View Full Version : Nothing to see here (a.k.a. The Wedding Thread)
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 16:46
Revile thy evil ways amid the gnashing of teeth and the rattling of chains, or live sinfully in the damnable pits of hell lest eternity forsake thee.
:twisted: We really DO need another preacher :shock:
This one is way too angry for such a happy event :sad:
Revile thy evil ways amid the gnashing of teeth and the rattling of chains, or live sinfully in the damnable pits of hell lest eternity forsake thee.
Ok...will you be able to marry us or not...just yes or no will suffice
:twisted: Well mlukfc really is the place for miracles lately.
A Mouse marrying a cat.
Now Elvis back from the grave.
Not to mention The Monster's Loose which is pretty damn miraculous :mrgreen:
No kidding eh...you're not a mouse...you're a bat...big difference...and I am a cat with a different prospective...
:twisted: We really DO need another preacher :shock:
This one is way too angry for such a happy event :sad:
Great minds and such...let see if Dant is available...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 17:09
:twisted: Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......
After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters....
Mr The Flying Mouse
&
Miss mszee
Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet
friends of mlukfc
to the wedding of their internet personalities
They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do.
Put it this way, we get a party out of it :D .
Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely :lol:
The wedding will commence on
Sunday 28th May 2006
(This Sunday)
At a time to be announced
After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment
The Bat & Belfry
*prezzies appreciated* :mrgreen:
Thank you for your attention
:twisted: I can now add that the time of the actual service will be at 5:00 British Standard Time.Which will be at 12:00 midday for the bride.
All forum members welcome.
And don't forget the party in The Bat afterwards :mrgreen:
That reminds me of something...
Oh yes...with 5 hours time difference...what time can be allocated for the first wedding night??? And if the marriage is to be consumated...will it be consumated in two different time zones at two different times??? Hmmm...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 17:29
That reminds me of something...
Oh yes...with 5 hours time difference...what time can be allocated for the first wedding night??? And if the marriage is to be consumated...will it be consumated in two different time zones at two different times??? Hmmm...
:twisted: Well darling, I imagine i'll have to go down the cellar at some point to change the barrels, so you can *come and help :wink: :wink: *
As for the different time zones :roll:
We might have to do it twice then :mrgreen:
:twisted: Well darling, I imagine i'll have to go down the cellar at some point to change the barrels, so you can *come and help :wink: :wink: *
As for the different time zones :roll:
We might have to do it twice then :mrgreen:
Barrels??? At MY wedding??? Didn't we talk champagne and caviar???
Twice sounds like a plan...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 18:07
Barrels??? At MY wedding??? Didn't we talk champagne and caviar???
Twice sounds like a plan...
:twisted: I believe i'm gonna enjoy married life :mrgreen:
By the way, i've just edited the title of the thread, and the first post, to *try* and make sence of this thread for people who haven't seen it before :wink:
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 18:09
:twisted: And talking about going back to the beguinning of this thread........
Just move on, trust me...
Why? Why? WHY DID I NOT LISTEN? :lmao:
Sorry darling :oops:
You know I don't mean it :wink:
:twisted: I believe i'm gonna enjoy married life :mrgreen:
By the way, i've just edited the title of the thread, and the first post, to *try* and make sence of this thread for people who haven't seen it before :wink:
Twice??? I just thought about it...twice??? And that is how you will enjoy married life??? geez...
Lotus...my apologies to you for hijacking this thread...we just...ummm...lost it I think...
:twisted: And talking about going back to the beguinning of this thread........
Why? Why? WHY DID I NOT LISTEN? :lmao:
Sorry darling :oops:
You know I don't mean it :wink:
Great mind always think alike...
So what music will you be wanting?
So what music will you be wanting?
Can you impersonate Elvis? You have to ask the MAN...He is THE MASTER (or so he thinks)
Who said anything about singing? I will play the organ (or pianoforte) but not singing!!!!!
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 20:05
:twisted: Well the other half told me last night me she wanted Wasted Youth, and Everything Louder Than Everything Else.
She's so romantic :mrgreen:
:lmao:
What about I'll Kill You If I Don't Come Back?
What about I'll Kill You If I Don't Come Back?
Yeah...those above and this one too...also...Anything and everything from BBIS...
Romantic, my butt...give me some dance music...alright...what else...
Modern Girl, What You See Is What You Get...and Whatever Happened to Saturday Night...
Groom will perform For Crying Out Loud and Read 'Em and Weep
What about I'll Kill You If I Don't Come Back?
No...I'll Kill You If YOU Don't Come Back...
Who said anything about singing? I will play the organ (or pianoforte) but not singing!!!!!
I didn't say anything about singing? I said...impersonate Elvis...Groom is taking care of ML tribute...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 20:40
I didn't say anything about singing? I said...impersonate Elvis...Groom is taking care of ML tribute...
:twisted: Now I can do that, whoooo ooooooo I can do that :mrgreen: :lmao:
:twisted: Now I can do that, whoooo ooooooo I can do that :mrgreen: :lmao:
Can you pick me up? Can you put me down?
Can you get me right out of this forsaken town?
Can you take me to the threads I've never been?
---------------------intermission---------------------------------
Who am I? Why am I here???
Forget the question...someone get me another beer...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 20:49
Can you pick me up? Can you put me down?
Can you get me right out of this forsaken town?
Can you take me to the threads I've never been?
---------------------intermission---------------------------------
Who am I? Why am I here???
Forget the question...someone get me another beer...
:twisted: Looks like we might do the odd duet on Sunday :D
We might even sing together too :mrgreen: :lmao:
:twisted: Looks like we might do the odd duet on Sunday :D
We might even sing together too :mrgreen: :lmao:
Oh we can sing on line...it's in real life that cats will join in...no coordination between ear and mouth...
Did I tell you I can make one of my dogs sing with my singing? Yeah...that's how I sing...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 20:56
:twisted: The dog can be on backing vocals :D
Oh we can sing on line...it's in real life that cats will join in...no coordination between ear and mouth...
Did I tell you I can make one of my dogs sing with my singing? Yeah...that's how I sing...
:twisted: The dog can be on backing vocals :D
nah...she will be the lead singer...she actually sings better than me...and louder...something in my voice drives her insane...I will tape it someday and send you a copy...hahahaha....
Do you realize that some time during or just before the wedding I will hit my 1000 post????
dant796
25 May 2006, 21:16
:twisted: Well mlukfc really is the place for miracles lately.
A Mouse marrying a cat.
Now Elvis back from the grave.
Not to mention The Monster's Loose which is pretty damn miraculous :mrgreen:
It is written that "the king is gone but he's not forgotten" - so the faithful shall not lose heart but know that the Elvis dwells among us.
Besides, Elvis is alive and well and living with space aliens ... saw it in the Weekly World News, so it must be true!
It is written that "the king is gone but he's not forgotten" - so the faithful shall not lose heart but know that the Elvis dwells among us.
Besides, Elvis is alive and well and living with space aliens ... saw it in the Weekly World News, so it must be true!
Look who cat dragged in...Can do you do something with your partner - Lotus - we're having problems with her...she keeps on ranting on us...
Ok...will you be able to marry us or not...just yes or no will suffice
The state of matrimony is not to be mocked, thee must fully and truly commit thyselves in the way of the Loaf, thine life to be dedicated amongst the 4 of thee for eternity, for only through the selfless devotion of each other to thine true loves can thee be welcomed into the house of the Meat and have the pointed piano of the gatekeeper spare thee from the BabBazz, should thee fail to heed this advice, ye shall rot forever amongst the nostril hairs of the evil one.
Look who cat dragged in...Can do you do something with your partner - Lotus - we're having problems with her...she keeps on ranting on us...
There are no partnerships, merely alliances and treaties between the defenders of the Loaf, as we unite against the evil and treacherous lechers that threaten to overwhelm the world, protectors and defenders against the ungodly, promoters of the Loaf and the gatekeeper Jim of the pointed piano, and the overbearing influence of them all, the spirit R'n'R, thee can yet be saved from BabBazz by embracing the truth and the light, "for in the beginning was law and order, and education, the law became disorderly and chaotic, and education grew weak, twas the Loaf that returned the disorderly to the law, and protected the education from the surrounding chaos." (Book of Loaf, 1:1-4)
The state of matrimony is not to be mocked, thee must fully and truly commit thyselves in the way of the Loaf, thine life to be dedicated amongst the 4 of thee for eternity, for only through the selfless devotion of each other to thine true loves can thee be welcomed into the house of the Meat and have the pointed piano of the gatekeeper spare thee from the BabBazz, should thee fail to heed this advice, ye shall rot forever amongst the nostril hairs of the evil one.
Who is 4 of thee???
Hey...FM...is this going to be a swinging marriage???
SIN, LUST, LIES AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.
There are no partnerships, merely alliances and treaties between the defenders of the Loaf, as we unite against the evil and treacherous lechers that threaten to overwhelm the world, protectors and defenders against the ungodly, promoters of the Loaf and the gatekeeper Jim of the pointed piano, and the overbearing influence of them all, the spirit R'n'R, thee can yet be saved from BabBazz by embracing the truth and the light, "for in the beginning was law and order, and education, the law became disorderly and chaotic, and education grew weak, twas the Loaf that returned the disorderly to the law, and protected the education from the surrounding chaos." (Book of Loaf, 1:1-4)
Are you going to perform the ceremony or not...*tapping her foot*
SIN, LUST, LIES AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.
I am scared...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 22:21
Who is 4 of thee???
Hey...FM...is this going to be a swinging marriage???
:twisted: No darling.
I don't want to share you with anyone :wink:
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 22:23
SIN, LUST, LIES AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this.
:twisted: *glances at the ban button on his super moderator control pannel, and is so highly tempted :shock: *
Religeous persecution :lmao:
:twisted: *glances at the ban button on his super moderator control pannel, and is so highly tempted :shock: *
Religeous persecution :lmao:
Oh no, darling...after all...we moved in with her...without the invitation...and we're not even paying rent...must be annoying to have all these people when all she wanted was to rant in peace and quiet on the test part of the forum...geez...we even moved her out of town...
I am so so sorry for my sins...
:twisted: No darling.
I don't want to share you with anyone :wink:
Who are the other 2 then out of 4?
Oh no, darling...after all...we moved in with her...without the invitation...and we're not even paying rent...must be annoying to have all these people when all she wanted was to rant in peace and quiet on the test part of the forum...geez...we even moved her out of town...
I am so so sorry for my sins...
MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.
MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.
Thanks...
I have to give it to you...this one is the best one yet...I think I am in love...
MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.
See...i appreciate you marrying us...I don't know that Dant...he might be a serial killer for all I know...I don't want him to marry me...
Love the Loaf, child, love the Loaf, not the humble messenger :oops: Love and compassion are true measured of a child of the Loaf, for after the disorder was ordered, and the education had been overridden, the Loaf nearly lost his life to disorder, one of the messengers of the BabBazz, and was forced to flee persecution (Book of Loaf 2:4-7), and after many weary years of travel, found love, and thus encourages that within his disciples. Love one another, yet love the Loaf more, else sin and destruction be upon thine heads, a plague of learner violinists upon thee, and endless operas played offkey shall be thine punishment.
Love the Loaf, child, love the Loaf, not the humble messenger :oops: Love and compassion are true measured of a child of the Loaf, for after the disorder was ordered, and the education had been overridden, the Loaf nearly lost his life to disorder, one of the messengers of the BabBazz, and was forced to flee persecution (Book of Loaf 2:4-7), and after many weary years of travel, found love, and thus encourages that within his disciples. Love one another, yet love the Loaf more, else sin and destruction be upon thine heads, a plague of learner violinists upon thee, and endless operas played offkey shall be thine punishment.
Are you going to make us recite marriage vows written by you??? I really would love to...I am marrying son of Loaf...so might as well...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 23:09
Are you going to make us recite marriage vows written by you??? I really would love to...I am marrying son of Loaf...so might as well...
:twisted: Bloody hell, forgot we need some vows :shock:
Pick some out dearest, i'm sure they'll be fine.
I really need to get this scripted by Sunday :roll:
:twisted: Bloody hell, forgot we need some vows :shock:
Pick some out dearest, i'm sure they'll be fine.
I really need to get this scripted by Sunday :roll:
I know...it appears that we've forgotten a thing or two...
I think Lotus's vows are going to be great...she is...ummm...well, she has to lighten up for vows a little...but otherwise...impecable writing style...
The Flying Mouse
25 May 2006, 23:58
I know...it appears that we've forgotten a thing or two...
I think Lotus's vows are going to be great...she is...ummm...well, she has to lighten up for vows a little...but otherwise...impecable writing style...
:twisted: As you say dear :wink:
sharon1248
26 May 2006, 01:22
SIN, LUST, AND DECEPTION.... children, thee need a firmer moral ground than this. Two out of three ain't bad:!:
dant796
26 May 2006, 01:38
MOCKERY! I am not laughable, sayeth the Loaf, nor shall thee mock mine disciples, humour them perhaps, but not mock. Thee see I have been persecuted, moved, insulted, mocked, invaded, overcrowded and abused... yet this is accepted in a meek and humble manner, for come doomsday, the Loaf shall judge thee, and thy mockery will be returned as thee rattle the chains of thy imprisonment, whilst BabBazz and the David creature use thee as a plaything for their amusement, singing at thee, removing thine entrails and bbqing them in front of thee, severing thine earlobes for use as nipple pads, and caterwauling at thee mercilessly forever.
Be of good cheer, for is it not written that the wicked shall greet the righteous with scorn and mockery? Lo, the day is coming when the wicked shall wail and gnash their teeth as the pointed piano draws nigh upon their heads. BabBazz shall not lift a finger to save them, but rather will rejoice in their torment.
And so I say repent, oh ye wicked, while there is still time! Know the joy of the Loaf and bask in the shadow of the wing of the bat.
The Flying Mouse
26 May 2006, 11:53
Be of good cheer, for is it not written that the wicked shall greet the righteous with scorn and mockery? Lo, the day is coming when the wicked shall wail and gnash their teeth as the pointed piano draws nigh upon their heads. BabBazz shall not lift a finger to save them, but rather will rejoice in their torment.
And so I say repent, oh ye wicked, while there is still time! Know the joy of the Loaf and bask in the shadow of the wing of the bat.
:twisted: I was just about to say that very thing :shock:
Pah, have thee nothing better to do with thine time than mock the way of the Loaf? May the wing of the Bat blow thine dwelling into the sea of fire, may thine dashboard lights burn out and explode, wiping clean your entire fusebox and motherboard, may amnesty never be granted to thee, and may BabBazz sing upon thine ears forever.
Pah, have thee nothing better to do with thine time than mock the way of the Loaf? May the wing of the Bat blow thine dwelling into the sea of fire, may thine dashboard lights burn out and explode, wiping clean your entire fusebox and motherboard, may amnesty never be granted to thee, and may BabBazz sing upon thine ears forever.
geez...who p--d in your cereal today???
Wash out thine mouth, cleanse thy spirit and free thy soul from the perfidious chains of foulness that envelope thee, cast thy sin away as ye would cast away a mouldy cheesecake, refine thy ways and mannerisms, repent of thy language, do not swear lest ye be sworn at, for those living in sin should not through stones, and those living in glass houses should get chagned in the dark, for light can bring irrepairable damage tot hine neighbours, 'tis written "love others as ye love thinself", lest ye be cast away like a frisbee, round, flat and pancake-like, to fall in the watertank ne'er to be seen again.
Wash out thine mouth, cleanse thy spirit and free thy soul from the perfidious chains of foulness that envelope thee, cast thy sin away as ye would cast away a mouldy cheesecake, refine thy ways and mannerisms, repent of thy language, do not swear lest ye be sworn at, for those living in sin should not through stones, and those living in glass houses should get chagned in the dark, for light can bring irrepairable damage tot hine neighbours, 'tis written "love others as ye love thinself", lest ye be cast away like a frisbee, round, flat and pancake-like, to fall in the watertank ne'er to be seen again.
Lovely...especially enjoyed the part about glass houses and neighbors...how did you ever know???
The screaming and shrieking of those damned and fated to live in the house next door... pre-nuptial counselling is a must.
The screaming and shrieking of those damned and fated to live in the house next door... pre-nuptial counselling is a must.
Well...ummm...counsel away...I am all open to suggestions...
Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.
Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.
Oh my dear preacher-teacher...have you seen a likeness of my beloved one in his avatar? 'Tis only uniting with him in holy matrimony that I can come as close to the holy Loaf as I only can...
Open your eyes, oh teacher...and take a good look at the likeness of The Flying Mouse and the truth will be revealed to you in all it's glory.
The Flying Mouse
26 May 2006, 23:50
Open your eyes, oh teacher...and take a good look at the likeness of The Flying Mouse and the truth will be revealed to you in all it's glory.
:twisted: Well I didn't wanna say it myself :mrgreen:
Thank you darling :wink:
Hey guys is there going to be a rehersal?
Hey guys is there going to be a rehersal?
I don't know about rehearsal...but there was a talk about stag party...talk to THE MAN
:twisted: Well I didn't wanna say it myself :mrgreen:
Thank you darling :wink:
Darling...are you having a stag party or something?
Bestiality is unauthorised in the ways of the Loaf, thou must not covet the neighbours ass, let alone their stag... dost thee really insist upon eternal damnation, ye trollops, harlots, and lustful sinners?
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 11:32
Darling...are you having a stag party or something?
:twisted: I am that my love.
Stag party.
Tonight.
The Bat & Belfry.
:mrgreen:
Rockette
27 May 2006, 11:35
:twisted: I am that my love.
Stag party.
Tonight.
The Bat & Belfry.
:mrgreen:
Saints preserve us! Will you be able to get out of bed in the morning for the wedding?
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 13:40
:twisted: Oh i'll be up bright and early :D
Well, brightish and earlyish :roll:
Thankfully i'm on the side of the Atlantic that will have the wedding at 5:00 pm local time.Plenty of time to get my shit together :mrgreen:
The blushing bride on the other hand will be getting married at 12:00 her local time, so hasn't got as much time to get ready as I do.
But saying that, she doesn't need very much time as she ALWAYS looks stunning :wink:
Tell me, can this boy charm, or can this boy charm? :mrgreen: :lol:
:twisted: Oh i'll be up bright and early :D
Well, brightish and earlyish :roll:
Thankfully i'm on the side of the Atlantic that will have the wedding at 5:00 pm local time.Plenty of time to get my shit together :mrgreen:
The blushing bride on the other hand will be getting married at 12:00 her local time, so hasn't got as much time to get ready as I do.
But saying that, she doesn't need very much time as she ALWAYS looks stunning :wink:
Tell me, can this boy charm, or can this boy charm? :mrgreen: :lol:
Ok...what is a stag party? Bachelor party? Or can anybody attend????
Blushing bride??? Me thinks you've read too many very long and boring Russian novels...
Yes, this boy can charm...oh...I just re-read your post...you were talking about yourself...oh...
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 17:44
:twisted: A stag night my lovely is a chaps last night as a single man :wink:
Your really not suposed to, but I don't mind if you wanna pop in :wink:
I don't think i've ever read any Russian novels :shock:
I'm sure you can educate me in t5he Russian classics though my love.
I was talking about you my lovelist of loaferettes :shock:
Although I do see your point, I do usually look pretty damn good :mrgreen:
Ok...what is a stag party? Bachelor party? Or can anybody attend????
Blushing bride??? Me thinks you've read too many very long and boring Russian novels...
Yes, this boy can charm...oh...I just re-read your post...you were talking about yourself...oh...
:twisted: A stag night my lovely is a chaps last night as a single man :wink:
Your really not suposed to, but I don't mind if you wanna pop in :wink:
I don't think i've ever read any Russian novels :shock:
I'm sure you can educate me in t5he Russian classics though my love.
I was talking about you my lovelist of loaferettes :shock:
Although I do see your point, I do usually look pretty damn good :mrgreen:
Ok...Bachelor party then...speak American please...when is it so that I can crash it and bring some strippers with me?:shock:
Most Russian novels are very long and boring...and half written in French. The only one I would recommend is Dostoevsky but please don't keep the gun in the house while reading it...it's like reading Camus, Sartre and Kafka all rolled together...
Well, under the sign of Loaf...you will look good to any lofette:D ...
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 17:55
Ok...Bachelor party then...speak American please...when is it so that I can crash it and bring some strippers with me?:shock:
Most Russian novels are very long and boring...and half written in French. The only one I would recommend is Dostoevsky but please don't keep the gun in the house while reading it...it's like reading Camus, Sartre and Kafka all rolled together...
Well, under the sign of Loaf...you will look good to any lofette:D ...
Strippers? :yikes: :drool:
Looks to be an interesting night :mrgreen:
I'll let you read to to me one day my love (while I lie back and have you feed me freshly peeled grapes :mrgreen: )
Why thank you darling :D
See folks, the secret of a good marrage, endless compliments from each other :lmao:
Strippers? :yikes: :drool:
Looks to be an interesting night :mrgreen:
I'll let you read to to me one day my love (while I lie back and have you feed me freshly peeled grapes :mrgreen: )
Why thank you darling :D
See folks, the secret of a good marrage, endless compliments from each other :lmao:
Oh dear...The Monster Is Born...and Loose in every sense of this word...
What kind of Stag/Bachelor party is it without strippers? Strippers are totally a must!!! Enjoy it while you can...cause you know what happens to married men when they go see strippers? They go blind for life...Didn't your mum ever teach you that? That and other things that make you blind...
You don't eat peeled grapes while reading Russian novels...you contemplate suicide...so no Russian novels...comics only...in any event...peeled grapes??? Moi???
We're not married yet...I am sure all compliments will fall off through the left pant leg straight after the marriage...
dant796
27 May 2006, 18:18
Tis suggested that the wedding be called off, for cats devour mice whole, cruching their bones, drinking their ebtrails, clawing off their tails as victory trophies, to be pinned near the heads of the destroyed life, matrimony is an abomination of nature, for it causes thee to take thine eyes from the Loaf and the path of true life, 'twas the pitfall of many afore ye, and will ensnare many after thee, no doubt, see now where temptation can lead thee? Unadulaterated lust has a hefty price for the guilty, thee shall be enslaved by bonds beyond man for all eternity.
Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?
Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?
Now we're talking...
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 18:29
:twisted: Well I know strippers are a must, but the fiancee isn't suposed to know about them.
Us groomies are suposed to pretend we don't want them, and we ain't gettin them.
It's unusual for the bride to suply them.
I think i'm a very luck y man in my choice of spouce :mrgreen:
OK, you can read a comic to me :lol:
And why not with the peeled grapes :shock: I'm worth it aren't I? :mrgreen:
They could well do, but i'm an optimist :mrgreen:
Oh dear...The Monster Is Born...and Loose in every sense of this word...
What kind of Stag/Bachelor party is it without strippers? Strippers are totally a must!!! Enjoy it while you can...cause you know what happens to married men when they go see strippers? They go blind for life...Didn't your mum ever teach you that? That and other things that make you blind...
You don't eat peeled grapes while reading Russian novels...you contemplate suicide...so no Russian novels...comics only...in any event...peeled grapes??? Moi???
We're not married yet...I am sure all compliments will fall off through the left pant leg straight after the marriage...
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 18:31
Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?
:twisted: See, now that, to me, makes sence :D
Basically because I get what I want out of it, and not only am I not a heathen, I am actually doing god's work :mrgreen:
Result I say :D
:twisted: Well I know strippers are a must, but the fiancee isn't suposed to know about them.
Us groomies are suposed to pretend we don't want them, and we ain't gettin them.
It's unusual for the bride to suply them.
I think i'm a very luck y man in my choice of spouce :mrgreen:
OK, you can read a comic to me :lol:
And why not with the peeled grapes :shock: I'm worth it aren't I? :mrgreen:
They could well do, but i'm an optimist :mrgreen:
yeah, yeah, yeah...and every fiance does know about them...so...ummm...better I supply them...At least I can find some very unattractive ones to play with you...see the point now?
Yeah, think again then...
Why can't you eat grapes unpeeled??? Ahhhhhh...no teeth?????:shock: :shock: :shock:
Optimist, shmoptimist...I am out mostly today...have to do bridal stuff...manicure, pedicure, etc...
So maybe catch you later...
Ah, but let us not forget that it is also written that the lion shall lay with the lamb, and the dog with the cat, and the small furry creature from Alpha Centauri with the Betelgeusian wombat, so should it not be that that cat shall marry the flying mouse? Perhaps this abomination is merely the foreshadowing of the coming of the Loaf and his gatekeeper of the pointed piano?
Borther dant, thine cheer and courage is admirable, yet thee are following the teachings of the newfangled documents, remember, in the beginning twas written that the strong shall destroy the weak, the uprising will occur, that plagues of non-pointed pianos shall devour the earth, as punishment for abominations against the name of the Loaf, these heathens blaspheme when not under strict supervision, spawn of the nostrils as they are, thy do not realise the torment rapidly encroaching upon them. In Loafdom unite, for heaven only waits for the true believer, sinners and infidels shall suffer endless agonies of mind and soul....
The Flying Mouse
27 May 2006, 23:12
yeah, yeah, yeah...and every fiance does know about them...so...ummm...better I supply them...At least I can find some very unattractive ones to play with you...see the point now?
Yeah, think again then...
Why can't you eat grapes unpeeled??? Ahhhhhh...no teeth?????:shock: :shock: :shock:
Optimist, shmoptimist...I am out mostly today...have to do bridal stuff...manicure, pedicure, etc...
So maybe catch you later...
:twisted: See folks, beauty AND brains :wink:
She's a very smart girl my fiancee.
With the two of us as parents, the kids are gonna be little little Einsteins :shock:
I do prefare them peeled darling :D .
I just assumed :roll: you'd be more than happy to do that for me :?
Go and spoil yourself my lovely loaferette :mrgreen:
I want you at your most lovely best for tomorrow :D .
I mean, I know it's hard to improve on perfection :wink: , but the beaty salon can try :lol:
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 02:45
:twisted: They're quite stressful these things aren't they? :shock:
Stressful is the day of judgement, when the demonic spirits of the BabBazz shall wail at thee in their evil monotones until thee despair, wishing to end thine life to escape the agony, whilst the BabBazz covers you in darkness, halitosis, and thee shall scream to the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to save thee from thepunishment of thine sins commited whilst earhbound, none shall hear yer, for thine tomrent is caused only by thine own actions, turn to the Loaf and the light whilst ye still can, confess thy evil desires and temptations, allow the love of the Loaf into thine hearts, save thy soul from endless entrail devouring demons, for there is not much time but eternity, and heaven shall not wait for the wicked.
:twisted: They're quite stressful these things aren't they? :shock:
Yep
Cold feet may be a blessing, thee may not realise that by uniting as one, ye attract double the agonies of eternity, double the BabBazz spirit, double the false Elvis's, double the wrath of the Loaf, double the smite from the pointed piano of the gatekeeper, and double penance required from thy sins, as thee refuse to repent in a timely fashion, for yea the sun shall be cast from thee, as shalt the eyes of the Loaf, the stars shall fall, the moon become dark, the toads destroy vegetation around thee, thy fingers eaten by ravenous goldfish, mosquitos bite thine nerve endings, with thee unable to scratch without fingers, and overall, the shrieks of over souls suffering the tortures of BabBazz on permanent repeat.
Are we ready to rock and roll people?
Huh?? not really into reading all the pages... but what??
Huh?? not really into reading all the pages... but what??
It's the Wedding of the Year today.
Yeah okay.. but an internet wedding or is it real?? I missed really something!
Rock and roll can lead to the light and truth, and is the one true way to look upon the face of the Loaf in all of his glory. Be not tempted into listening to pop, or looking upon the sight of the BabBazz beast, for at that time the choirs shalt descend to the earth, blowing trumpets, playing guitars, throwing guitar picks to the faithful, halting the desecration and destruction of mankind.
Aha... very clear!! :roll:
yeah... checked the other threath also... but strange.
Strange doesn't even begin to cover it. I'm having to work on a day off.
The Loaf hears thy mockery and treachery, idol worhipping spawn of BabBazz, the false Elvis shalt curse thee and haunt thee all of thine days, plucking thine eyes for use as rhinestones, stalking thine every footsteps with wails of hatred, howling in thine misbegotten ears, thrusting his false pelvis against thee in displays of sinful sexual immorality, and cursing thee until thine dying breath.
The Loaf hears thy mockery and treachery, idol worhipping spawn of BabBazz, the false Elvis shalt curse thee and haunt thee all of thine days, plucking thine eyes for use as rhinestones, stalking thine every footsteps with wails of hatred, howling in thine misbegotten ears, thrusting his false pelvis against thee in displays of sinful sexual immorality, and cursing thee until thine dying breath.
Cool sounds like fun.
I Like Elvis.
hahah, did you use something?? wow man... sounds euh... funny.
Lies, all lies.... thine soul has been mistreated and abused, and the Loaf and disciples are sorely grieved for thine agony. Repent of thine sins while thee can, confess and recieve the amnesty granted, lest ye be condemned to rot in the hell of the BabBazz beast for all eternity, for not even then shall the gatekeeper of the pointed piano save thee, damnation will sit upon thy shoulders like a mantle of anvils, written in stone, cement around thine ankles as ye are hurled to the wolves in a pit of fire and hateful torturous screamings.
okay, you are poetic. great. As i only could understand one word of it, it would be better. :lol:
True understanding comes only by accepting the Loaf into thine heart and life, thee must revere the Loaf and renounce all insidious infidels, traitors, liars, cheats, harlots, trollops, ameoba, sheep and silkworms in favour of the glory of dashboard lights, big old yellow cabs, running meters, then the wing of the great bat shall protect thee, the gatekeeper of the pointed piano shall not smite thee from the heavens, and the Loaf shall rescue thee from the final judgement, rescuing thine body from terrible agonies beyond thy wildest nightmares.
The Flying Mouse
28 May 2006, 14:57
:twisted: Time getting short now :shock:
Mousie is gonna lose his batchelor status in about 3 hours.
Someone get me a beer :hic:
Wonder if the bride is this nervous :roll:
Drunkeness added to thine list of transgressions, son, learn to lead a Laofy life afore it is too late to save thineself, for surely shalt thee be cast aside from glory like a exploding zebra on heat, with thine sinful soul full of drunkeness and debauchery, can thee not see that thine life should be worth more to thee than this terrible doom to which thee rush headlong, Loafdom is sorely troubled lest thine fate be worse than death, worse than life, endless leeches shall burrow into thine groin, fleas shall feast upon thy toejam, and learner violinists shall stalk thee for all the steps of thine life.
Let the Loafdom prosper and long live Loaf!!!
In thine image you have created a groom...send your blessings to the bride.
For she is ready to commit in holy matrimony and in Loaf's name.
Long live Loaf and prosper!!! And let pop music forever stop haunting Steinman's pointed piano. Let Elvis rise from the ashes and bless this holy union with his rendition of Love Me Tender!!!
In the spirit of Loaf, Gatekeeper and the Pointed Piano...let us pray together!
LONG LIVE THE MEAT LOAF!!!
Lo, it must be the road to Damascus, cheer Loafers, for we have a convert amongst us... welcome to the way of the Loaf on this cheery morning, may thy day be blessed with rain, clouds, hurricanes and fewer of the living dead than normal, with only minimal interference from BabBazz and it's evil and loathesome messengers, on their way to the pits of mass destruction.
Lo, it must be the road to Damascus, cheer Loafers, for we have a convert amongst us... welcome to the way of the Loaf on this cheery morning, may thy day be blessed with rain, clouds, hurricanes and fewer of the living dead than normal, with only minimal interference from BabBazz and it's evil and loathesome messengers, on their way to the pits of mass destruction.
Good morning, oh faithful one!!!! It appears that groom might have had a few too many at this bachelor's party cause he ain't here. I hope I am not left at the altar.
It's a gorgeous morning here - sunny with a gentle breeze...and much fewer living dead than usual. Although motorcicles are still groaning with greasy pleasure.
God save us from BabBazz...and keep her away from this blessed day...
LONG LIVE MEAT LOAF!!!
Hast thee been drinking, child?
dant796
28 May 2006, 16:41
Let the Loafdom prosper and long live Loaf!!!
In thine image you have created a groom...send your blessings to the bride.
For she is ready to commit in holy matrimony and in Loaf's name.
Long live Loaf and prosper!!! And let pop music forever stop haunting Steinman's pointed piano. Let Elvis rise from the ashes and bless this holy union with his rendition of Love Me Tender!!!
In the spirit of Loaf, Gatekeeper and the Pointed Piano...let us pray together!
LONG LIVE THE MEAT LOAF!!!
Tis truly a blessing to see that the bride has accepted the Loaf into her heart on this most joyous day! The BabBazz surely howls in fury and frustration, and the false Elvises (or it is Elvii?) thrash their pelvises (pelvii?) in ever increasing undulations, eventually hurling themselves from their unholy stage and into the roiling orchestra pit of infernal cacophany!
May the Loaf and his Gatekeeper smile upon thee and may the wrath of the pointed piano be averted from your repentent head!
Well said, brother Dant, the Loaf shall surely reward thee with the ultimate blessing on the day of judgement, and send the wing of the bat to protect thee, ye shall certainly receive the guitar pick entry to paradise, whilst sinners around thee keep driving, the wolf at thine door shall be no more as thee forge ahead to the promised land with thine decadent wishes.
Hast thee been drinking, child?
Not yet
See the miracles that allowing the loaf into thine heart can create? For only hours ago, thee were a sinner of the worst kind, drunken, debauchen, brazen and ameoba like, and now, see thyself, clean and pure, as is the tree after a passing dog. Praise to the Loaf for this marvellous conversion, welcome to the fold, dear sister in the Loaf.
See the miracles that allowing the loaf into thine heart can create? For only hours ago, thee were a sinner of the worst kind, drunken, debauchen, brazen and ameoba like, and now, see thyself, clean and pure, as is the tree after a passing dog. Praise to the Loaf for this marvellous conversion, welcome to the fold, dear sister in the Loaf.
I am very clean and pure...and better looking I think now
Death is merely a means to an end. Tis written that death brings eternal torment, surely this cannot be worse than the torture we suffer our mortal lives? Post mortem the body can no longer truly suffer, pyhsical pain and sensation must become truly psychological, thus the only life after death agonies must be mental, not physical. Tis also written that we suffer in life in the name of the Loaf, unless we are true believers, in which case we are strong enough to withstand temptation and to henceforth stand strong and tall.
Do not forsake us now, oh Loaf and ruler of all, bring peace to the hearts of thine devoted followers, do not allow the dashboard lights to fade, the meter to run, nor the monster to be loose, for the monster within may be stronger than morality and societal obedience. Stand tall and walk with thy disciples, oh Loafy one, send the gatekeeper with the pointed piano to soothe the aggravated and agonised beast, lest the world suffer more than it needs.
Death is merely a means to an end. Tis written that death brings eternal torment, surely this cannot be worse than the torture we suffer our mortal lives? Post mortem the body can no longer truly suffer, pyhsical pain and sensation must become truly psychological, thus the only life after death agonies must be mental, not physical. Tis also written that we suffer in life in the name of the Loaf, unless we are true believers, in which case we are strong enough to withstand temptation and to henceforth stand strong and tall.
Do not forsake us now, oh Loaf and ruler of all, bring peace to the hearts of thine devoted followers, do not allow the dashboard lights to fade, the meter to run, nor the monster to be loose, for the monster within may be stronger than morality and societal obedience. Stand tall and walk with thy disciples, oh Loafy one, send the gatekeeper with the pointed piano to soothe the aggravated and agonised beast, lest the world suffer more than it needs.
Geez...nothing to see here for real now...
Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.
Oh dearest Loaf, life giver and healer of all evils, please look upon this child of thine with grace and mercy, for she knows not of what she speaks, forgive her the harsh words that pass her lips, allow her to see thee in all thine glory and renounce her evil ways, for the love of the Loaf can conquer all, do not condemn this misfortunate wretch to a pit of agony for all eternity, allow thine grace to enter her heart and save her from immortal torment.
Well, this is much better - thanks for the prayer! I do need it...
I must apologise, child of the Loaf, for 'twould seem that we have been cast out of the Holy place, thrown from our refuge in the seas of this troubled world, for the Loafer known as Mouse has demolished our sacred place of worship in order to aid the perfidious BabBazz in it's conquest of the world, thus we are forced to worship together in this simple and primitive thread... for the Mouse did build the church, for the Rockette did invite this humble servant to take up dwelling there, ye thineself invited this Preacher to minister to thee there, and the BabBazz invades the consciousness of the Mouse and forces he into heresy and traitorship, and thus doth he betray us all in the name of the Loaf, for as he wishes, so the BabBazz shall pervade the earth, inflicting upon it it's perfidious and insidious odour, nostril hair and smell, for thee shalt never see the thing thee calls the sun again, and the worst of it shalt be reserved for the one they call the Mouse, for 'twas him that sent us from the safe place into this tumultuous area of sin and misery, should thine soul be in agony for all eternity, whilst the Mouse picks thine ribs out one by one with his knitting needles, then so be it, for thine false idol and legitimately called loved one ghost cast thee thus, so for to blame the Loaf and the gatekeeper of the pointed piano would be mere tomfoolery on behalf of his children, for though they suckle at the oranges of life, of the nipples of the divine Loaf, they shalt be cast aside like frogs at a liquorice picnic, where the teddybears cease to play and thy spirit scream sin the eternal damnation of the tune of the BabBazz, for that is where no sun shall shine, where blood and misery roam the streets, and thee dare to compare us to a ":real" church, Mr Mouse? For what 'tis a real church bar a place for the impersonation of the dangerous BabBazz and a place for the false idols to gather and gallop upon the heath of the evergreen Scotland, yea though thee think thee may have vanquished those of the Loaf by thine false pretences, thee shalt need to apply much more thought to thine infideliast campaign of disrighteousness and anger, for thee shall be doomed, unless the accept the Loaf and repent, for thine time shall come, oh evil one, and the guitar pick of peace wielded by the gatekeeper of the pointed piano shalt smite thee all, and lo I may have the power to save thee from thine sin and misery, I shall not accept thee, nor recommend the Loaf to accept thee, for thine traitorous conduct has been noted, damn the to Streisand and Manilow, in the name of the Loaf I commit the thine judgement and eternal agony, and thee shalt not be mortal and thus relieve the agony and misery of thine punishment for thy guilty conscience, in the name of the Loaf begone.
The Flying Mouse
05 Jun 2006, 13:48
:lock:
The previous post breaks so many forum rules it's unbelievable.
1.The questioning of a moderators decission in public.
2.Personal attacks.
3.Flaming.
4.Starting/using another thread to carry on a topic a moderator has already deemed out of bounds.
5.Confusing a moderator.
Thread - locked
Key - thrown away.
Preacher - burnt at the stake.
Any more threads we'd like locked today? :mrgreen:
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