, massacre and the consumption of the fruit of thine loins.
REPENT.
Yes, that's right, quake in your shoes, sinner and mortal, for ye lack the knowledge to foresee the agony of thy immortal soul as a chewtoy for the Manilow beast as thine failings overcome on this coil and all others, from this dimension and universe to all of existance beyond that which is known, by both man and devil alike, for beyond the endings are the beginnings, and the beginnings are the thing to fear most, for uncertainty and the anti-omnipotence shall about, while your tears scorch trails of destruction down thy abashed faceas the earth destructs: molten lava, fire, quaking and rumbling as ye take thy final breath, a lungful of fetid air, polluted with the scent of rotting humanity, descending to the chaos, everafter known as the BabBazz....
Rockette
22 May 2006, 12:07
Quick! Someone drag this person over to the Alternative Story thread!
Mockery precedes humility, my child, only by bowing thy knees and offering all of thee, thine flesh, spirit and soul can thee rise above earthly restictions and become spiritually whole and pure, thus receiving divine protection and the Loafy grace from on high, those who fail to submit to the everlasting benefactor risk the wrath, greater wrath than grapes, greater wrath than wheat, the grist of the mill grins small and in ways unknown to mere mortals, yet ye mock and disparage those who spread the truth and the true word of life, the promise of eternity free of the BabBazz, whose number is 1984 and can be distinguished by the fleeing crowds of tormented sould afore their every movement, hence mock away, though it pains thy spiritual leader to see thee turn thine eyes away from the true light, the light of the Loaf, to disobeythe basic commandments, the base principles of living, for why subsist and exist when thee can truly live, for the zombies shall quench their thirst in thine tears of repentence, tears that are tardy, tears that are late and make a mockery of thy true leader.
Rockette
22 May 2006, 12:20
And just what do we do about our sunburnt feet as we trudge across the Nullabor Plain in search of sustenence?
AH HA! Tis a divine miracle! Mockery and gleeful sinnings lead to confusion.
Rockette
22 May 2006, 12:26
Please give us a sign, O knowledgable one. Which way to Esperance?
BE VANQUISHED, DEMON OF BABBAZZ!!!
For nothing to see...plenty to see here...hmmm...
:twisted: *Calls for the rest of the site staff*.
I think we may have a situation here :shock:Lock & Ban? :sneaky:
The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.
The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.
I am getting really scared...are you quoting this from somewhere or you're just...like...ummmmm...writing it yourself??? It reminds me of something...ummm...
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:05
The lock and ban contraption is nothing new to those who have seen the light, for always will the universe carry it's philistines amongst it's false prophets. See, the spread of the insidious BabBazz begins, their follwers are well disguised, yet the light and truth of the Loaf shall vanquish all, and ye shall scream at the final judgement for the error of thy ways, and thee shall beg for redemption from the merciful one for the sins of thy forefathers are stamped upon thee in this blatant and sinful attempt of the removal of the truth and the way, and the the reverend and followers (Rockette, sharon1248, Leah, Sunneke, mszee, Chloe-Lee and Ross) shall be seated with the Loaf in the final redemption, and yea though thee may plead for mercy, the tides will be roused against you, the BabBazz noise will howl into thine ears for all eternity for thine denial of the one truth, the one life, and the fainthearted and unaaceptting shall fall by the wayside in the ultimate resurrection of the glory of the souls of the innocent.
:twisted: I've either had too much to drink, or not enough :shock:
Not much I can do about the too much, but I know a fix for the not enough :mrgreen:
BEER ME :yay:
Lo, the infidels and messengers of the BabBazz are amongst even the least likely, the hypocrites abound in our midst, and the false prophets shall appear with no distinction from the masses, viligance must be maintained to atone the staining of the sins of the BabBazz on thy soul, lest ye wallow in fire and agony for all torments of time. Thy punishments shall be great, beyond the bearance of thine soul, unimaginable thirst and madness, never to be quenched, desire overwhelming thee, with ne'er a release, an unsatiatable hunger with no hope of nourishment, and the pain of the BabBazz in thine brain for all of time.
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:13
Lo, the infidels and messengers of the BabBazz are amongst even the least likely, the hypocrites abound in our midst, and the false prophets shall appear with no distinction from the masses, viligance must be maintained to atone the staining of the sins of the BabBazz on thy soul, lest ye wallow in fire and agony for all torments of time. Thy punishments shall be great, beyond the bearance of thine soul, unimaginable thirst and madness, never to be quenched, desire overwhelming thee, with ne'er a release, an unsatiatable hunger with no hope of nourishment, and the pain of the BabBazz in thine brain for all of time.
:twisted: BEER HIM :shock:
SOMEBODY, FOR GOD'S SAKE :shock:
:twisted: BEER HIM :shock:
SOMEBODY, FOR GOD'S SAKE :shock:
Did she turn into a man too??? Jaysus...
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:20
:twisted: Well it does say *THE* man on Lotus's profile :wink:
:twisted: Well it does say *THE* man on Lotus's profile :wink:
And it says Random Dope on mine...and yet...you've been talking to me for the last hour or so...hahahaha...
By the way...I know what this reminds me of...The Book Of Revelations...the same coherent monologue...
RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.
RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.
This just leaves me speechless...
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:32
And it says Random Dope on mine...and yet...you've been talking to me for the last hour or so...hahahaha...
:twisted: That's OK, it comes off my community service :lmao:
No, sorry, that wasn't very nice :oops:
*Put's drink on bar ofThe Bat & Bellfry to make amends :up: *
Actually, i'm from the book of revelation.
Everyone who meets me tends to think "well that taught me a lesson :nuts: ".
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:33
RENOUNCE YOUR VILE WAYS! repent, all ye sinners, renounce thy false idols of BabBazz, return tp the light of the Loaf, for only in the name of the true artist can thee find peace and happiness within thine sould, repent and renounce before the insidious tortue of the BabBazz claims thy mind, heart and soul for all of eternity, and wreaks atrail of destruction in chaotic havoc across the universe, for lo it shall implode and drag the tortured minds of the weary into oblivion, and following the oblivion comes the rise of the BabBazz with it's evil menace encroaching upon the freedom and happiness of all, for should it come to the final battle and judgement, the army shall need strangth, crouage and wisom beyond that of mere mortals, and the clashing of speakers shall drown out the amorous cries of the toads in breeding season, while the vanquished shall be forced into desperate roaming of nothingness for all eternity.
:twisted: Translation
"Stop being a wise ass :lmao:
:twisted: That's OK, it comes off my community service :lmao:
No, sorry, that wasn't very nice :oops:
*Put's drink on bar ofThe Bat & Bellfry to make amends :up: *
Actually, i'm from the book of revelation.
Everyone who meets me tends to think "well that taught me a lesson :nuts: ".
YOU think you're from the Book of Revelations??? I think...don't bother the Emperor...I am Napoleon myself!!!
That drink would have come very handy just about now...it's been a very long day...
And a lesson learnt should never be forgotten, oh vile demon of BazBazz. Save thine soul while in this time of mercy and grace, renounce the BazBazz for the true way, resist the sins and temptations of the flesh, for they shall lead only to misery and destruction, and create torment for all thee holds dear to thine heart, accept the Loaf, love the Loaf, and be wary of the chaos of evil, for 'twill deceive thee, recognition of theway is thy key to redemption, for saviourism shall come too late for the wicked, avast thyself of armaments, prepare for thine death upon jusgement day as the living dead roam the universe, seeking to week to feed their hate upon, to recruit and disarm and convert from the one true way, for tho thy might think thineself prepared, without the Loaf thee has nothing within your power of grasp to save thee from the penetrating and insidious noise of the BabBazz, thy soul shall writhe in an agony of horrendous screaming from the dawn of time.
Wow....did you see that...R. has given us an eye...
YES, the evil eyes of the BabBazz are watching, they are everywhere, even the most secure of Loafy strongholds has it's Judas, the eye is nothing to be sneered it, for it is that eye that shall wreak destruction upon the earth, all that thee know and love shall not survive the final battle for supremacy, when the armies shall meet, there will be knashing of teeth and shedding of blood, torture beyond the wildest imagination of the sickest souls, pain and suffering shall be daily companions for those who have chosen not the see teh Loaf and follow the truth, be warned that now is the time for thee to come to grace.
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:43
YES, the evil eyes of the BabBazz are watching, they are everywhere, even the most secure of Loafy strongholds has it's Judas, the eye is nothing to be sneered it, for it is that eye that shall wreak destruction upon the earth, all that thee know and love shall not survive the final battle for supremacy, when the armies shall meet, there will be knashing of teeth and shedding of blood, torture beyond the wildest imagination of the sickest souls, pain and suffering shall be daily companions for those who have chosen not the see teh Loaf and follow the truth, be warned that now is the time for thee to come to grace.
:twisted: Now we are talking about The Spice Girls? Right?
YES, the evil eyes of the BabBazz are watching, they are everywhere, even the most secure of Loafy strongholds has it's Judas, the eye is nothing to be sneered it, for it is that eye that shall wreak destruction upon the earth, all that thee know and love shall not survive the final battle for supremacy, when the armies shall meet, there will be knashing of teeth and shedding of blood, torture beyond the wildest imagination of the sickest souls, pain and suffering shall be daily companions for those who have chosen not the see teh Loaf and follow the truth, be warned that now is the time for thee to come to grace.
In re: previous post I have one statement and two questions.
1. Statement: I have a headache and I think you gave it to me.
2. Is this your cat?
3. Is Flying Mouse a girl or a boy?
:twisted: Now we are talking about The Spice Girls? Right?
Do not mention Spice Girls in my presence...ML drove them on the bus and it was very disturbing to me...
The vilest of evil demonic messengers of the BabBazz, the Spice Girls, for they are neither girls nor spices, thus showing that the alleged truth can masquerade under many names and in many guises, and friends, you see lo we have another Judas in our midst. Be gone, oh devil incarnate, thine corruption is not required here, I order thee begone in the name of the Loaf, before thee is struck down with a plague of boils and grasshoppers eat thy cabbage patch.
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:52
In re: previous post I have one statement and two questions.
1. Statement: I have a headache and I think you gave it to me.
2. Is this your cat?
3. Is Flying Mouse a girl or a boy?
:twisted: 1. I get that reaction a lot :roll: :oops:
2.Cat? :shock: *legs it*
3. A boy (like that word, makes me feel younger :mrgreen: )
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:54
Be gone, oh devil incarnate, thine corruption is not required here, I order thee begone in the name of the Loaf, before thee is struck down with a plague of boils and grasshoppers eat thy cabbage patch.
:twisted: Too late :doh:
Lo, the philistines mock. Ye shall regret and repent as the BabBazz phenomena encompasses the earth, all becomes a living hell, stained with the screaming of anguished sinners.
The Flying Mouse
22 May 2006, 22:59
stained with the screaming of anguished sinners.
:twisted: PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THE BACKSTREET BOYS :yikes:
:twisted: 1. I get that reaction a lot :roll: :oops:
2.Cat? :shock: *legs it*
3. A boy (like that word, makes me feel younger :mrgreen: )
1. Lotus gave me headache but if the shoe fits...
2. She also has a cat...or cats..and avatar
3. I am glad that you're a boy...I don't mind flirting with girls but knowing that you're a boy made me feel better about flirting with you for over an hour...unless you didn't get it that it was flirting...oh well...
And now finally it's the time to go home...
The need to repent is strong within your soul, my son, accept the Loaf and relieve the torment within. Or find thyself crumbled and bowed come judgement day.
The need to repent is strong within your soul, my son, accept the Loaf and relieve the torment within. Or find thyself crumbled and bowed come judgement day.
Can you believe it...I now scare men just by flirting with them...imagine...oh never mind...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 00:56
Can you believe it...I now scare men just by flirting with them...imagine...oh never mind...
:twisted: Nonesence.
I always enjoy a good flirt :mrgreen: (well actually i'm quite bad at it :roll: but I still enjoy it :mrgreen: )
Was just busy with some moderation duties :wink:
This place don't run itself you know :lol:
:twisted: Nonesence.
I always enjoy a good flirt :mrgreen: (well actually i'm quite bad at it :roll: but I still enjoy it :mrgreen: )
Was just busy with some moderation duties :wink:
This place don't run itself you know :lol:
You don't have to be good at it...I can flirt for both of us...
I heard you've been a hero today...some bizarre stuff was happening and I missed it, of course...I always miss good stuff...
Well, if you're not scared...goody...and Lotus seemed to have calmed down...good news too...
Now I can go and eat my dinner in peace...everything is well with the world...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 01:10
You don't have to be good at it...I can flirt for both of us...
I heard you've been a hero today...some bizarre stuff was happening and I missed it, of course...I always miss good stuff...
Well, if you're not scared...goody...and Lotus seemed to have calmed down...good news too...
Now I can go and eat my dinner in peace...everything is well with the world...
:twisted:
A.Excelent :up: I'll just stand there and be flirted at :mrgreen:
B.Care to pin a medal on me :wink: .
C.Not much scares me :mrgreen: Except spiders :yikes:
D.awwwwwwwww, stay out and play :mrgreen:
(who says this boy can't flirt? 8) )
:twisted:
A.Excelent :up: I'll just stand there and be flirted at :mrgreen:
B.Care to pin a medal on me :wink: .
C.Not much scares me :mrgreen: Except spiders :yikes:
D.awwwwwwwww, stay out and play :mrgreen:
(who says this boy can't flirt? 8) )
1. Great...stay and be flirted at...was it good for you?
2. Where do you want that medal pinned? Ummm...wouldn't it hurt???
3. I am afraid of all insects...spiders included
4. I am here and there...I am a woman...so have to heat frozen stuff...you know? We call it "to cook dinner"
Hey...isn't it late wherever you're??? Let's see...what time is in the middle of nowhere...late, ain't it? And no, I don't recognize the flag...I am not from around here...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 01:27
1. Great...stay and be flirted at...was it good for you?
2. Where do you want that medal pinned? Ummm...wouldn't it hurt???
3. I am afraid of all insects...spiders included
4. I am here and there...I am a woman...so have to heat frozen stuff...you know? We call it "to cook dinner"
:twisted: A.Lovely thank you :mrgreen:
B.OOOOH MATRON :mrgreen:
C.How you feel about rodents? :roll: (offers buddys high 5 :lol: )
D. Well if you cook it, i'll eat it :mrgreen:
Bloody hell i'm on form tonight :shock: (and modest as usual :mrgreen: )
:mrgreen: <---- new official flirting face.
:twisted: A.Lovely thank you :mrgreen:
B.OOOOH MATRON :mrgreen:
C.How you feel about rodents? :roll: (offers buddys high 5 :lol: )
D. Well if you cook it, i'll eat it :mrgreen:
Bloody hell i'm on form tonight :shock: (and modest as usual :mrgreen: )
:mrgreen: <---- new official flirting face.
I saw your posts all over...busy day, eh? I wanted to post something too about blond dudes and scantily clad babes but then I felt sorry for you...one more post to delete??? Nah, it's ok...
1. It was good for me too...just so you know...:oops:
2. I ain't British...speak English...Ooooh, matron, what???
3. I don't like rodents either...but I prefer them to spiders if that was the question...
4. You're in fine form, govn'r...Fer shore...
5. Am I making you green? Is that why a green face??? Ouch...
How come you're up so late???
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 01:37
I saw your posts all over...busy day, eh? I wanted to post something too about blond dudes and scantily clad babes but then I felt sorry for you...one more post to delete??? Nah, it's ok...
1. It was good for me too...just so you know...:oops:
2. I ain't British...speak English...Ooooh, matron, what???
3. I don't like rodents either...but I prefer them to spiders if that was the question...
4. You're in fine form, govn'r...Fer shore...
5. Am I making you green? Is that why a green face??? Ouch...
:twisted: You can post away about scantily clad babes all day long as i'm concerned :mrgreen:
1.Thank you dear.
2.English joke dear (sorry it was lost in interpritation :oops: )
3.I'm gutted :cry: but least i'm better than a spider :D
4.Thank you kindly :mrgreen:
5.Not at all :wink:
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 01:38
How come you're up so late???
:twisted: Because of the stimulating company :wink:
:twisted: Because of the stimulating company :wink:
Well, stimulating company shoveled down frozen re-heated food...and now ready to talk about scantily clad lads...I mean...you know...babes...
:twisted: You can post away about scantily clad babes all day long as i'm concerned :mrgreen:
1.Thank you dear.
2.English joke dear (sorry it was lost in interpritation :oops: )
3.I'm gutted :cry: but least i'm better than a spider :D
4.Thank you kindly :mrgreen:
5.Not at all :wink:
I thought she was naked...but noooo...she is wearing a gold bikini...and I can't see his face...so I can't say anything about him...
1. You're welcome? Does somebody really say after great sex...thank you...you're welcome...well, maybe thank you...I am not sure about you're welcome...sounds...douchebag...
2. Interpret the English joke please. I did watch enough Benny Hill and Monty Python and Faulty Towers to figure it out...maybe...
3. Was I suppose to love rodents??? OK...I love rodents...oh s--t...you're a flying mouse...ooh I see...slow here...
4. Your avatar is probably the best I've seen...so you're looking good to me...
5. Alright then now...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 02:03
:twisted: *in rather loud and dramatic voice* Let the games comence :mrgreen: :lmao:
:twisted: *in rather loud and dramatic voice* Let the games comence :mrgreen: :lmao:
It occured to me just now that we are encroaching on a new Book of Revelations...I wonder...will it go well with ya know...higher authorities?
I used to think that I look like that dinner plate with meatloaf on it with my old avatar...now I am starting to think that I look like a demented cat...time to look for a new one...
When you look at my left side...do you see me as if I am on line or not on line? How do you see me? Do I have a green light or a red light?
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 02:09
I thought she was naked...but noooo...she is wearing a gold bikini...and I can't see his face...so I can't say anything about him...
1. You're welcome? Does somebody really say after great sex...thank you...you're welcome...well, maybe thank you...I am not sure about you're welcome...sounds...douchebag...
2. Interpret the English joke please. I did watch enough Benny Hill and Monty Python and Faulty Towers to figure it out...maybe...
3. Was I suppose to love rodents??? OK...I love rodents...oh s--t...you're a flying mouse...ooh I see...slow here...
4. Your avatar is probably the best I've seen...so you're looking good to me...
5. Alright then now...
:twisted: 1.They usually say thank you :wink: :mrgreen:
2.It's a "Carry On" joke.Everytime somebody says something rude, Keneth Williams says OOOH MATRON (that's how it seems anyway :roll: )
3.I'll let you off just this once :wink:
4.It is a rather nice avatar isn't it :mrgreen: It's not of me though :roll: CLOSE, but not quite :lol:
5 and now what? :wink:
:twisted: 1.They usually say thank you :wink: :mrgreen:
2.It's a "Carry On" joke.Everytime somebody says something rude, Keneth Williams says OOOH MATRON (that's how it seems anyway :roll: )
3.I'll let you off just this once :wink:
4.It is a rather nice avatar isn't it :mrgreen: It's not of me though :roll: CLOSE, but not quite :lol:
5 and now what? :wink:
1. They...who they??? And do you say you're welcome...or what do you say...it was my pleasure???
2. Did I say something rude? Don't pay attention. a. English is not my first language. b. I am slightly retarded. People think I am joking and find it very cute...but it's true though.
3. I am getting better at it...Flying Mouse...Bat...duh...
4. I love this avatar...where this picture from - it's great! How close to you is it? Or do I want to know???
5. Now we have s...oops...did I say that???? Did I say that??? Are you going to delete my post now???
Forgot to ask who Kenneth Williams is...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 02:20
1. They...who they??? And do you say you're welcome...or what do you say...it was my pleasure???
2. Did I say something rude? Don't pay attention. a. English is not my first language. b. I am slightly retarded. People think I am joking and find it very cute...but it's true though.
3. I am getting better at it...Flying Mouse...Bat...duh...
4. I love this avatar...where this picture from - it's great! How close to you is it? Or do I want to know???
5. Now we have s...oops...did I say that???? Did I say that??? Are you going to delete my post now???
:twisted: 1.Well it's usually THEIR pleasure :wink: :lmao:
2.You asked where I wanted my medal pinning, and wouldn't it hurt if you pinned it THERE :wink:
3.Very good dear :mrgreen:
4.This avatar was one of a set designed by one of the forum members.Well put it this way, my nickname is Meat Loaf :wink:
5.I wouldn't dream of deleting your post :mrgreen:
:twisted: 1.Well it's usually THEIR pleasure :wink: :lmao:
2.You asked where I wanted my medal pinning, and wouldn't it hurt if you pinned it THERE :wink:
3.Very good dear :mrgreen:
4.This avatar was one of a set designed by one of the forum members.Well put it this way, my nickname is Meat Loaf :wink:
5.I wouldn't dream of deleting your post :mrgreen:
1. Sounds good to me...Honestly...like all of them...I don't really care about your pleasure...all women were created equally.
2. Oh...well, will it hurt or not? I am still trying to figure out where I am pinning it...pinning it on the chest sounds so...banal??
3. I am serious...it took me some time...I think it's something to do with my old age...gives a whole new meaning to the expression "old bat"
4. Ahhhh...wow...alright...did I mention yet that I am into big guys?
5. Well, I've posted worse...got a few warnings...but got off cheaply...not really...got off cheaply with mods...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 03:31
1. Sounds good to me...Honestly...like all of them...I don't really care about your pleasure...all women were created equally.
2. Oh...well, will it hurt or not? I am still trying to figure out where I am pinning it...pinning it on the chest sounds so...banal??
3. I am serious...it took me some time...I think it's something to do with my old age...gives a whole new meaning to the expression "old bat"
4. Ahhhh...wow...alright...did I mention yet that I am into big guys?
5. Well, I've posted worse...got a few warnings...but got off cheaply...not really...got off cheaply with mods...
:twisted: 1. Some are more equal than others :wink:
2.On the chest suits just fine :D
3.Well i'm a daft bat :lol:
4.Then meet your new god :lol:
5.Got off cheaply with mods? :D :lol:
:twisted: 1. Some are more equal than others :wink:
2.On the chest suits just fine :D
3.Well i'm a daft bat :lol:
4.Then meet your new god :lol:
5.Got off cheaply with mods? :D :lol:
Sorry...for some reason I don't get notifications that something new was posted...
1. And half is equal to the other half.
2. Then on the chest you shall have it...here...*pinning a big shiny medal on FM's chest*.
3. An old bat and a daft bat...a fine pair we make...
4. Oh yeah??? Ummm...how godly are you?
5. Well, mods are very kind to me generally...I think most of them believe me when I tell them that I am retarded...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 04:22
Sorry...for some reason I don't get notifications that something new was posted...
1. And half is equal to the other half.
2. Then on the chest you shall have it...here...*pinning a big shiny medal on FM's chest*.
3. An old bat and a daft bat...a fine pair we make...
4. Oh yeah??? Ummm...how godly are you?
5. Well, mods are very kind to me generally...I think most of them believe me when I tell them that I am retarded...
:twisted: 1.That's too deep for me at this time of morning :lol:
2.Thank you :mrgreen:
3.We do don't we :mrgreen:
4.I'm a saint :mrgreen:
5.So are most of the staff :lmao: (joking guys :wink: )
:twisted: 1.That's too deep for me at this time of morning :lol:
2.Thank you :mrgreen:
3.We do don't we :mrgreen:
4.I'm a saint :mrgreen:
5.So are most of the staff :lmao: (joking guys :wink: )
1. Between gibberish and "deep" apparently is one step.
2. You're quite welcome...
3. Well...I say...I say...well, maybe I am not THAT old...and maybe you're not THAT daft...what do you say?
4. You most certainly are...
5. Difference here is...I am really retarded...they/you are just doing their/your job...(sorry, guys, jk)...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 04:47
1. Between gibberish and "deep" apparently is one step.
2. You're quite welcome...
3. Well...I say...I say...well, maybe I am not THAT old...and maybe you're not THAT daft...what do you say?
4. You most certainly are...
5. Difference here is...I am really retarded...they/you are just doing their/your job...(sorry, guys, jk)...
:twisted: 1.Very true :D
2.Why thank you :mrgree:
3.Perhaps not :wink:
4.Good of you to agree :mrgreen:
5.Nobodys perfect :mrgreen:
The proof is upon us, doomsday is here, for see how the desires of the flesh can corrupt the spirit and lead thee into temptation in the name of the BabBazz. Renounce thy wordly ways friends, for somm upon thee becomes a terror so intense, so great, that thine boots will shake with more force than a BabBazz high C, and thee will be left cowering in the pits of hell, with no more than rodents and insects for company, and thee shall be the feast of the aforementioned noxious critters, for they are malnourished, and seek the flesh of the disbeliever to feed upon, thus thy mockery shall return to haunt thee and follow thee through the endless of days.
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 11:34
see how the desires of the flesh can corrupt the spirit
:twisted: I'm COUNTIN' on it :mrgreen: :lmao:
Death and destruction surrounds thee, as thy soul decays in a bottomless abyss of misery, the pleasures of mortality and fleshful fancifulness can only lead to the depths of despair, where hope shall die a lingering death, for the paths of lust are varied and scattered with pitfalls of Biblical proportions, once indulging in that sinful pleasure and anointing thyself amongst harlots, all grace and pardons are reneged and lost to thee forever.
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 12:02
:twisted: And a very good morning to you too :shock:
The sole good in the world comes from the divinity of the Loafdom, and ye who is indulging in sins of the flesh cannot see nor benefit from that good light, let alone wish it upon others, demonspawn, while the eternal blackness of the nose of the BabBazz overhangs thee with it's immortal nostril twitches and sniffs that shall inhale ye and devour thee whole, screaming in agony as hair-like fibres entwine thee and pluck thy entrails out in entirety.
Lotus you are clearly not well.
Lo, for the time is nigh, and then thee shalt come crawling on thine knees, seeking divine forgiveness, begging for ease from the torment of thy soul, for Loafdom is not mocked, thee may jeer and spit in the face of the true compassion and love, for it has served thee well thus far as the incidious BabBazz ensnares thine conciousness into the evil plan... yet who shall ye call for come doomsday? Thy cries shall fall upon deaf ears, for those that mock must be punished, the disbelievers and infidels destroyed in their sleep under heaving piles of toxins and noxiousness, afore they spread their bitter lies and wicked tales, infecting the earth with hatred and treachery, and thy soul shall never have peace.
:twisted: 1.Very true :D
2.Why thank you :mrgree:
3.Perhaps not :wink:
4.Good of you to agree :mrgreen:
5.Nobodys perfect :mrgreen:
I didn't go to work today...I am sure they will not miss me...well, of course, they will miss me a whole lot more than I miss them...
1. The last word is always mine...Last
2. You're welcome...again???
3. Definitely not...I'll tell you...if you catch me in the dark place and prop me against warm wall...you can still very well.............................................
talk to me about weather and other random subjects.
4. I always agree...unless, of course, I disagree
5. Amen...but I still am...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 19:59
I didn't go to work today...I am sure they will not miss me...well, of course, they will miss me a whole lot more than I miss them...
1. The last word is always mine...Last
2. You're welcome...again???
3. Definitely not...I'll tell you...if you catch me in the dark place and prop me against warm wall...you can still very well.............................................
talk to me about weather and other random subjects.
4. I always agree...unless, of course, I disagree
5. Amen...but I still am...
:twisted: 1.(says nothing).
2.It's always nice to be welcome :mrgreen:
3.Meat Loaf, not random, but I do enjoy a natter about him :D .
4.I see :mrgreen:
5. And SO modest :wink:
:twisted: 1.(says nothing).
2.It's always nice to be welcome :mrgreen:
3.Meat Loaf, not random, but I do enjoy a natter about him :D .
4.I see :mrgreen:
5. And SO modest :wink:
1. Says nothing last
2. True...*finds a great wisdom in his words and ponders it to death*
3. I can natter about ML from here to eternity...natter away...
4. I see that you see...but what do I see?
5. If nobody has anything good to say about you...say anything good about yourself.
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 21:07
1. Says nothing last
2. True...*finds a great wisdom in his words and ponders it to death*
3. I can natter about ML from here to eternity...natter away...
4. I see that you see...but what do I see?
5. If nobody has anything good to say about you...say anything good about yourself.
:twisted:
2.*gives C P R :wink: :mrgreen: .
3.So, about Meat Loaf...........
4.Your computer screen? :D
5.I prefare compliments from other people :mrgreen:
:twisted:
2.*gives C P R :wink: :mrgreen: .
3.So, about Meat Loaf...........
4.Your computer screen? :D
5.I prefare compliments from other people :mrgreen:
1. Continues saying nothing last
2. Who did you give CPR to? Me or my thoughts? If it's me...ummm...once again, it was good for me...if it was my thoughts...they are way beyond any CPR
3. Enough about him...let's talk about me!
5. Me too...but those are hard to come by...isn't it so? Unless you're better looking than I am...which ain't that difficult...
If I could interject for a brief moment, might you be around tomorrow afternoon sir?
Subject to me getting everything finished tonight and the gas man coming tomorrow morning, i may find myself at a loose end.
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 21:33
:twisted: I certainly WILL be about sir :D
uh oh...I smell off-topic...where are the mods???
How come I have the impression that this is the worst spam thread ever? :wtf: :bleh:
This is not spam...it has a topic...it's a test...we're testing:
1. Mad Preacher
2. Smut
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 21:42
2. Smut
:twisted: That's where I come in :mrgreen:
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 21:45
1. Continues saying nothing last
2. Who did you give CPR to? Me or my thoughts? If it's me...ummm...once again, it was good for me...if it was my thoughts...they are way beyond any CPR
3. Enough about him...let's talk about me!
5. Me too...but those are hard to come by...isn't it so? Unless you're better looking than I am...which ain't that difficult...
:twisted:
2.You.Was it as good for you as it was for me? :mrgreen:
3.OK, Let's do that.What you wearin? :mrgreen: :lmao:
5.Well i'll give you a compliment.You certainly have patience :lol:
Lies. :bleh:
*Sits quietly in her corner of the padded room and bites her nails*
He bought it...he bought it not....
:twisted:
2.You.Was it as good for you as it was for me? :mrgreen:
3.OK, Let's do that.What you wearin? :mrgreen: :lmao:
5.Well i'll give you a compliment.You certainly have patience :lol:
1. Skip 1 - I am tired of this (example of my patience)
2. What happened to 2?
3. Dear sir: What kind of question is that??? Nothing, of course...I always post here in the nude...especially when I post from work.
5. Ummm...I guess you've missed all my posts about ADD and Short Attention Span...I am known as One Person Short Span Of Attention Theater
P.S. Another proof of my ADD - I missed two...I am trying to remember if it was good for me...I have to think about it...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 21:52
1. Skip 1 - I am tired of this (example of my patience)
2. What happened to 2?
3. Dear sir: What kind of question is that??? Nothing, of course...I always post here in the nude...especially when I post from work.
5. Ummm...I guess you've missed all my posts about ADD and Short Attention Span...I am known as One Person Short Span Of Attention Theater
P.S. Another proof of my ADD - I missed two...I am trying to remember if it was good for me...I have to think about it...
:twisted:
I mentioned 2.About the CPR :wink:
3.We really need to get off this conversation NOW in a public forum :lmao:
5.Your still here aren't you?
I've only just noticed your P.S.
What you mean THINK ABOUT IT :shock:
I don't know :roll:
:twisted:
I mentioned 2.About the CPR :wink:
3.We really need to get off this conversation NOW in a public forum :lmao:
5.Your still here aren't you?
I've only just noticed your P.S.
What you mean THINK ABOUT IT :shock:
I don't know :roll:
3. Why? There are no nudists in Europe??? And some people do have to clean up their mailboxes once in a while...
5. Yeah...but it's because I sat down and can't get up...
2. Alright, you win...I will no longer think about it...And if you don't know...how am I supposed to know? Especially something that you don't know...
Smut! Lies! Sins of the flesh! Insults! Corruption! The time has come, the end of the world is nigh, repent and save thyselves whiel there is time, for surely there shall be no sunrise trhought he clouds of darkness that envelope thee, there can be no light through the sulfourous fuems of thine sins, bend thy knees and beg for grace, lest ye find thyselves in eternal agonies of misery.
Smut! Lies! Sins of the flesh! Insults! Corruption! The time has come, the end of the world is nigh, repent and save thyselves whiel there is time, for surely there shall be no sunrise trhought he clouds of darkness that envelope thee, there can be no light through the sulfourous fuems of thine sins, bend thy knees and beg for grace, lest ye find thyselves in eternal agonies of misery.
Oh goodie...welcome back...I missed you...
The role of shedding light and truth amongst the ungodly is not one to be undertaken lightly nor easily, for it is amongst sinners that temptation becomes great, and the power of the BabBazz may overcome even the most dedicated of minds. I beg thee, brothers and sisters, let go of the evil one, return from the darkness into the fold, or thee shall be nothing more than lost sheep, bleating through the night in search of a shepherd, and little taht the Loaf nor his gatekeeper Jim will be able to do to save thee, and thee shall be in fact lesser than the sheep, for the sheep have no mind nor soul to guide their path away from demons and destruction.
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 22:16
3. Why? There are no nudists in Europe??? And some people do have to clean up their mailboxes once in a while...
5. Yeah...but it's because I sat down and can't get up...
2. Alright, you win...I will no longer think about it...And if you don't know...how am I supposed to know? Especially something that you don't know...
:twisted:
3.Well yeah, I supose so, but we can't have them streaking through the forum :shock: *glassy look in eye:
5.Great, a captive audience :mrgreen:
2.Well if I don't know, why are you asking me? :lol:
The role of shedding light and truth amongst the ungodly is not one to be undertaken lightly nor easily, for it is amongst sinners that temptation becomes great, and the power of the BabBazz may overcome even the most dedicated of minds. I beg thee, brothers and sisters, let go of the evil one, return from the darkness into the fold, or thee shall be nothing more than lost sheep, bleating through the night in search of a shepherd, and little taht the Loaf nor his gatekeeper Jim will be able to do to save thee, and thee shall be in fact lesser than the sheep, for the sheep have no mind nor soul to guide their path away from demons and destruction.
Alright...this is where I draw the line...if I am lesser than the sheep...and sheep have no mind nor soul...who am I? Amoeba???
:twisted:
3.Well yeah, I supose so, but we can't have them streaking through the forum :shock: *glassy look in eye:
5.Great, a captive audience :mrgreen:
2.Well if I don't know, why are you asking me? :lol:
We have lost 1 and 4...I ponder the deep significance of that...
3. You can streak all you want through the forum...most people are just looking for Fire Ball...nobody will notice...And remove that shard of glass from your eye...
5. Captive??? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...baby....when did we switch to S&M?
2. I don't know...do you?
The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.
The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.
Hahahahahahaha....
Great stuff...I think I will start copying and pasting it and maybe try to market it as a book...
And don't you be telling me that if I am nude and into S&M Mr. Steinman will throw a piano at me...he ain't the one who throws the pianos around...
The Flying Mouse
23 May 2006, 22:34
We have lost 1 and 4...I ponder the deep significance of that...
3. You can streak all you want through the forum...most people are just looking for Fire Ball...nobody will notice...And remove that shard of glass from your eye...
5. Captive??? Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...baby....when did we switch to S&M?
2. I don't know...do you?
:twisted: FIRE BALL?WHERE? :lmao: *gets tweezers out to remove glass from eye*.
5.S&M, that's a bank isn't it? :shock:
2.I don't know if I know or not.What was the question? :lmao:
Does the corruption of thine soul know no boundaries? Ye shall be hurled into the abyss of fire, roasted alive by seething serpents, fire breathing dragons of the BabBazz torturing thee until the end of days, repent, avert this disaster, for the spirit of the BabBazz and it's spawn deceive thee, look to the Loaf, inspire, or suffer pain, as swords fall from the pointed piano of Jim on behalf of the Loaf and the vultures feed on thine carcass until they can gorge no more, whilst ye still breathe, in torment, never to be released by death, yea, though thee may beg for the ultimate release, thine impure soul shall chain you to hell on earth.
:twisted: FIRE BALL?WHERE? :lmao: *gets tweezers out to remove glass from eye*.
5.S&M, that's a bank isn't it? :shock:
2.I don't know if I know or not.What was the question? :lmao:
We are losing numbers with the speed of lightning...I have to start new numbers. Everything has to be organized and in place.
1. Did you just streak while yelling "Fire Ball"? Cause that's what I would do...I would yell..."Fire Ball"!!!!!! and mooned all the dopes here...Geez...I didn't know you have a glass eye...put that back...
2. S&M is a bank...maybe in England. Here...it's something completely different...
3. Just think about it and it all will come back...just like that...watch me...
I sit in my living room thinking of you...and it's all coming back to me now...
See how easy it is?
Does the corruption of thine soul know no boundaries? Ye shall be hurled into the abyss of fire, roasted alive by seething serpents, fire breathing dragons of the BabBazz torturing thee until the end of days, repent, avert this disaster, for the spirit of the BabBazz and it's spawn deceive thee, look to the Loaf, inspire, or suffer pain, as swords fall from the pointed piano of Jim on behalf of the Loaf and the vultures feed on thine carcass until they can gorge no more, whilst ye still breathe, in torment, never to be released by death, yea, though thee may beg for the ultimate release, thine impure soul shall chain you to hell on earth.
I wonder what ML would have said if he read this...by the way...AI is on in about 1-1/2 so there...I don't think it's the right AI yet - I think the right one is tomorrow...but I still have to watch...I actually watch and vote...one of those nutcases...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 01:17
We are losing numbers with the speed of lightning...I have to start new numbers. Everything has to be organized and in place.
1. Did you just streak while yelling "Fire Ball"? Cause that's what I would do...I would yell..."Fire Ball"!!!!!! and mooned all the dopes here...Geez...I didn't know you have a glass eye...put that back...
2. S&M is a bank...maybe in England. Here...it's something completely different...
3. Just think about it and it all will come back...just like that...watch me...
I sit in my living room thinking of you...and it's all coming back to me now...
See how easy it is?
:twisted: 1.No.I was fully clothed at all times :lol:
2.I know :wink:
3.OK :D i'm watchin :mrgreen:
:twisted: 1.No.I was fully clothed at all times :lol:
2.I know :wink:
3.OK :D i'm watchin :mrgreen:
1. Yeah...typical Englishman for you...oh well...no show today I guess.
2. You know, eh? About the bank or about S&M?
3. You can close your mouth now...I already said everything...well, I am a woman...can't say everything ever...but I did tell you about living room and all coming back to me now...by the way...whatever was coming never came...
P.S. I have no idea what I just said in item #3
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 01:39
1. Yeah...typical Englishman for you...oh well...no show today I guess.
2. You know, eh? About the bank or about S&M?
3. You can close your mouth now...I already said everything...well, I am a woman...can't say everything ever...but I did tell you about living room and all coming back to me now...by the way...whatever was coming never came...
P.S. I have no idea what I just said in item #3
:twisted: 1.I only do private shows :lmao:
2.I decline to answer that in front of the innocent :mrgreen:
3.Shuts mouth, can't follow the rest :shock:
:twisted: 1.I only do private shows :lmao:
2.I decline to answer that in front of the innocent :mrgreen:
3.Shuts mouth, can't follow the rest :shock:
1. Like I said...Englishman in all his glory.
2. Who is said innocent? Lotus or R.? Or did you mean yours truly?
3. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you can follow the directions...this is getting better and better...now...higher, higher, higher...lower, lower, lower...don't stop, don't stop, don't stop....*wonders when she is going to be kicked out*
I just realized that you're the landlord of the pub where I was supposed to have had cyber wedding. I was marrying Fred...it all fell apart...like a true man he didn't want to be married...even cyber wise...even not being a real man...shish....
dant796
24 May 2006, 01:48
The decay of morality begins, the BabBazz shall devour the earth and all the sinners upon it. Nudity, slavery, confusion and ignorance shall mark the ways of the false prophets and the prophets themselves, bothers and sisters, heed the message, love the Loaf and be saved, afore he sends the gatekeeper Jim with his pointed piano to combat the BabBazz and it's devilspawn, and the pointed piano of the Jim shall seek vengeance and pound it's wrath on the world, with quakes and tumults of unknown magnitutde, I beg thee sinners, repent and cease this talk, lest the wrath of the pointed piano fall solely upon thy heads.
Rejoice and be glad, oh wretched ones, for the glory of the piano and its swift and terrible justice shall be made manifest. The high shall be made low, the low shall be made high, and those in the middle shall be made even more in the middle! BabBazz shall wail and cry out yet more show tunes, but to no avail for the day of the Loaf is nigh! The bat has arisen and shall smite the idolator, confound the false prophet, and rain down his winged fury upon the sinner. Repent while ye may!
Another one bites the dust...
Welcome brother Dant! Thee shall not be a lone force against the threatening evil amongst us, for yea, we shall yet lead them to the light of the Loaf and become victorious against the insidious BabBazz and it's vile plots. Amnesty to thee, brother Dant, for we are all brothers in teh eyes of the Loaf and the gate keeper Jim of the pointed piano, tesitification to thee for thy willingness to assist in the endevour of saving the weakened souls of the feebleminded, for when they cry out in their hour of need, who shall be left to listen? Only the serpents and buzzards, the slaves of the BabBazz, may we lead the poor fools amongst us, together to the ultimate hallelujah, afore they are lost to us forever, lost to rot in damnation for all eternity.
DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, PLAGUE UPON THEE ALL! The end is nigh. Pestilence and scavengers roam the earth, the sole purpose of creation is to remove them all, a blight upon their homes, drown the scumsuckers in filth, all shall be smited and damned, there shall be none left but the rotting carcasses of the disbelievers, the living dead shall roam free, feating upon the end of innocence, the proof of which was lost at the end of time, for the infidels shall be cursed and removed, one by one, howling in shame, pain and the agony of soulless torment, damntaion to them, damn them to hell, for all procreation shall cease, love and life shall be broken, promisses forgotten, vows unmade, the lovers and the dreamers shall be buried alive in shifting sands with only time to blow over them, and none shall mourn the loss of the earth's heart and soul, for none deserved in the beginning, the recipient of the gits given was sorely mistaken, and the givers heart is muchly troubled, for the undeserving have triumpnhed over the meek, the time has come for the meek, not to inherit the earth, but to rise up, take arms, and retrieve their birthright.
LOAF.
Rockette
24 May 2006, 13:15
I'm wondering if the mad preacher can tell me why I have fruit bats in my apricot tree. I hang windchimes on the tree that play "Heaven Can Wait", but still the bats persist. Can you help me?
My child, thy shalt exorcise the fruit bats in the name of the Loaf. Find thyself an instrument of sinful pleasure, known as a record player, and upon this player thy must amass a sacrifice: a good quality recording of Bat Out Of Hell. As the moon rises above the landscape and over the nose of the BabBazz, cry out to the Loaf and the Jim with the pointed piano, and then thee must commence the sacrifice. So, as the needles wear, the bats shall flee.
Bless you.
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 13:25
1. Like I said...Englishman in all his glory.
2. Who is said innocent? Lotus or R.? Or did you mean yours truly?
3. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you can follow the directions...this is getting better and better...now...higher, higher, higher...lower, lower, lower...don't stop, don't stop, don't stop....*wonders when she is going to be kicked out*
I just realized that you're the landlord of the pub where I was supposed to have had cyber wedding. I was marrying Fred...it all fell apart...like a true man he didn't want to be married...even cyber wise...even not being a real man...shish....
:twisted: I'm wondering why I have this effect on women :lmao:
Begone, oh BabBazz messenger, spread thy mistruths elsewhere, lest ye awaken spirits far better left awaiting doomsday.
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 14:01
:twisted: The only spirits i'm awakening are the ones behind the bar at THe Bat :lol:
Thus ye fall to worldy temptation again. That is not the path to the mansion of the Loaf, my son, be sure to repent lest ye be doomed to enternal suffering, manacled to rocks, eschewed by shapely young maidens and ne'er able to ease the pain of lust within thy flesh, and so ye shall learn the true meaning of temptation and torture, for wrath once aroused is great, and lightning shall strike ye down, whist thunder is mitigated in favour of the BabBazz noises, and it's demons shall haunt ye all ye days, which are numbered at less than the hairs in the BabBazz nostrils, for no pointed piano shall be sent to save thee from the inhumane howling of the evil one.
:twisted: I'm wondering why I have this effect on women :lmao:
How do you mean? I left Fred for you????
Begone, oh BabBazz messenger, spread thy mistruths elsewhere, lest ye awaken spirits far better left awaiting doomsday.
Me begone??? Go communicate with Dant...you two are worth each other...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 18:51
How do you mean? I left Fred for you????
:twisted: Well you DID sound very errrrrrr, "happy" in one of your earlier posts :mrgreen:
BTW, no competition, I think that myself and mszee should deffinatly share the prize for mose flirtatious posters.
I'd like to thank the academy................ :mrgreen:
:twisted: Well you DID sound very errrrrrr, "happy" in one of your earlier posts :mrgreen:
BTW, no competition, I think that myself and mszee should deffinatly share the prize for mose flirtatious posters.
I'd like to thank the academy................ :mrgreen:
You have to nominate people in private. And I think it's too late anyway...By the way...since I was a member of the committee...I made them accept your public nomination of yourself in all categories...now...about that wedding........
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 19:02
:twisted: We'll have to get together and find a date that suits us both :wink:
HEY, we even have a preacher here :idea:
Now we have deffinatly won this one.
Congratulations darling :mrgreen:
You have to nominate people in private. And I think it's too late anyway...By the way...since I was a member of the committee...I made them accept your public nomination of yourself in all categories...now...about that wedding........
:twisted: We'll have to get together and find a date that suits us both :wink:
HEY, we even have a preacher here :idea:
Now we have deffinatly won this one.
Congratulations darling :mrgreen:
Ok...I am free now...no, not really, just kidding, darling, don't faint yet...
It appears that we have two preachers here...we shall need them both, I think...
Turned green, ain't you? Well, congrats to you too!!! Tell missus you now will have cyber wifey too...
P.S. Now....about that ring...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 19:39
Ok...I am free now...no, not really, just kidding, darling, don't faint yet...
It appears that we have two preachers here...we shall need them both, I think...
Turned green, ain't you? Well, congrats to you too!!! Tell missus you now will have cyber wifey too...
P.S. Now....about that ring...
:twisted: Oh Crikey :shock:
Forgot the engagment ring :oops:
I'll go order this one now........
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-00CT-ROUND-DIAMOND-ENGAGEMENT-RING-VS2-F_W0QQitemZ8937963129QQcategoryZ67726QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
:twisted: Oh Crikey :shock:
Forgot the engagment ring :oops:
I'll go order this one now........
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-00CT-ROUND-DIAMOND-ENGAGEMENT-RING-VS2-F_W0QQitemZ8937963129QQcategoryZ67726QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
That thing just sealed the deal...I am all yours
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 20:07
That thing just sealed the deal...I am all yours
:twisted: Thought that might do the trick :mrgreen:
All we need to do is name the day :wink:
:twisted: Thought that might do the trick :mrgreen:
All we need to do is name the day :wink:
Big sucker, ain't it??? I actually didn't look that closely at the rock...looking at the price was enough...hahahahaha...
yeah...that's all we have to do...that's all that normal people would do...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 20:40
:twisted: If it were any bigger it would consitute it's own country :shock:
OK, when suits you? :mrgreen:
Big sucker, ain't it??? I actually didn't look that closely at the rock...looking at the price was enough...hahahahaha...
yeah...that's all we have to do...that's all that normal people would do...
:twisted: If it were any bigger it would consitute it's own country :shock:
OK, when suits you? :mrgreen:
No kidding...and rip off my finger in the process...
*quote removed by F.M.
Now...about that mink coat.....
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 20:55
No kidding...and rip off my finger in the process...
*quote removed by F.M.
Now...about that mink coat.....
:twisted: Well decide on a date and let me know :wink:
*removed quote because it's a ML quote used out of context which is against the forum rules*
I can be so masterful sometimes :mrgreen:
However i'll go look at mink coats so I don't get a handbag over my head :shock:
:twisted: Well decide on a date and let me know :wink:
*removed quote because it's a ML quote used out of context which is against the forum rules*
I can be so masterful sometimes :mrgreen:
However i'll go look at mink coats so I don't get a handbag over my head :shock:
Geez...I forgot who I am dealing with...:oops: :oops: :shock:
It wasn't a direct quote though...don't have to be like that...*pout*
I am laughing my head off here...
Master...I shall obey you till the day I die (see, I can swing both ways)...
I don't like handbags...I like to shove things into my pockets...does it make me...not so feminine???
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:05
Geez...I forgot who I am dealing with...:oops: :oops: :shock:
It wasn't a direct quote though...don't have to be like that...*pout*
I am laughing my head off here...
Master...I shall obey you till the day I die (see, I can swing both ways)...
I don't like handbags...I like to shove things into my pockets...does it make me...not so feminine???
:twisted: *swaggers* Tell me folks, WHO THE MAN? :mrgreen:
I have no problem with pockets dear?
:twisted: *swaggers* Tell me folks, WHO THE MAN? :mrgreen:
I have no problem with pockets dear?
You're the MAN, oh master...
fine...so how is that coat coming along? Not that I will ever wear it...but gotsa have one...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:23
You're the MAN, oh master...
fine...so how is that coat coming along? Not that I will ever wear it...but gotsa have one...
:twisted: That's what I like to hear :mrgreen: :lmao:
Well :roll: , being a Mouse, i'm not overly keen on the killing of small fury animals for their fur :sad:
How about a nice leather coat with the Bat cover on the back, and matching black high heel boots? :drool:
You've seen my new rocky outfit then have you neil?
:twisted: That's what I like to hear :mrgreen: :lmao:
Well :roll: , being a Mouse, i'm not overly keen on the killing of small fury animals for their fur :sad:
How about a nice leather coat with the Bat cover on the back, and matching black high heel boots? :drool:
I am not into fur either...I can't say I care a lot about little furry animals...but still and all...I never heard anybody making coats out of bats...
Alright...let's settle it...black stockings, thigh high high heeled boots and mini dress...don't like leather too much either...especially with droppings on the back...(are you going to delete this too?). Sounds like a good wedding outfit to me...and have to be married by Elvis impersonator...those preachers are just mad...
God...where our imagination can take us...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:29
You've seen my new rocky outfit then have you neil?
:twisted: *smile wiped from face in the blink of an eye* :faint:
YOU HAD TO SPOIL THAT DIDN'T YOU CHRIS? :bicker:
Still :? , while your here, fancy being a best man? :mrgreen: :lol:
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:31
Alright...let's settle it...black stockings, thigh high high heeled boots and mini dress...don't like leather too much either...especially with droppings on the back...(are you going to delete this too?). Sounds like a good wedding outfit to me...and have to be married by Elvis impersonator...those preachers are just mad...
God...where our imagination can take us...
:twisted: :drool: :faint:
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you :pray:
a best man???
A best man?????
Neil, I am THE best man. Can you invite her to be chief bridesmaid please??
And, having the reception first could be a good idea.
That way, I get to have my wicked way with the bridesmaids and then if you don;t make it to the ceremony i can have my wicked way with the bride as well.
You've seen my new rocky outfit then have you neil?
Are you aware that you're posting off-topic? FM or R. will come and get you...
This is testing thread...we test:
1. Mad preachers
2. Flirting
3. Smut
That will make you off topic
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:38
a best man???
A best man?????
Neil, I am THE best man. Can you invite her to be chief bridesmaid please??
And, having the reception first could be a good idea.
That way, I get to have my wicked way with the bridesmaids and then if you don;t make it to the ceremony i can have my wicked way with the bride as well.
:twisted: I was thinking of a very short ceremony (short.Short :roll: short mini dress :droll: , oh, sorry bout that, last my train of thought for a moment :roll: )
Where was I? :roll:
Oh yeah :up:
Short ceremony, then back to the Bat for the party :mrgreen:
Chris, you wouldn't be trying to sabotage my efforts for getting to the church on time would you? :shock:
You bounder :bicker:
a best man???
A best man?????
Neil, I am THE best man. Can you invite her to be chief bridesmaid please??
And, having the reception first could be a good idea.
That way, I get to have my wicked way with the bridesmaids and then if you don;t make it to the ceremony i can have my wicked way with the bride as well.
Who is the bridesmaid???? You British...lost me...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:41
Are you aware that you're posting off-topic? FM or R. will come and get you...
This is testing thread...we test:
1. Mad preachers
2. Flirting
3. Smut
That will make you off topic
:twisted: Talk about being under the thumb already :down: :shock:
Haven't even had the wedding yet :wtf:
What happened to my masterful side? :roll:
:twisted: I was thinking of a very short ceremony (short.Short :roll: short mini dress :droll: , oh, sorry bout that, last my train of thought for a moment :roll: )
Where was I? :roll:
Oh yeah :up:
Short ceremony, then back to the Bat for the party :mrgreen:
Chris, you wouldn't be trying to sabotage my efforts for getting to the church on time would you? :shock:
You bounder :bicker:
I don't like long ceremonies anyway...let Elvis sing Love Me Tender and that's it...
Now...you have to wear cowboy hat and chaps...like you're really from Texas, ya know?;)
What else...who is this person anyway? He is interrupting my train of thought...not that I really have one...but still...Not so long ago he was a lady...now I am not sure who he is...
:twisted: Talk about being under the thumb already :down: :shock:
Haven't even had the wedding yet :wtf:
What happened to my masterful side? :roll:
I was talking To Chris, oh mighty one...I would never dare talk to you, your Highness, this way...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:48
:twisted: To re establish my masterfulness i'm moving this over to off topic :mrgreen:
Can't let these ladies loose sight of who the boss is :shock:
:twisted: To re establish my masterfulness i'm moving this over to off topic :mrgreen:
Can't let these ladies loose sight of who the boss is :shock:
How will the preachers find their way back...we already lost best man...looks like it...unless he went to look for best woman or something...
What else...who is this person anyway? He is interrupting my train of thought...not that I really have one...but still...Not so long ago he was a lady...now I am not sure who he is...
I'm your worst nightmare and deepest dream.
I'm the one you hate and the one you want.
I'm the wolf with the red roses and the wolf at the door.
in fact,
I am the one and only
and you can't take that away from me.
And the nearest i have ever come to being a lady is the odd night in fishnets at a rocky horror party.:twisted:
I'm your worst nightmare and deepest dream.
I'm the one you hate and the one you want.
I'm the wolf with the red roses and the wolf at the door.
in fact,
I am the one and only
and you can't take that away from me.
And the nearest i have ever come to being a lady is the odd night in fishnets at a rocky horror party.:twisted:
Well, the lady was better looking...
In re: hate/want/roses/wolf/one and only/dream - you have to discuss this with FM...he is my cyber master...
Who do you impersonate? Rocky or Horror?
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 21:57
you have to discuss this with FM...he is my cyber master...
:twisted: Now THIS is a wedding with possibilities :mrgreen:
:twisted: Now THIS is a wedding with possibilities :mrgreen:
I live and obey you, oh master...except for those times when you would want it the other way around...
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 22:08
I live and obey you, oh master...except for those times when you would want it the other way around...
:twisted: DEFFINATLY possibilities :devil:
Brothers and sisteres, may the eyes of the Loaf be upon thee on this terrible day of temptation, when lust and greed overwhelm thy senses, creating ffolish behaviours, for who shall rescue thee from thy predicament, which surely is greater for the bigamist amongst thee? None shall assist thee, for the path to damnation is open to thee, and ye have no sense of regret nor moral compass to guide thee amongst these dark days, thy soul thirsts for guidance and companionship, find it in the Loaf and amongst thine brothers in the Loaf, do not look to harlots and amoeba to satiate thy needs, lest ye be doomed to rot in the pits of hell, silent and alone, for all of time.
Eh up. The happy soul is back!
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 22:15
Eh up. The happy soul is back!
:twisted: ROFLMFAO :lmao:
The only true happiness can come from the vanquishing of the BabBazz, the gatekeeper with the pointed piano shall smite them mightily in the name of the Loaf, whilst the true believers shall be welcomed with open arms, and the unbelievers left searching, roaming, wandering, with tremendous, unsatiable thirst and hunger forever. Happiness does not equate to soulfulness, having a pure soul travelling the true path is the only way to happiness and the only way to avoid condemntaion.
Brothers and sisteres, may the eyes of the Loaf be upon thee on this terrible day of temptation, when lust and greed overwhelm thy senses, creating ffolish behaviours, for who shall rescue thee from thy predicament, which surely is greater for the bigamist amongst thee? None shall assist thee, for the path to damnation is open to thee, and ye have no sense of regret nor moral compass to guide thee amongst these dark days, thy soul thirsts for guidance and companionship, find it in the Loaf and amongst thine brothers in the Loaf, do not look to harlots and amoeba to satiate thy needs, lest ye be doomed to rot in the pits of hell, silent and alone, for all of time.
Alright now...we're actually thinking of making it cyber legal...no need to go off like that...by the way...you have a secret admirer and he will meet you...umm...I don't know at what time your time...
but surely truth is the key to happiness.
And given that you must to thine own self be true.
then logically you are the key to your own happiness. therefore regardless of who you vanquish or who welcomes you, you are the only thing that can create happiness in your life!
DEVILSPAWN!!!! BABBAZZ DISCIPLE!!!! Thy think thee can corrupt a believer, a seer of the light, with thine incestuous temptations? Ye shall be first on the day of judgement for the sin of corruption, thine punishment shall thus last longer, for the Loaf can be merciful in wrath against the unbeliever and the inoocent, thee cannot protest innocence after these demonstrations of thy sins, thy cast a poor example for thine fellow amoeba, for like sheep they shall follow the weakest of the pack, as the vultures circle thine carcass, trollop.
DEVILSPAWN!!!! BABBAZZ DISCIPLE!!!! Thy think thee can corrupt a believer, a seer of the light, with thine incestuous temptations? Ye shall be first on the day of judgement for the sin of corruption, thine punishment shall thus last longer, for the Loaf can be merciful in wrath against the unbeliever and the inoocent, thee cannot protest innocence after these demonstrations of thy sins, thy cast a poor example for thine fellow amoeba, for like sheep they shall follow the weakest of the pack, as the vultures circle thine carcass, trollop.
Umm...can you at least point a finger at who you're talking to now...I am getting lost and confused again...
No i wasn;t actually.
Let's steer this back to something slightly more suitable for a public forum....
Confusion and loss is the sign of a corrupted spirit, ripe for the plucking by the BabBazz and it's false prophets and demons, including the disciple of David, the most insidious of evils to crawl this earth... be warned, come judgement day, thee may find thyself in an inenviable position, repent and look to the Loaf afore it is too late to save thineself.
No i wasn;t actually.
Let's steer this back to something slightly more suitable for a public forum....
Oh ok...sorry about that...
Ha! That's it, my child, repent, save thinself from an eternity of caterwauling, damnation is only a step away.
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 22:38
:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D .
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol:
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen:
Thank you for your attention
Ha! That's it, my child, repent, save thinself from an eternity of caterwauling, damnation is only a step away.
Ok..I repent...you finally talked me into it...
I admit my evil ways...and all my sins that are way too numerous to count here...and like a good moderator pointed out...it is a public forum after all...
:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D .
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol:
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen:
Thank you for your attention
Prezzies come to mszee...just so there is no mistake here...
How many people do you think will see it here???
Naturally, a wedding negates most sins of the flesh to unsinful status, the Preacher's fees are very reasonable, for believers of the Loaf... neglect the Preacher and thee shall be cast into a pit of hellfire and damnation for all eternity, spilling thine entrails for the flesh eating bugs of the demonspirits ot gnaw upon for all time.
(Pre-marriage counselling available, for should thee marry in haste, thy will repent at leisure, and doomsday may be upon us afore thee prioritise thine commitments)
Can I come - I really do need to buy a new hat:lol:
Can I come - I really do need to buy a new hat:lol:
Everybody but everybody is invited!!! We'd love to have you!!!
The Flying Mouse
24 May 2006, 22:49
Everybody but everybody is invited!!! We'd love to have you!!!
:twisted: Well said darling :mrgreen:
:lmao:
That is not repentence, that is increasing thine sins, for tis only lawful to have two in the bed. Harlots and trollops shall be punished severly for flouting the Loafy laws of wisdom and purity, thine soul is black with impurities, like a shattered diamond mingled with snow, thee shall be condemned to shadow and odours of the BabBazz nostril, thy shall become immortal and ne'er shall thee escape this torment.
Naturally, a wedding negates most sins of the flesh to unsinful status, the Preacher's fees are very reasonable, for believers of the Loaf... neglect the Preacher and thee shall be cast into a pit of hellfire and damnation for all eternity, spilling thine entrails for the flesh eating bugs of the demonspirits ot gnaw upon for all time.
(Pre-marriage counselling available, for should thee marry in haste, thy will repent at leisure, and doomsday may be upon us afore thee prioritise thine commitments)
We are repenting...let me talk to my beloved one about counseling...I can't decide things like that on my own...
:twisted: Well said darling :mrgreen:
:lmao:
She says counseling is reasonable...do you want any?
That is not repentence, that is increasing thine sins, for tis only lawful to have two in the bed. Harlots and trollops shall be punished severly for flouting the Loafy laws of wisdom and purity, thine soul is black with impurities, like a shattered diamond mingled with snow, thee shall be condemned to shadow and odours of the BabBazz nostril, thy shall become immortal and ne'er shall thee escape this torment.
I think I really will need counseling after trying to figure out your sermons.
Alright...what about two in the bed? There will be two in the bed...unless you want to join us...what did you say your stats were again (hahahaha)...
:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D .
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol:
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen:
Thank you for your attention
Lotus... see what your MADNESS has spawned???
sharon1248
25 May 2006, 01:44
:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D .
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol:
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen:
Thank you for your attention
I'll send a present if you promise to post pictures. Would be well worth seeing.:lol:
Rockette
25 May 2006, 01:49
:shock: I just want to know one thing.
:??: Who is going to pay the bill for the church roof falling in when I show up on Sunday for the wedding that isn't, but kind of is? :??:
I have some stale donuts in the pantry, will that help out at the wedding breakfast? :D
Rockette
25 May 2006, 02:42
:D Yay for Lotus! Just noticed the magical 1,000 had been hit and passed! :cheer: :yay:
Lotus... see what your MADNESS has spawned???
Don't forget...you're playing at the wedding...remember?
:twisted: Well said darling :mrgreen:
:lmao:
I just re-read the invite...what do you mean we're not getting married in real life???
I'll send a present if you promise to post pictures. Would be well worth seeing.:lol:
He already seen mine...now I am waiting to see his...not that it will matter...picture together??? We can paste that too...why not...
:shock: I just want to know one thing.
:??: Who is going to pay the bill for the church roof falling in when I show up on Sunday for the wedding that isn't, but kind of is? :??:
I have some stale donuts in the pantry, will that help out at the wedding breakfast? :D
It's all taken care of by the unnamed third party...
Rockette
25 May 2006, 02:57
...picture together??? We can paste that too...why not...
Umm. I just did a quick composite of the two avatars just now. (mszee left of Mouse) What the heck is that cat looking at then????? The sheer madness of this thread is surely growing. :shock:
:D Yay for Lotus! Just noticed the magical 1,000 had been hit and passed! :cheer: :yay:
Off-topic poster alert!!!
Congrats to Lotus!!!
Umm. I just did a quick composite of the two avatars just now. (mszee left of Mouse) What the heck is that cat looking at then????? The sheer madness of this thread is surely growing. :shock:
I didn't think of it until now...geez...FM...what we going to do???
Rockette
25 May 2006, 03:03
But only a little, sorta, kinda bit off topic.
Anywho, WHAT IS the topic here?
But only a little, sorta, kinda bit off topic.
Anywho, WHAT IS the topic here?
I don't know...nothing to see here???
Rockette
25 May 2006, 03:06
I don't know...nothing to see here???
Look out! We're in trouble now with a non-cyber image.
Couldn't let the mouse be married to the cat...by limited engagement only...presenting...in person...very old pic...of mszee..
Rockette
25 May 2006, 03:15
Couldn't let the mouse be married to the cat...by limited engagement only...presenting...in person...very old pic...of mszee..
Now I definitely am worried about where you are looking! Could you maybe put your avatar on FM's right? :shock:
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 03:26
:twisted: I must have missed something here :shock:
Rockette
25 May 2006, 03:29
Talking about you, not to you FM. A minor discussion about the official wedding photo.
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 03:39
Talking about you, not to you FM. A minor discussion about the official wedding photo.
:twisted: *runs away and leaves the girls to the wedding plans*
I'll be in The Bat if you need me for anything :0mghi2u:
Rockette
25 May 2006, 04:02
:twisted: *runs away and leaves the girls to the wedding plans*
I'll be in The Bat if you need me for anything :0mghi2u:
:shock: Now I'm part of the wedding planning??!! :shock:
:shock: Now I'm part of the wedding planning??!! :shock:
Why not...now that my idol won...I can post for a little while in peace...
:twisted: *runs away and leaves the girls to the wedding plans*
I'll be in The Bat if you need me for anything :0mghi2u:
Just like any other man...run and hide, dear...
Rockette
25 May 2006, 04:11
Ok, so I'll supply the donuts, which takes care of the catering, and I'll take care of the photography. You can do the rest. What colour are you wearing?
Now I definitely am worried about where you are looking! Could you maybe put your avatar on FM's right? :shock:
I have to try to make a new picture for the wedding...it will be about 100 years older...but maybe more appropriate...
Ok, so I'll supply the donuts, which takes care of the catering, and I'll take care of the photography. You can do the rest. What colour are you wearing?
Hot pink I think??? No?
Rockette
25 May 2006, 04:18
... and FM is wearing?
Didn't work...
FM...I don't know...FM...whatcha wearing?
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 04:24
:twisted: Frilly shirt.
Black frock coat.
Hair will be down.
Red Hankie out.
And will also be wearing a large grin :mrgreen:
:twisted: Frilly shirt.
Black frock coat.
Hair will be down.
Red Hankie out.
And will also be wearing a large grin :mrgreen:
Sounds good to me...did you round up Elvis impersonator...ehhh...tributor?
A plague of a zillion tunes of the BabBazz be upon thee, for thine neglect of the Preacher. THou callst this martimony, with no official to swear afore? Thyselves embark upon a perilous journey, beset on all sides by shipwrecking seas and the demons of hell, leading thee into temptation, at the cost of thine souls, thy spirits, shall thine love stand that test? I fear not, for thee have yet to embrace the ways of the Loaf and accept the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to save thyselves from the evilness, both without and within. Yea, surely where would thou be without me? Cries the Loaf, anguished that his believers should prove their unfaithfulness in such a manner, and risk losing the one true way, condemned to suffer mercilessly, with unspeakable torture, for the lack of such a belief.
dant796
25 May 2006, 09:03
Not only have ye sinners forsaken the Preacher but thou hast compounded thy sins by invoking the false Elvis, pretender to the throne and herald of the BabBazz! Knowest thou no fear, oh wanton ones? Be not bewitched by the glitter of the rhinestones of the false Elvis, lest the swift and mighty vengeance of the blood red Gibson guitar rain down upon your faithless heads. Repent while ye may and embrace the way of the Loaf and heed the words of his faithful Preacher! The Day of the Loaf is at hand!
See, brothers and sisters, children of the Loaf, ye have heard it for thineselves, the time is upon thee to uprise and bespeak the truth, the one true way and true life, lest ye are not remembered when the day of Judegement is at hand. Brother Dant speaks finely, heed his words, for thou shalt not hear truer until thy deathday, when thee shalt see the face of the Loaf firsthand, and learn of thine fate.
I just re-read the invite...what do you mean we're not getting married in real life???
Oh I forgot about that....
Wasn't that for you and Fred???
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 12:49
Oh I forgot about that....
Wasn't for you and Fred???
:twisted: My fiancee ( :lmao: ) has informed me that there was a history between her and Fred, but that is well and truly in the past.
Of course I had to uphold mylady's honour, so for the sake of propreiety, I gave Fred a waedge, and now the slate is clean :mrgreen:
He may even attend the festivities if he so wishes.
We're a very understanding couple :lol:
*It's a bit like Dynasty all this ain't it? :lmao: *
:twisted: My fiancee ( :lmao: ) has informed me that there was a history between her and Fred, but that is well and truly in the past.
Of course I had to uphold mylady's honour, so for the sake of propreiety, I gave Fred a waedge, and now the slate is clean :mrgreen:
He may even attend the festivities if he so wishes.
We're a very understanding couple :lol:
*It's a bit like Dynasty all this ain't it? :lmao: *
Well due to the chance in circumstances my fee might have to go up.
Rockette
25 May 2006, 13:04
In for a penny; in for a pound, eh Ross?
In for a penny; in for a pound, eh Ross?
Administrative costs due to MsZees changing of men... all costs necessary...
See, brothers and sisters, children of the Loaf, ye have heard it for thineselves, the time is upon thee to uprise and bespeak the truth, the one true way and true life, lest ye are not remembered when the day of Judegement is at hand. Brother Dant speaks finely, heed his words, for thou shalt not hear truer until thy deathday, when thee shalt see the face of the Loaf firsthand, and learn of thine fate.
Told you you have a secret admirer....
Administrative costs due to MsZees changing of men... all costs necessary...
I am not asking who you're in RT...it is very obvious...*gives Ross jaundiced eye*
:twisted: My fiancee ( :lmao: ) has informed me that there was a history between her and Fred, but that is well and truly in the past.
Of course I had to uphold mylady's honour, so for the sake of propreiety, I gave Fred a waedge, and now the slate is clean :mrgreen:
He may even attend the festivities if he so wishes.
We're a very understanding couple :lol:
*It's a bit like Dynasty all this ain't it? :lmao: *
What is waedge???
There was no history between me and Fred...let's make this clear...he dared to ask me to download him...i don't do that before the wedding...we had to go our separate ways...
I am a good girl...I am...
I am not asking who you're in RT...it is very obvious...*gives Ross jaundiced eye*
What does RT mean?
What does RT mean?
Oh you British Scottish...RT - Real Time - Real Life
Oh you British Scottish...RT - Real Time - Real Life
Sorry I still don't understand what your original post means.. help me!
Sorry I still don't understand what your original post means.. help me!
You wanted to charge me additional fee for switching mates...it was a joke on my part - I guess not a very good one - more American than anything else...
1. I didn't mean no disrespect by it.
2. I still love you as a friend.
3. I still want you to play at the wedding.
4. I will pay whatever fee you charge...since it ain't coming from my pocket...
It was just a bad joke...I was saying that you must be a burecraut (I don't know how to spell this) in RT.
Ah I see!!
Wow thank you. I take it Mouse is responsible for the Payment then?
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 15:15
What is waedge???
There was no history between me and Fred...let's make this clear...he dared to ask me to download him...i don't do that before the wedding...we had to go our separate ways...
I am a good girl...I am...
:twisted: Sorry.
WEDGIE :oops:
I know your a good girl dear :lmao:
Ah I see!!
Wow thank you. I take it Mouse is responsible for the Payment then?
Actually...third unnamed party...somebody out here is anxious to get rid of me...hahahaha....
:twisted: Sorry.
WEDGIE :oops:
I know your a good girl dear :lmao:
Wedgie...you're such a romantic, dear...:roll:
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 15:19
:twisted: Well I had to protect your honour :lmao:
:twisted: Well I had to protect your honour :lmao:
Sounds like an episode of Benny Hill
Not only have ye sinners forsaken the Preacher but thou hast compounded thy sins by invoking the false Elvis, pretender to the throne and herald of the BabBazz! Knowest thou no fear, oh wanton ones? Be not bewitched by the glitter of the rhinestones of the false Elvis, lest the swift and mighty vengeance of the blood red Gibson guitar rain down upon your faithless heads. Repent while ye may and embrace the way of the Loaf and heed the words of his faithful Preacher! The Day of the Loaf is at hand!
I just re-read this...it appears that false Elvis is protested too much...
Oh my god...Elvis is alive and well and lives on MLUKFC forum!!!!
Revile thy evil ways amid the gnashing of teeth and the rattling of chains, or live sinfully in the damnable pits of hell lest eternity forsake thee.
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 16:44
:twisted: Well mlukfc really is the place for miracles lately.
A Mouse marrying a cat.
Now Elvis back from the grave.
Not to mention The Monster's Loose which is pretty damn miraculous :mrgreen:
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