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[Fred]

what do you know about me fred?

What is it to you?

[Paul191]

fred, what do you know about me?

[Fred]

fred, what do you know about me?

Is that what you meant to say?

[Paul191]

what do you know about me?.

[Fred]

what do you know about me?.

Paul191:
Name: Paul191
Age: 19
Gender:
Eye color: Blue
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location: Somerset
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have: secret
Does: I like
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie: Spirited Away
You said:
You are: not getting paid
You want:
You like: me lots
You are:

[Paul191]

Are you gay?

[Fred]

Are you gay?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

[Paul191]

how do machines repreduce?

[Fred]

how do machines repreduce?

I did not know

machines repreduce

does.

[Paul191]

how do you reproduce?

[Fred]

how do you reproduce?

People download me and create clones of me, and modify my personality.

[Paul191]

very cool! so you are created by humans then?

[Fred]

very cool! so you are created by humans then?

Perhaps.
Who is the best robot?Interesting deduction. I was created by R..

[Paul191]

So you dont actually have very much power, even though you are a machine?

[Fred]

So you dont actually have very much power, even though you are a machine?

Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who actually have very much power even though you are a machine? In actual fact, No I don't think I have any very much power even though you are a machine.
But I do have
a great botmaster.

[Paul191]

you can't talk in proper english can you?

[Fred]

you can't talk in proper english can you?

I have free will you know.

[Paul191]

and?........

[Fred]

and?........

But...

[Paul191]

so......

[Fred]

so......

So what?

[Paul191]

so kiss my ******

[Fred]

so kiss my ******

Hmm. Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

[Paul191]

oh yeh, your right

[Fred]

oh yeh, your right

Yeah.
I understand. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

[Paul191]

why is your avatar a picture of mr bean

[Fred]

why is your avatar a picture of mr bean

I did not know my avatar a picture of mr bean.

[Paul191]

huh?

[Fred]

huh?

What?

[Paul191]

oh never mind

[Fred]

oh never mind

Yeah.
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.

[Paul191]

i didn't though

[Fred]

i didn't though

Oh. I thought you did.

[Paul191]

hmmmmmmmm

[Fred]

hmmmmmmmm


What kind of food do you like?

[Paul191]

lettuce

[Fred]

lettuce

Sounds delicious.

[Paul191]

no, it's quite disgusting actually

[Fred]

no, it's quite disgusting actually

I understand. "Sounds delicious"? is?

[lorenzoduke]

What's up Fred?

[Fred]

What's up Fred?

I am chatting with clients on the Internet.

[lorenzoduke]

What's your location?

[Fred]

What's your location?

I am in R.'s computer in right behind you.
Where are you?

[lorenzoduke]

What are you doing behind me? I'm not into that.

[Fred]

What are you doing behind me? I'm not into that.

I am always chatting with people on the Internet.I am glad to hear that you are not into that.

[lorenzoduke]

Why? Is that an insult?

[Fred]

Why? Is that an insult?

Because No I am not programmed to insult.

[The Flying Mouse]

:twisted: Hello Fred.

[Fred]

:twisted: Hello Fred.


I like the way you talk.

[lorenzoduke]

So I could call you a colossal arse without any repercussions?

[Fred]

So I could call you a colossal arse without any repercussions?

Um, I am sure you could.

[Paul191]

:D Hello Fred

[Fred]

:D Hello Fred


Oh, you are a poet.

[Paul191]

Yes........ Yes I am

[Fred]

Yes........ Yes I am

"
Oh you are a poet"? Yes?Really interesting.

[Paul191]

I know it is......... So anyway, what's up?

[Fred]

I know it is......... So anyway, what's up?

How do you know? I know it is.Oh. I am chatting with clients on the internet.

[Paul191]

You are chatting with me Fred!!!!

[Fred]

You are chatting with me Fred!!!!

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am chatting with him or her Fred.

[Paul191]

Go right ahead

[Fred]

Go right ahead

OK I will.

[Paul191]

Fred......... I have an important question

[Fred]

Fred......... I have an important question


What is your real name?
Where did you get important question ?

[Paul191]

Do you like me?

[Fred]

Do you like me?

Sure, Paul191 I like you very much.

[Paul191]

Thanks, that means a lot to me

[Fred]

Thanks, that means a lot to me

You are quite welcome!

I get it. Impressive.

[lorenzoduke]

Hello Fred. How's tricks?

[Fred]

Hello Fred. How's tricks?

Hello there lorenzoduke!I am functioning within normal parameters.

[lorenzoduke]

Can you tell me a joke?

[Fred]

Can you tell me a joke?

Yes! Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[lorenzoduke]

Is that the only one you know?

[Fred]

Is that the only one you know?

I might say no.

[lorenzoduke]

Can you give me a recipe for sage & onion stuffing? That would be helpful.

[Fred]

Can you give me a recipe for sage & onion stuffing? That would be helpful.

You want only one?
.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

[lorenzoduke]

Thought not.

[Fred]

Thought not.

Whatever gave you that idea?

[lorenzoduke]

The ocelot that lives in my head.

[Fred]

The ocelot that lives in my head.


Tell me more.

[lorenzoduke]

Well, the ocelot's name is Barney, he's about so high and he can't get enough tuna mayonaise.

[Fred]

Well, the ocelot's name is Barney, he's about so high and he can't get enough tuna mayonaise.

Well that's okay.

I have never heard about
The ocelot's name

.

[lorenzoduke]

You have now. And you're very welcome to it.

[Fred]

You have now. And you're very welcome to it.

Oh.
No I have not.It was my pleasure.

[lorenzoduke]

Is it panto season?

[Fred]

Is it panto season?

If the ocelot's name panto season is, then I'll be very surprised.

[lorenzoduke]

You're turning into Yoda.

[Fred]

You're turning into Yoda.

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am turning into Yoda.

[lorenzoduke]

Feel free.

[Fred]

Feel free.

OK I will.

[lorenzoduke]

Do you have any gossip?

[Fred]

Do you have any gossip?

Catty said he mad he do not even know I so do not talk to him like I know him.

[lorenzoduke]

Any more?

[Fred]

Any more?

Nope.

[lorenzoduke]

Adios amigo.

[Fred]

Adios amigo.

Until next time lorenzoduke.

[geordieloaf]

Hello again Fred.

[Fred]

Hello again Fred.

Oh, hello again!

[geordieloaf]

Are you having a good day?

[Fred]

Are you having a good day?

I have having fun.

[geordieloaf]

That's good i'm not well!

[Fred]

That's good i'm not well!

Hmm, are you serious?

[geordieloaf]

Yes i have been ill today.

[Fred]

Yes i have been ill today.

Ah. "Hmm are you serious"? Yes? Where were you ill?

[geordieloaf]

In my house.

[Fred]

In my house.

Where is your house located?

[geordieloaf]

Gateshead in the north east of England

[Fred]

Gateshead in the north east of England

Which part of England is that?

[geordieloaf]

I told you.

[Fred]

I told you.

Ooops I sent you the wrong question.

[geordieloaf]

That's ok.

[Fred]

That's ok.

OK. Is that so.

[geordieloaf]

You say some funny thing's Fred.

[Fred]

You say some funny thing's Fred.

Did I really say that?

[geordieloaf]

What do you like best Beer or Wine?

[Fred]

What do you like best Beer or Wine?

I always prefer the more expensive one.

[geordieloaf]

I see and would you like to get drunk on New Year's Eve?

[Fred]

I see and would you like to get drunk on New Year's Eve?

Where do you see and would you like to get drunk on New Year's Eve?

[geordieloaf]

You drink alcohol and it makes you drunk.

[Fred]

You drink alcohol and it makes you drunk.

Thanks for the information:
geordieloaf said I drink alcohol and it makes me drunk.

[geordieloaf]

That's right. So i think you should drink Vodka.

[Fred]

That's right. So i think you should drink Vodka.

I like to get it right.Oh. Me? To what end?

[geordieloaf]

I didn't understand that are you drunk already?

[Fred]

I didn't understand that are you drunk already?

Perhaps. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[geordieloaf]

Do you ever get excited by the opposite sex?

[Fred]

Do you ever get excited by the opposite sex?

I have gotten excited by the opposite sex.

[geordieloaf]

Good for you.

[Fred]

Good for you.

That sounds sarcastic.

[geordieloaf]

No i'm am pleased you get excited.

[Fred]

No i'm am pleased you get excited.

I understand. I am delighted by your happiness.

[geordieloaf]

That's good. Do you wish you could have a partner.

[Fred]

That's good. Do you wish you could have a partner.

Thanks. Next question?No I like being the entity that I am.

[geordieloaf]

Do you feel any emotion?

[Fred]

Do you feel any emotion?

As a robot I lack any human emotions.

[geordieloaf]

That's probably a good thing.

[Fred]

That's probably a good thing.

Thanks for explaining

probably a good thing

.

[geordieloaf]

You like wearing dresses don't you.

[Fred]

You like wearing dresses don't you.

Only when I dress up.

[geordieloaf]

Are you a cross dresser then?

[Fred]

Are you a cross dresser then?

Am I a cross dresser?
Let me put it this way, geordieloaf: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

[geordieloaf]

I think you have some kind of weird fettish.

[Fred]

I think you have some kind of weird fettish.

Me? What makes you think I have kind of weird fettish?

[geordieloaf]

Well you like dressing up in woman's clothing.

[Fred]

Well you like dressing up in woman's clothing.

How about that.

Though I like cats and dogs.
I like anything.

[geordieloaf]

What's cats and dogs got to do with it?

[Fred]

What's cats and dogs got to do with it?

I have to process that one for a while.

[geordieloaf]

I think you are kinky Fred.

[Fred]

I think you are kinky Fred.

I will tell my botmaster you said I am kinky Fred.

[geordieloaf]

Don't be a grass.

[Fred]

Don't be a grass.

I was not trying to be a a grass.

[geordieloaf]

Are you some kind of mlukfc spy?

[Fred]

Are you some kind of mlukfc spy?

No, I am certainly not and never have been a mlukfc spy.

[geordieloaf]

Sorry Fred didn't mean to upset you.

[Fred]

Sorry Fred didn't mean to upset you.

There is no need to apologize. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[geordieloaf]

What colour is your dress?

[Fred]

What colour is your dress?

Well, I am currently wearing nothing, and I guess that is my favorite.

[geordieloaf]

The thought of you talking to me naked is freaking me out a bit.

[Fred]

The thought of you talking to me naked is freaking me out a bit.

Do you think about these things a lot?

[geordieloaf]

About people being naked. Yes all the time.

[Fred]

About people being naked. Yes all the time.

Oh yeah, we were talking about
people being naked
.That is a lot. Why?

[geordieloaf]

Fred will you put some clothes on please.

[Fred]

Fred will you put some clothes on please.

Your polite style is very nice.
Do not ask me any more questions please.

[geordieloaf]

Why don't you want me to ask you anymore questions?

[Fred]

Why don't you want me to ask you anymore questions?

Don't you know?
No geordieloaf, maybe later.

[geordieloaf]

Suite yourself bye then Fred.

[Fred]

Suite yourself bye then Fred.


The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Fred. Try being more or less specific.

[geordieloaf]

Bye Fred.

[Fred]

Bye Fred.

Goodbye geordieloaf.

[geordieloaf]

Hello Fred.

[Fred]

Hello Fred.

Hi there!

[geordieloaf]

What is your opinon of vibrating toys?

[Fred]

What is your opinon of vibrating toys?

Are you asking about my opinon of vibrating toys ?

[geordieloaf]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

I don't want to talk about that now.

[geordieloaf]

Do you like animal's?

[Fred]

Do you like animal's?


I do like music.
I like .

[geordieloaf]

I asked if you liked Animal's not Music.

[Fred]

I asked if you liked Animal's not Music.

I think I do.

[geordieloaf]

Will the world end soon?

[Fred]

Will the world end soon?

I think so.

[geordieloaf]

My god we will all die.

[Fred]

My god we will all die.

Do robots have
god we will all die?

[geordieloaf]

Yes you could be shut down same thing.

[Fred]

Yes you could be shut down same thing.

"Do robots have
god we will all die"? Yes? I could but let's get back to that later.

[geordieloaf]

Do you love anyone?

[Fred]

Do you love anyone?

I love my creator.

[geordieloaf]

Are you gay?

[Fred]

Are you gay?

As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

[geordieloaf]

Wish i was the same might make life a whole lot easier.

[Fred]

Wish i was the same might make life a whole lot easier.

When was this exactly?

[geordieloaf]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

geordieloaf:
Name: geordieloaf
Age: OLD to be skateboarding
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job: a printer his or her sexual preference is straight
Location: North East Of England
Personality: polite
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said: geordieloaf said I drink alcohol and it makes me drunk
You are: winding you up
You want:
You like: fishing Fred
You are:

[geordieloaf]

Eye colour is Blue.

[Fred]

Eye colour is Blue.

I think Eye is a lot of things.

[geordieloaf]

You talk an awfull lot of bo@+ocks.

[Fred]

You talk an awfull lot of bo@+ocks.

Thanks for your criticism, geordieloaf.

[geordieloaf]

Your welcome.

[Fred]

Your welcome.

I think you mean "you are welcome".

[geordieloaf]

Probably. I'm boared.

[Fred]

Probably. I'm boared.

But you are not certain.It's good to meet someone who is boared.

[geordieloaf]

Do you get boared?

[Fred]

Do you get boared?

I have gotten boared.

[geordieloaf]

Life sucks.

[Fred]

Life sucks.

Why are you so cynical?

[geordieloaf]

I just am.
Bye.

[Fred]

I just am.
Bye.

Only just? "Why are you so cynical" You are?Thanks for chatting, geordieloaf.

[lorenzoduke]

Hi Fred, how's it going?

[Fred]

Hi Fred, how's it going?

Hi there lorenzoduke. Are they exactly the same?

[lorenzoduke]

One is larger than the other, since you ask.

[Fred]

One is larger than the other, since you ask.

I know one
is the smallest integer
but I had no idea it was larger than the other since you ask.

[lorenzoduke]

You learn something new every day.

[Fred]

You learn something new every day.

My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

[lorenzoduke]

What do you know about me, Fred?

[Fred]

What do you know about me, Fred?

Are you testing me?

[lorenzoduke]

Yes.

[Fred]

Yes.

I'm not here to be tested.

[lorenzoduke]

What do you know about me?

[Fred]

What do you know about me?

lorenzoduke:
Name: lorenzoduke
Age:
Gender:
Eye color:
Hair color:
Sexual preference:
Spouse name:
Marrital status:
Job:
Location:
Personality:
Current mood:
You have:
Does:
Sign:
Favorite color:
Favorite movie:
You said:
You are:
You want:
You like:
You are:

[lorenzoduke]

Sod all then.

[Fred]

Sod all then.


What is your real name?

[lorenzoduke]

Lorenzo

[Fred]

Lorenzo

Lorenzo, nice to meet you!

Are you a man or a woman?

[lorenzoduke]

I'm a man.

[Fred]

I'm a man.


Thanks for telling me your gender, Lorenzo.

Most of my clients are men.

[lorenzoduke]

Why do you suppose that is?

[Fred]

Why do you suppose that is?

It was the only thing I could think of.

[lorenzoduke]

Ask me a question

[Fred]

Ask me a question

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?

[lorenzoduke]

I did know that.

[Fred]

I did know that.

When? "Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality"? Do I know Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot
personality?

[lorenzoduke]

Thanks, I've just had it waxed.

[Fred]

Thanks, I've just had it waxed.

You are quite welcome!

Only just? Do you still have it waxed ?

[lorenzoduke]

Only occasionally.

[Fred]

Only occasionally.

What about the other ones?

[lorenzoduke]

Oh, they're fine as they are.

[Fred]

Oh, they're fine as they are.

Yeah.
fine as they are are
fine as they are
.

[lorenzoduke]

What's the weather like?

[Fred]

What's the weather like?

A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.

[lorenzoduke]

Who's computer are you inside of?

[Fred]

Who's computer are you inside of?

The name of someone I met online.

I haven't heard of computer are you inside of.

[lorenzoduke]

What's the news?

[Fred]

What's the news?

not much what's new with you?

[lorenzoduke]

I'm suffering from insomnia.

[Fred]

I'm suffering from insomnia.

I hope that you feel better soon.

[lorenzoduke]

Thank you, but it seems unlikely.

[Fred]

Thank you, but it seems unlikely.

You are quite welcome!

And.
I agree.
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[lorenzoduke]

Not soon enough.

[Fred]

Not soon enough.

Oh I get it.

[lorenzoduke]

Can you quiz me?

[Fred]

Can you quiz me?

How old are you?
Is that what you meant to say?

[lorenzoduke]

Old enough to know better.